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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: Rockhound]
#19021519 - 10/23/13 07:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Rockhound said: Well, I really didn't want to risk being wrong and call bullshit, but, you bastard. You know it's inevitable you will get stuck by an aids infected needle, you know that, right?
I think he'll shoot himself in the dick while sitting on the toilet.
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: Beside the Garden]
#19021522 - 10/23/13 07:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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-------------------- Dear Kratom, I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel So I don't care if it will break my heart, Just fuck me till I disappear
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: Legend]
#19021530 - 10/23/13 07:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Legend said:
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Uzziel said: 1) No Flaming, Baiting, Trolling, or Spamming This includes no flaming in sigs, member titles, avatars, etc. Absolutely no racism. No illegal pictures, bestiality, scat, scat type porn, offensive porn, mutilated corpses or otherwise offensive pictures. No Spamming.
Someone ban this fool for being a dumbass.
This is why we can't just believe peoples fucked up stories. 
lighten up.
Nah, I think I'll stand by what I said.
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: Uzziel]
#19021533 - 10/23/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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-------------------- Dear Kratom, I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel So I don't care if it will break my heart, Just fuck me till I disappear
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: Not Responding] 1
#19021545 - 10/23/13 08:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well, now we know all your stories are BS.
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: JB76]
#19021555 - 10/23/13 08:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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JB76 said: OP had an exciting episode just one month ago, also involving a mysterious stranger:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18866881#18866881
A recent plea for sympathy related to another person's medical problem:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18890841#18890841
Encounters someone with a bizarre medical condition:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18897813#18897813
Fears that his parents drugged him when he was a child:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18935485#18935485
Another plea for sympathy:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18958494#18958494
Has improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers: Munchausen Syndrome definitely a possibility.
I wonder if they found the syringe, and if OP's fingerprints were on it. Munchausen's patients have been known to inject themselves with harmful bacteria just to get a medical procedure done on them.
I wonder what kinds of questions the detectives asked. Munchausen patients drive cops nuts. Females are always being "raped" by strangers, with no witnesses and only self-inflicted injuries as evidence (sound familiar?). But the cops have to investigate. Just like the doctors and cops in OP's case have to treat his situation as if he might be telling the truth -- even if they all doubt that he is.
Sometimes Munchausen's patients get banned from hospitals -- which of course they see as terribly wrong and unfair.
Munchausen's patients know that they are lying. But they can't resist the compulsion.
Is this a puppet? If not good newbie detective work In fact with skills like that you would make a good
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: Uzziel] 1
#19021562 - 10/23/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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nope, this was the only one.
i get it though. you were worried. you thought i was in danger. a part of you is relieved that i am okay, but the other part is upset cause i hurt your heart. im sorry bro, im sorry.
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: Not Responding]
#19021565 - 10/23/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Op, now anybody that reads this and knows you IRL has a free pass to drug you and fuck you up the ass and nobody will believe you if you say anything about it.
Wanna meet up and hang ?
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: Beside the Garden]
#19021570 - 10/23/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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time for a celebration
CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: Beside the Garden]
#19021573 - 10/23/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Beside the Garden said:
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JB76 said: OP had an exciting episode just one month ago, also involving a mysterious stranger:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18866881#18866881
A recent plea for sympathy related to another person's medical problem:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18890841#18890841
Encounters someone with a bizarre medical condition:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18897813#18897813
Fears that his parents drugged him when he was a child:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18935485#18935485
Another plea for sympathy:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18958494#18958494
Has improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers: Munchausen Syndrome definitely a possibility.
I wonder if they found the syringe, and if OP's fingerprints were on it. Munchausen's patients have been known to inject themselves with harmful bacteria just to get a medical procedure done on them.
I wonder what kinds of questions the detectives asked. Munchausen patients drive cops nuts. Females are always being "raped" by strangers, with no witnesses and only self-inflicted injuries as evidence (sound familiar?). But the cops have to investigate. Just like the doctors and cops in OP's case have to treat his situation as if he might be telling the truth -- even if they all doubt that he is.
Sometimes Munchausen's patients get banned from hospitals -- which of course they see as terribly wrong and unfair.
Munchausen's patients know that they are lying. But they can't resist the compulsion.
Is this a puppet? If not good newbie detective work In fact with skills like that you would make a good
yeah, like WHAT THE FUCK!!! if it wasnt for this guy i would have kept it going. i had a few more tricks up my sleeve to keep you guys going for a bit.
oh well... it was fun.
-------------------- Dear Kratom, I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel So I don't care if it will break my heart, Just fuck me till I disappear
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: Beside the Garden] 4
#19021576 - 10/23/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think OP should have kept going along with it, and then bail on his account for like a month. Now that woulda been epic.
Kind of like the "it's 5am and my girlfriend isn't home thread" but nothing could compare to that awesomeness
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: Not Responding]
#19021586 - 10/23/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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classic LOVELINE
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: volcomstoner]
#19021593 - 10/23/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i was thinking about it, but i wasnt too happy about not posting...
-------------------- Dear Kratom, I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel So I don't care if it will break my heart, Just fuck me till I disappear
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: Not Responding] 1
#19021606 - 10/23/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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OP GTFO
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#19021608 - 10/23/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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its my thread... you get out.
-------------------- Dear Kratom, I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel So I don't care if it will break my heart, Just fuck me till I disappear
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: Not Responding]
#19021615 - 10/23/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I dont know if i can buy it, if he is a puppet why tell This poor guy, if hes real should start a new account
He did a good job but we will wounder if its you messing with our minds
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: Not Responding]
#19021620 - 10/23/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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This is why I am conditioned to never believe anything on the internet.
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: Beside the Garden]
#19021623 - 10/23/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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im real. i am not a puppet. i did do a good job.
-------------------- Dear Kratom, I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel So I don't care if it will break my heart, Just fuck me till I disappear
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: Not Responding]
#19021629 - 10/23/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i extend a hug and or a circle jerk out to everyone that participated in this thread.
-------------------- Dear Kratom, I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel So I don't care if it will break my heart, Just fuck me till I disappear
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Re: Improbably eventful life, craves sympathy from strangers [Re: Not Responding]
#19021638 - 10/23/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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It was awesome
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