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Offlinesquidson
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The Bathroom Experience.
    #19004568 - 10/20/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Within the confines of the walls on which mosaiced tiles lay, perfectly painting a panorama of life and death. you find yourself in an escape.

In one place or another situated within the room is a bucket for your shit, a bucket for your soap, and a four panel door for you to open and close.

Paying no attention to wild and irrational theoreticals in which one could purpose, this is a place where you are completely alone and content to be so.

One’s life between the time spent in here and when they come back is an endless struggle to produce a product to impress others and show off their capabilities. But In here its all shit, and we do not care. We flush it; not because we are afraid of others rejecting the waste we have excreted, rather so not to burden others with the horrible stench of our nature.

Then we must thoroughly wash our hands in order to submerge ourselves back into society, where our by daily product is judged and influenced by those who encompass us.

But for what? Why can’t one simply spend the rest of THEIR eternity in the bathroom? Alone and content with the shit that they so naturally produce under no influence or manipulation by the thoughts that taunt our brains.

After all fecal matter, was the impetus for societal formation. Wasn’t it? Before agriculture, our human ancestors wandered the land, had no language, and had no established societies. And how did agriculture begin? It began by the shit, the shit that came out of our ancestors that was laced with corn and seeds. However the waste was not wasted, it fertilized the seeds which grew crops. Societies began to form around the  trees that sprouted from our shit. So I guess lifes just never ending circle of crap….



What do u think about this. Do I make any sense or am I just spewing random shit from my mouth. Or do I simply sound depressed.


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Edited by squidson (10/20/13 04:12 PM)


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InvisibleAWS
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Re: The Bathroom Experience. [Re: squidson]
    #19004576 - 10/20/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You have paragraphs! Still not gonna read it.


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OfflineJesusIsLord
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Re: The Bathroom Experience. [Re: squidson]
    #19004586 - 10/20/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Why are you drawing on bathroom experiences and particularly our relationship to shit and relating it to society and culture?

:youseethisshit:


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Re: The Bathroom Experience. [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19004593 - 10/20/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

derealization


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Re: The Bathroom Experience. [Re: squidson]
    #19004607 - 10/20/13 04:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I enjoyed the read man :thumbup:


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OfflineBitter Cactus
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Re: The Bathroom Experience. [Re: squidson]
    #19004721 - 10/20/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

squidson said:
derealization




Is that like being in a khole at all times lol


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Re: The Bathroom Experience. [Re: AWS]
    #19004725 - 10/20/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

AWS said:
You have paragraphs! Still not gonna read it.




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Re: The Bathroom Experience. [Re: dontknow]
    #19004729 - 10/20/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

dontknow said:
Quote:

AWS said:
You have paragraphs! Still not gonna read it.







:feelsgoodman:


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Re: The Bathroom Experience. [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #19004740 - 10/20/13 04:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:threadmonitor:


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[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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Re: The Bathroom Experience. [Re: squidson]
    #19004744 - 10/20/13 04:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

squidson said:
Within the confines of the walls on which mosaiced tiles lay, perfectly painting a panorama of life and death. you find yourself in an escape.

In one place or another situated within the room is a bucket for your shit, a bucket for your soap, and a four panel door for you to open and close.

Paying no attention to wild and irrational theoreticals in which one could purpose, this is a place where you are completely alone and content to be so.

One’s life between the time spent in here and when they come back is an endless struggle to produce a product to impress others and show off their capabilities. But In here its all shit, and we do not care. We flush it; not because we are afraid of others rejecting the waste we have excreted, rather so not to burden others with the horrible stench of our nature.

Then we must thoroughly wash our hands in order to submerge ourselves back into society, where our by daily product is judged and influenced by those who encompass us.

But for what? Why can’t one simply spend the rest of THEIR eternity in the bathroom? Alone and content with the shit that they so naturally produce under no influence or manipulation by the thoughts that taunt our brains.

After all fecal matter, was the impetus for societal formation. Wasn’t it? Before agriculture, our human ancestors wandered the land, had no language, and had no established societies. And how did agriculture begin? It began by the shit, the shit that came out of our ancestors that was laced with corn and seeds. However the waste was not wasted, it fertilized the seeds which grew crops. Societies began to form around the  trees that sprouted from our shit. So I guess lifes just never ending circle of crap….



What do u think about this. Do I make any sense or am I just spewing random shit from my mouth. Or do I simply sound depressed.




OP do you have any friends?


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Re: The Bathroom Experience. [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #19004755 - 10/20/13 04:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So I am guessing that I picked the wrong site to post this on or made the wrong choice by writing it at all. But I wrote in the time it took me to finish two cigarettes so I dont mind. Please continue to criticize :grin:


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Re: The Bathroom Experience. [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #19004758 - 10/20/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

play nice kids


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Re: The Bathroom Experience. [Re: squidson]
    #19004766 - 10/20/13 04:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yes I have lots of friends but I cant hang out with most of them any more because all they do is drugs, and I gotta stay sober to get through this derealization crap. And all they do is drugs so hanigng out with them right now would jus tbe me sitting sober while they get high so id rrather sit at home as my guitar gently weeps. as they say happiness is a warm gun ya know?


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Re: The Bathroom Experience. [Re: squidson]
    #19004789 - 10/20/13 04:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

if your bathroom dosnt smell like vainila, your doing it wrong!

amirite?


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Re: The Bathroom Experience. [Re: squidson]
    #19004805 - 10/20/13 04:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You had me until our shit grew the trees. Well yes but not a whole lot. The bathroom is peaceful. :feelsgoodman:


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Re: The Bathroom Experience. [Re: King Klick]
    #19004878 - 10/20/13 05:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I thought this thread was going to be about shooting heroin in public restrooms


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Re: The Bathroom Experience. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19004915 - 10/20/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

volcomstoner said:
I thought this thread was going to be about shooting heroin in public restrooms



Do some rails off the seat bro. It's okay where i'm from people only do upperdeckers.


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Re: The Bathroom Experience. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19004919 - 10/20/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

originally was, then i got side tracked


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Re: The Bathroom Experience. [Re: squidson]
    #19005031 - 10/20/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Are you saying we shouldn't dispose of our fecal matter?:uhno:


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