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"So I took the joint out of the bong"
    #19001742 - 10/19/13 09:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Hah, so an acquaintance of mine just tried smoking up for the first time, and this acquaintance claims that during one moment they "took the joint out of the bong"

Because apparently "you can either put the weed in bong or put a joint in there instead".


I can't help but find this hilarious, kinda thought it would be appropriate for the pub tonight


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Re: "So I took the joint out of the bong" [Re: Synthe]
    #19001752 - 10/19/13 09:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

So he was smoking a joint out of a bong?

Or was he trying to refer to the slide as a joint?


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Re: "So I took the joint out of the bong" [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #19001758 - 10/19/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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LoveYourLife said:
So he was smoking a joint out of a bong?

Or was he trying to refer to the slide as a joint?



From what I can tell, it sounds like they just jammed a joint into the bowl :lol:


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Re: "So I took the joint out of the bong" [Re: Synthe]
    #19001763 - 10/19/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Awwww, that's cute.

I love smoking people up for the first time.

I was the one that got too high, giggled on the floor for 20 minutes and then calmly got up sashayed to the bathroom and puked my guts out before returning to the floor, so I always feel a tickle of nostalgia.


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Re: "So I took the joint out of the bong" [Re: pirate-blues]
    #19001774 - 10/19/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That is humorous. But when a joint gets near the end, thats exactly what I do with it to finish it off.


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Re: "So I took the joint out of the bong" [Re: pirate-blues]
    #19001782 - 10/19/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Introducing people to drugs is one of the greatest things ever. I'm never stingy with anything I have to people who want to try something. I always make sure they have a generous amount to get the full effect.

But yeah, it's pretty funny seeing/hearing about noobs smoking. Especially if they are older since most people get that out of the way when they are young.


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Re: "So I took the joint out of the bong" [Re: pirate-blues]
    #19001786 - 10/19/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

But... you can...


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Re: "So I took the joint out of the bong" [Re: Synthe]
    #19001791 - 10/19/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My friend would roll up a blunt , cut the blunt into inch long sections and pack one section inside  an acrylics bong , you know those bongs with the small metal bowls ?  it fit perfectly and got me high as fuck every toke. I'm just not a fan of having anything I smoke "rolled" up. That would have to be someone else rolling their weed haha.

I don't see the purpose of not just packing the weed by itself, why roll up a joint ?  pack snappers and enjoy.

I have packed a bowl of hash in my roor and it worked just fine.

I had a friend who didnt want to smoke a bowl once & he wanted us to blow the smoke  it into his earlobe, that way it got shot directly into his brain and supposedly gets him super blaked


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Re: "So I took the joint out of the bong" [Re: Shroomhunter510]
    #19001797 - 10/19/13 10:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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My friend would roll up a blunt , cut the blunt into inch long sections and pack one section inside  an acrylics bong , you know those bongs with the small metal bowls ?  it fit perfectly and got me high as fuck every toke. I'm just not a fan of having anything I smoke "rolled" up. That would have to be someone else rolling their weed haha.

I don't see the purpose of not just packing the weed by itself, why roll up a joint ?  pack snappers and enjoy.

I have packed a bowl of hash in my roor and it worked just fine.

I had a friend who didnt want to smoke a bowl once & he wanted us to blow the smoke  it into his earlobe, that way it got shot directly into his brain and supposedly gets him super blaked



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Shroomhunter510 said:
My friend would roll up a blunt , cut the blunt into inch long sections and pack one section inside  an acrylics bong , you know those bongs with the small metal bowls ?  it fit perfectly and got me high as fuck every toke. I'm just not a fan of having anything I smoke "rolled" up. That would have to be someone else rolling their weed haha.

I don't see the purpose of not just packing the weed by itself, why roll up a joint ?  pack snappers and enjoy.

I have packed a bowl of hash in my roor and it worked just fine.

I had a friend who didnt want to smoke a bowl once & he wanted us to blow the smoke  it into his earlobe, that way it got shot directly into his brain and supposedly gets him super blaked








LOL

how high was he when he requested this?


