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Something I wrote in the 9th grade
    #19002061 - 10/19/13 11:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

After taking a candle's flame to a wooden bowl packed tight with hash, a reach for the sploof that  gently rest on top of a dark-finished night stand, and a prudent walk away to a second story window. There comes a medium-sized lethargic-slug-cloud of smoke that slowly floats through the hollow space between the plastic walls of a bottomless water bottle, through a stack of sloppily stuffed dryer sheets, and through the micro-grade of a window screen. Further more all while maintaining perfect form and majesty in a dark night sky and over the reflection of the moon shimmering on the shingles that lay on the top of a garage. Within three steps and a seat on top of the real-mcoy 60’s shag carpet, an effect begins to take place in the brain. A glue-like fusion between chemicals and receptors trigger spiritual effects, although the entire process is scientifically contained in the brain there is a non-physical organ that becomes more apparent in such a ritual. Tiny tissues that normally floats above ones head group together in order to form such an organ when an individual tokes. Thus with the inhalation of a reefer this organ forms together and slips away from above ones head and into their brain, respectively this non-physical organ becomes apparent. With the presence of ones spirit through initiation-by-inhalation one is able to release the human nature of materialism and gain a better appreciation of one’s environment and emotions. At such a time the individual is able to see more than ever, all with their eyes closed. Does it come to any surprise that any government would outlaw such a substance? It is clear that cannabis has not been outlawed for harmful medical effects, however it has been outlawed for its powerful social effects. Sure in comparison this brings to mind the image of a burnt out stoner whom is nothing other than a detriment to his society, but the only reason this imagine is deemed poorly upon is because it differs from society’s ideal panorama. The government is threatened by such individuals who differ from the norms of society, in response they create laws to keep its peoples from becoming “different”. Differences are what create wars, however the real difference here is due to the laws surrounding marijuana. This is the difference that has sparked an all out drug war, in which millions have been incarcerated and stripped of their livelihood, all due to the government's fear of rebellious thinkers those who think with their souls rather than their eyes.


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Re: Something I wrote in the 9th grade [Re: squidson] * 2
    #19002294 - 10/20/13 12:45 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe you were too busy writing this to learn how to use paragraphs in the 9th grade.


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Re: Something I wrote in the 9th grade [Re: squidson]
    #19002308 - 10/20/13 12:50 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What are your current thoughts on the material?


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Re: Something I wrote in the 9th grade [Re: Hobozen]
    #19004479 - 10/20/13 03:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I never learned how to use paragraphs sorry Bitter Cactus. And Ive been sober for two months I try not to think about drugs anymore.


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Re: Something I wrote in the 9th grade [Re: squidson] * 1
    #19004488 - 10/20/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I never learned how to use paragraphs sorry Bitter Cactus. And Ive been sober for two months I try not to think about drugs anymore.



You joined 2 months ago this day. Why?


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Re: Something I wrote in the 9th grade [Re: King Klick] * 1
    #19004506 - 10/20/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Drug forums help you forget about drugs.


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Re: Something I wrote in the 9th grade [Re: squidson]
    #19004531 - 10/20/13 03:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Not enough adjectives.


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Re: Something I wrote in the 9th grade [Re: jewunit]
    #19004538 - 10/20/13 03:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

is that sarcasm? if its not lol thats probly because i was only a high school freshman, my writing is much better now.


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Re: Something I wrote in the 9th grade [Re: squidson]
    #19004541 - 10/20/13 03:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

"After taking a candle's flame to a wooden bowl packed tight with hash, a reach for the sploof that  gently rest on top of a dark-finished night stand, and a prudent walk away to a second story window."

No, no sarcasm at all.


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Re: Something I wrote in the 9th grade [Re: jewunit]
    #19004546 - 10/20/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

jewunit said:
"After taking a candle's flame to a wooden bowl packed tight with hash, a reach for the sploof that  gently rest on top of a dark-finished night stand, and a prudent walk away to a second story window."

No, no sarcasm at all.




:lol::lol::lol:

OP you're fucked.


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Re: Something I wrote in the 9th grade [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #19004575 - 10/20/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Hey I was only in the 9th grade lol, dont blame me blame him.


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Re: Something I wrote in the 9th grade [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #19004602 - 10/20/13 04:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Did you submit it to anything at the time?


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Re: Something I wrote in the 9th grade [Re: Telumbe Maur]
    #19004610 - 10/20/13 04:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I ripped the page out of my notebook and left it on this pot head teacher's desk but didnt put my name on it or anything.


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Re: Something I wrote in the 9th grade [Re: squidson] * 2
    #19004621 - 10/20/13 04:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I bet he got a hard on when he was reading about your homosexual cannabis experience.


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Re: Something I wrote in the 9th grade [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #19004628 - 10/20/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I mean probably, but I perferred shrooms at the time any way


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Re: Something I wrote in the 9th grade [Re: squidson]
    #19004632 - 10/20/13 04:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I mean probably, but I perferred shrooms at the time any way



You preferred shrooms to weed... in the 9th grade? :strokebeard:


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Re: Something I wrote in the 9th grade [Re: Synthe]
    #19004642 - 10/20/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

yes probably why I am currently derealized


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Re: Something I wrote in the 9th grade [Re: squidson] * 1
    #19004646 - 10/20/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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yes probably why I am currently derealized




Smoking meth is usually good way to cure this.


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Re: Something I wrote in the 9th grade [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #19004722 - 10/20/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I tried this a couple times, the only benefit I found was that when my teeth fell out I was able to give better bj's under the free way in LA, if your ever in the area ask the guy in the rain coat for Squidly.


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Re: Something I wrote in the 9th grade [Re: squidson]
    #19004752 - 10/20/13 04:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

if i ever got a blow job from a man, id hope his name was squidly


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