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OnlineYthanA
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Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member * 2
    #19002354 - 10/20/13 01:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member
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MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A gunman in a clown costume shot and killed the oldest brother of one of Mexico's most notorious drug trafficking families in the resort of Los Cabos, authorities said on Saturday.

Francisco Rafael Arellano Felix, 63, a former leader of the Tijuana Cartel, was shot in the head late on Friday at a family gathering in the southern tip of the state of Baja California Sur, a spokesman for state prosecutors said.

"A person dressed as a clown took his life," he said.

Local media reported that the killer had two accomplices, but this was not yet clear, the spokesman said. The gunman fled the scene.

Arellano Felix spent nearly 15 years behind bars for drug-related offenses after his arrest in Mexico in late 1993. Extradited to the United States in 2006, he was later paroled and walked free on his return to Mexico in early 2008.

Another official working with state prosecutors said Arellano Felix, the oldest of the brothers who headed the gang, was not wanted by authorities at the time of his death.

The possibility that his killer had ties to organized crime was being investigated, the official said.

Led by a large family of brothers and sisters, the Tijuana Cartel was one of the most powerful drug gangs in Mexico until it was gradually weakened by the capture or killing of several its leading members during the previous decade.

Arellano Felix's younger brothers, Francisco Javier, Benjamin and Eduardo are serving prison sentences in the United States. Another of his brothers, Ramon, was killed in a shootout with police in 2002.


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Re: Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member [Re: Ythan] * 1
    #19002376 - 10/20/13 01:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

bet it was Obama in the costume.....:lmafo:


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Re: Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member [Re: jboredone]
    #19002379 - 10/20/13 01:16 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

a new reason to fear clowns


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Re: Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member [Re: kadian420]
    #19002391 - 10/20/13 01:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Remember the time those cartel guys killed that clown?

This could be retribution!:eek:

"What's so funny?"


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Re: Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member [Re: Ythan]
    #19002439 - 10/20/13 01:51 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member






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Re: Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member [Re: Ythan]
    #19002582 - 10/20/13 03:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Constructive terrorism?:shrug:


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Re: Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member [Re: nooneman]
    #19002584 - 10/20/13 03:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

gold from the comments section:
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Authorities have described the two accomplices as a Toy Poodle and Small Monkey that distracted the body-guards and party goers. A Poisoned Water Pistol was found at the scene and fingerprints being recovered seemed unlikely as the Clown reportedly wore white gloves and an orange Bozo-like hair-piece.

A local Blind Organ Grinder was asked to give a statement to police but he claimed that he saw nothing out of the ordinary and his own pet monkey was completely innocent of collaborating with any Toy Poodles, claiming that his monkey despises filthy dogs and often abuses dogs and policemen by throwing feces at them.

Previous attempts to murder Mexican Drug Lords have employed a Plethora of Pinatas filled with Poisoned Pickled Peppers. Security Experts familiar with the cases stated "These Clowns think they can just pile out of little sub-compact cars and attack innocent drug lords with poisoned seltzer bottles at will".

Calls for International sanctions about the use of chemical agents have been brought to the UN Security Counsel again after last years deadly Pie Attack that blinded dozens of Drug Cartel members at a gathering in Guadalupe.

Factions from Chihuahua have been increasing skirmishes with local Cartel Leaders by employing Miniature Suicide Dog Bombs and Flaming Bags of Excrement left on suspected Cartel doorsteps.




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Re: Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member [Re: shivas.wisdom] * 1
    #19002742 - 10/20/13 05:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

. . . . and more lol


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Department of Homeland Security has released a new report of statistical analysis that indicates Clown Attacks have risen by 100% over previous levels and have requested emergency funds for a Clown Posse Task Force to be implemented immediately.




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The Mexican Government has ask the help of the FBI, in checking out the whereabouts of a Clown supposedly living some where in D.C. Possibly on Pennsylvania Ave.




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Killer Clowns are no joke. And they are crossing that border on a daily basis. Close the border, I hate dealing with illegal workers but I want nothing at all to do with a friggin' killer clown from Mexico.




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The drug dealer fell for the shooting flower lapel trick. Sniff sniff - bang bang.




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Re: Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #19002916 - 10/20/13 07:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member [Re: WindSearcher]
    #19003064 - 10/20/13 08:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

crazy stuff

scary as fuck to get killed by a clown


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Re: Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member [Re: WindSearcher]
    #19003076 - 10/20/13 08:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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This. :lol:

Too bad noone understood the joke.


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Re: Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member [Re: Lord_McLovin]
    #19003181 - 10/20/13 09:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i dont:sad:


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Re: Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member [Re: Lord_McLovin]
    #19003448 - 10/20/13 11:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lolsy:
That was a great game


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Re: Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member [Re: xpl0de]
    #19003463 - 10/20/13 11:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member [Re: hidenseek1]
    #19003486 - 10/20/13 11:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This is a sign that the war on drugs is nothing but a big fucking joke today, I know I'm laughing my ass off!


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Re: Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member [Re: WindSearcher]
    #19003869 - 10/20/13 01:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

lulz, i loved the game hitman


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Re: Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member [Re: Ythan]
    #19004483 - 10/20/13 03:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

murder is no joke unless it's a clown suit


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Re: Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member [Re: WindSearcher]
    #19004627 - 10/20/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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HITMAN! Noticed it as soon as I saw the video-game graphics!


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Re: Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member [Re: Atrium]
    #19006411 - 10/20/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Who cares, fuck every one of those cartel members. Nice job clown :thumbup:


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Re: Gunman in clown suit kills senior Mexican drug cartel member [Re: Eminence]
    #19008031 - 10/21/13 11:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Great! just in time for my vacation to Cabo next week

:whoopdeefriggindo:


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