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Re: "So I took the joint out of the bong" [Re: Shroomhunter510]
    #19001800 - 10/19/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

I had a friend who didnt want to smoke a bowl once & he wanted us to blow the smoke  it into his earlobe, that way it got shot directly into his brain and supposedly gets him super blaked





:freshwtf:


Blowing smoke in somebody's ear is not going be shot directly into their brain.
It's a little more complex than that.


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Re: "So I took the joint out of the bong" [Re: SkeletalSpore]
    #19001801 - 10/19/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I try to avoid introducing people to my drugs. Though I do consciously plant positive ideas about psyches into their brains.

I probably unconsciously plant good ideas about opiates as well. But I counteract that with scary stories.


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Re: "So I took the joint out of the bong" [Re: pirate-blues]
    #19001837 - 10/19/13 10:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I don't think he was even high one bit at the time he told us that

He didnt want to smoke and was just standing there in the circle talking about being high from "contact smoke" getting through his earlobe and into his mind.  this kid  says  ridiculous shit sometimes lol


The first time I smoked a bong , I burned my eyebrow. Made me never want to smoke a bong


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Re: "So I took the joint out of the bong" [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19001846 - 10/19/13 10:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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That is humorous. But when a joint gets near the end, thats exactly what I do with it to finish it off.



Yeah either stuff the roachinthe bong or stick the end of it in the carb, tilt the bowlsideways, and hold your thumb over the bowl as if it were a carb.

Not sure if that made sense how I explained it.


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Re: "So I took the joint out of the bong" [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19001858 - 10/19/13 10:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

rbalzer said:
That is humorous. But when a joint gets near the end, thats exactly what I do with it to finish it off.



Yeah either stuff the roachinthe bong or stick the end of it in the carb, tilt the bowlsideways, and hold your thumb over the bowl as if it were a carb.

Not sure if that made sense how I explained it.



yeah we've done it like that in pipes too!

made sense to me


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Re: "So I took the joint out of the bong" [Re: Synthe]
    #19001862 - 10/19/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've smoked joints through bongs before :shrug:

I've probably done almost everything a person can do with marijuana. Yes, even that.


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Re: "So I took the joint out of the bong" [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19001866 - 10/19/13 10:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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rbalzer said:
Quote:

volcomstoner said:
Quote:

rbalzer said:
That is humorous. But when a joint gets near the end, thats exactly what I do with it to finish it off.



Yeah either stuff the roachinthe bong or stick the end of it in the carb, tilt the bowlsideways, and hold your thumb over the bowl as if it were a carb.

Not sure if that made sense how I explained it.



yeah we've done it like that in pipes too!

made sense to me






Yah now that i think about it I've put blunts in pipes on a couple of occasions.
Well, the roaches, at least.
Better than a res hit!


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Re: "So I took the joint out of the bong" [Re: smack]
    #19001869 - 10/19/13 10:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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smack said:
I try to avoid introducing people to my drugs. Though I do consciously plant positive ideas about psyches into their brains.

I probably unconsciously plant good ideas about opiates as well. But I counteract that with scary stories.




same here


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Re: "So I took the joint out of the bong" [Re: Legend]
    #19001930 - 10/19/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

smack said:
I try to avoid introducing people to my drugs. Though I do consciously plant positive ideas about psyches into their brains.

I probably unconsciously plant good ideas about opiates as well. But I counteract that with scary stories.




same here




I try to tell everybody I know about the horrors of opioid addiction but somehow they still see it as being glamours because I can't lie about how amazing the high is.


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Re: "So I took the joint out of the bong" [Re: Synthe]
    #19001941 - 10/19/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Heeyy... I roll joints for my bowl once in a while. You don't have to constantly re-pack the bowl. I guess it does look a bit goofy, though:stoned:


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Re: "So I took the joint out of the bong" [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #19002153 - 10/19/13 11:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My circle does a thang called the timebomb which is a joint planted in the middle of a bowl of weed in a bong. It's pretty grand, when the joint hits the weed the rips are unpleasantly powerful.


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