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topdog82
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How to get motivated?
#19000865 - 10/19/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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So I am sitting in my chair here...I am trying to find a way to get started. I have a 5 page lab report to do. Damn easy points. But it needs to be done regardless. I promised myself I wouldnt exit this room until it was done
But I just cant muster up the stretgth to begin?
Ie my chunky friend used to think of his crush butt naked when working out. now he is in shape and dating a way hotter girl
What could I think of to motivate me? Something that strikes me on a primal level (ie sex, drugs, , pleasure etc.)
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Re: How to get motivated? [Re: topdog82]
#19000896 - 10/19/13 06:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Smoke a blunt, or do it tomorrow.
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Re: How to get motivated? [Re: Mush4Brains] 4
#19000914 - 10/19/13 06:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mush4Brains said: Smoke a blunt, or do it tomorrow.
or roll up a blunt, and dont let yourself smoke it until you're finished with your report.
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Re: How to get motivated? [Re: Legend] 1
#19000928 - 10/19/13 06:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nah. Just smoke the blunt and get to work.
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as nice as that sounds, i dont think that's going to motivate OP lol
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topdog82
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Re: How to get motivated? [Re: Legend]
#19000978 - 10/19/13 06:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Legend said:
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Mush4Brains said: Smoke a blunt, or do it tomorrow.
or roll up a blunt, and dont let yourself smoke it until you're finished with your report.
Now THATS an idea
I am doingthat except wit a parachute of kratom and a vape bowl. Bowl is packed and kratom is on a paper towel. Ready to parachute
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Re: How to get motivated? [Re: topdog82] 1
#19001007 - 10/19/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I like that idea too. Good one Legend.
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Re: How to get motivated? [Re: T-Rex]
#19001399 - 10/19/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Using drugs as a motivator... Classic
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Re: How to get motivated? [Re: topdog82]
#19001602 - 10/19/13 09:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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topdog82 said: What could I think of to motivate me?
Ummm
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Re: How to get motivated? [Re: Dawks]
#19001636 - 10/19/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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go out and talk to people!
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LMAO @ Shroomery advice.
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Re: How to get motivated? [Re: smack]
#19001702 - 10/19/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Do more drugs until you're motivated.
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unknown1123
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All my lab reports were done by my hot ass lab partner who had the wettest pussy in the class.
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And that was a fun hypothesis to test 
Just realized in my 6 years of biology that hypothesis is just a hypothetical thesis fuck I think I would survive living on my own island
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Quote:
unknown1123 said: All my lab reports were done by my hot ass lab partner who had the wettest pussy in the class.

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unknown1123 said: And that was a fun hypothesis to test 
yeah, i was about to say
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Re: How to get motivated? [Re: Legend]
#19001793 - 10/19/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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try Kraton
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Re: How to get motivated? [Re: Legend]
#19001855 - 10/19/13 10:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Update: finished my lab and finished my vape bowl and kratom
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Re: How to get motivated? [Re: topdog82]
#19001906 - 10/19/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: How to get motivated? [Re: topdog82]
#19001923 - 10/19/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't think smoking a blount is the answer 
..Coffee always puts me in a productive mood.
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Re: How to get motivated? [Re: cez]
#19001948 - 10/19/13 10:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Smoke some meth. You'll finish your homework, your chores, writing those letters, and you'll probably even find the time to finally take that alarm clock apart to see how it works.
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it all comes down to wanting it. get a good meal in ya and get cracking, or suffer the consequences of your careless decision
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Re: How to get motivated? [Re: thelanzii]
#19002118 - 10/19/13 11:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: How to get motivated? [Re: cez]
#19002140 - 10/19/13 11:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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cez said: I don't think smoking a blount is the answer 
..Coffee always puts me in a productive mood.
dopamine is the learning chemical
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Re: How to get motivated? [Re: thelanzii]
#19002186 - 10/19/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nemmies said:
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cez said: I don't think smoking a blount is the answer 
..Coffee always puts me in a productive mood.
dopamine is the learning chemical
Hahaha, well fuck then you don't have any dopamine
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thelanzii

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whys that
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meth makes you motivated but it also made me pee on my foot because i couldn't aim my stim-dick.
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Re: How to get motivated? [Re: thelanzii]
#19002215 - 10/20/13 12:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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10 cups of coffee and 50 mg inhaled methamphetamine
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Re: How to get motivated? [Re: SiElDiablo] 3
#19002303 - 10/20/13 12:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shroomery consensus: Smoke meth!
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Re: How to get motivated? [Re: thelanzii]
#19002330 - 10/20/13 12:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nemmies said: whys that
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Dreaming Nomad said: Smoke some meth. You'll finish your homework, your chores, writing those letters, and you'll probably even find the time to finally take that alarm clock apart to see how it works.
Well, you'll get at least half way through all of those. As in, you'll start each one and end up losing your lab notebook in your much dirtier room, your laundry will be in the washer but you forgot to shut the top so it's just full of water, you'll start that e-mail to mom, but stop after you start talking about the bugs in your skin, take apart the alarm clock to see if there is a microphone in it, then forget how to put it back together, then jack off to Japanese scat porn for 4 hours until you finally bust a nut, then do it again.
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Quote:
unknown1123 said:
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Nemmies said: whys that

i dint say that was its only purpose did I? look it up before you question me... bitch
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