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OfflineKittybear
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Re: happy with your sex life? [Re: Not Responding]
    #18999146 - 10/19/13 10:45 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

When I read this, I asked myself, "Am I happy with it?"
And then I realized, if I have to ask myself, then it could be better.
My boyfriend and I actually have AMAZING sex...I just wish he could last a wee bit longer. It's like, when I get off, he gets off. This means he pulls out right when I'm peaking. It literally makes me want to punch him in the face.
I wanted to be dominated. Choked. Slapped. Tied up..! :bondage:

:whacker:

Oh fuck.


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Re: happy with your sex life? [Re: Kittybear]
    #18999378 - 10/19/13 11:42 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Some guys are just insecure...

Have you talked to him about it or do you just expect?


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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OfflineKittybear
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Re: happy with your sex life? [Re: Not Responding]
    #18999426 - 10/19/13 11:55 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've talked to him about it. I flat out told him to just get angry and man handle me! but he says that he wants me to do the same thing.

I'm not really the dominating type. I literally have to take on a different persona to be able to do something like that, because it's not who I am.


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InvisibleNot Responding
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Re: happy with your sex life? [Re: Kittybear]
    #18999445 - 10/19/13 12:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe wear a wig and prance around in some sexies throwing out different comments.

" Gee, walking home alone is pretty scary"

Well, that was dumb but you get the idea.


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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OfflineKittybear
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Re: happy with your sex life? [Re: Not Responding]
    #18999507 - 10/19/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Not Responding said:
Maybe wear a wig and prance around in some sexies throwing out different comments.

" Gee, walking home alone is pretty scary"

Well, that was dumb but you get the idea.




:canthelpbutlaugh:

Hah! this is actually a great idea. I think he'd be into something like this.

But then I have to worry about him cumming even faster than he already does. :confused:


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Re: happy with your sex life? [Re: Not Responding] * 1
    #18999596 - 10/19/13 12:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: happy with your sex life? [Re: Kittybear]
    #18999706 - 10/19/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Kittybear said:
Quote:

Not Responding said:
Maybe wear a wig and prance around in some sexies throwing out different comments.

" Gee, walking home alone is pretty scary"

Well, that was dumb but you get the idea.




:canthelpbutlaugh:

Hah! this is actually a great idea. I think he'd be into something like this.

But then I have to worry about him cumming even faster than he already does. :confused:




introduce kratom into his life. im not a minute man, but i would like to last much longer than i can. kratom makes this happen. i can go a good strong 30 minutes, but the great thing is if need be, i can cum with in minutes.

oh, make sure you set up a few nanny cams as well. i would like to... review the footage so i can further assist you.

:pedrophile:


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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OfflineKittybear
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Re: happy with your sex life? [Re: Not Responding]
    #18999737 - 10/19/13 01:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)







oh, make sure you set up a few nanny cams as well. i would like to... review the footage so i can further assist you.

:pedrophile:




Hahaa I'm sure!


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Re: happy with your sex life? [Re: Not Responding]
    #19000236 - 10/19/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Its good, wish I was single a lot though to be able to bang random people.


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Re: happy with your sex life? [Re: Not Responding]
    #19000580 - 10/19/13 05:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I guess my standards are too high, but I cant't find a lady for the life of me. It's devastating.


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Re: happy with your sex life? [Re: fapjack]
    #19000904 - 10/19/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

fapjack said:
Its good, wish I was single a lot though to be able to bang random people.




this and some more of this and a little bit of this.


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: happy with your sex life? [Re: Not Responding]
    #19000925 - 10/19/13 06:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Meh, I just got it going again after a year of soul searching. So far so good.

I'm not out to really bang a ton of people casually because that's not usually my style, but I've been meeting people, I'm unattached and my libido finally returned after a hellish year.
So I guess I'm on the prowl.


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: happy with your sex life? [Re: Not Responding]
    #19000941 - 10/19/13 06:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Only thing I'd change is I want anal. And she always wants to fuck when we smoke and the penis is willing but my body is locked to the bed


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Re: happy with your sex life? [Re: Not Responding]
    #19001159 - 10/19/13 07:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My answer to all of your questions is no.


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Offlineflickedbic
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Re: happy with your sex life? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19001331 - 10/19/13 08:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Happy.  I love being deepthroated, which my girl does well.  We've been together for years and are discussing threesome logistics/ playing out my fantasy of her assisting/teaching another woman how to deepthroat on me :cool:

Lots of sex too; especially after I learned to jelq and gained an inch in length and girth too.  Learning that she could squirt (I think all girls can) has been a fun blessing.

I used to cum too fast before learning useful Taoist bedchamber arts/ (dry) male multiple orgasm/ Tantric orgasmic energy wave riding...  These practices can land one in an ecstatic plane beyond description, besides allowing one to last as long as they want.

So yea; happy with the sex life, and it's getting better.


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1)Combo of oral DMT + smoked Bufotenine
2)Amanita (urine drank twice)
3)Mushrooms > Achuma 16"+cid(still need higher dose Achuma)> Cid (still need high dose)
4)Morning Glory-HBWR (+cumin, cinnamon aldehyde adducts) > Methyl chavicol (need more activators)
5)Salvia (need to try quid)


All readable matter in the above post is ficticious... any similarities to real life are purely coincidental.

Blessing.


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Re: happy with your sex life? [Re: flickedbic]
    #19001415 - 10/19/13 08:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

so... um... you wanna like, elaborate? the fuck is jelq? bedchamber arts?


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: happy with your sex life? [Re: flickedbic]
    #19001452 - 10/19/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Orgasm delaying techniques are great for heightening pleasure.


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Re: happy with your sex life? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #19001505 - 10/19/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

what sex life


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Re: happy with your sex life? [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19001582 - 10/19/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My fiance and I have been doing the whole blowjob - vibrator on clit - eventually leads to doggy style - for a very long time now and I'm perfectly happy.


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Re: happy with your sex life? [Re: indocult]
    #19001589 - 10/19/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

indocult said:
How is your wife, mpd?  I remember seeing the mrs mpd has cancer thread
over on icmag, but i haven't checkd in a while.

To reply to op, mines at zilch right now. just got out of relationship
with a girl who was lesbian in the closet.  she hid it well at first but
it started to show towards the end of the relationship.
There is no threesome coming from that, sorry guys.

i am going to a festival tonite soooo... sex life bout to be hopefully good




She is pretty frail, just slowly wasting away.  Not fun to watch, but I gots to be there for her.  Thanks for the kind words...


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