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Having wife problems.
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: drkkenny]
#18999911 - 10/19/13 02:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wait... What's going on?
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: Ram Dass]
#18999922 - 10/19/13 02:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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If you havin' wife problems I feel bad for you son...
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: Ram Dass]
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yeah thats way too long and the first bit doesn't make much sense anyway.
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: drkkenny]
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The King of Sweden?
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Some more random posts from drkkenny, this guy is hilarious.
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Last year my wife wanted to host a party which presented the theme of Halloween to be its background setting. They had firmly decided that they were to host it when people would know that they were throwing it, but some people objected and said they wanted her to throw it on a later date. She wished to prolong the current events so she could decide on a different approach to the matter at hand, the matter being her decision to host a party which she never agreed to throw herself but which I first suggested to her, I actually first suggested it to her sister whom was suppose to send her the suggestion last week but never got around to doing it.
I remember that the party was the greatest party ever held and if you missed it you would be made fun of. Some person would just be laughing at you for no reason whatsoever, just for the fact that you appeared at his silly party. All her friends said that they wanted everyone in the entire world to know of this party she planned, she wished for them all to speak about the parties approach and what they would do there. The activities might be slightly altered so that instead of doing what they originally planned last year would be swapped with a different idea, they had an idea of what they wanted to do at the party but it was also slightly eluding, the fact that a party was even being thrown, as if the thought of a party going on were near non existent.
I heard that everyone started talking about how this was the best party to attend, if you never attended you would be looked down upon, as if you had did some horrible offense in which you deserved to be punished accordingly. It is nothing to be dwelled upon though for it doesn't make the person appear to be offended, as if the offense never happened and they only envisioned it that way to temporarily suspend themselves to neglect to focus on the offense. Sometimes I will tell my wife that we need to host the party in England next time for the last time we held it it was in France and we didn't want to hold it in the same location for the second time. We were constantly fluctuating between the decision to host parties at all periods of time, and to never stop partying. I could party for days when I was younger but I unfortunately retired last May. I couldn't play for atleast three days a few months ago.
My wife never wanted to host another party after this one though, for some reason she changed her mind and decided never to hold another party in her life. But noone wished for this to happen and purposely forced her to hold another one soon, and noone objected to the party happening, noone stepped into another room and spoke to someone whom they hadn't known before the party happened, people whom, would perhaps never see each other again after the party ended.
I know I was always walking into different rooms while the party ensued, I didn't participate in any of the activity associated with the party on account of wishing to find someone in another room to engage with, I just left my wife an hour before I started searching for someone whom could whisper confidential information into my ears, which I never denied from entering into my ears. I wished to know what the voices were whispering, I wanted to discover the source of the whisper to discern its traits, what the voice said, if it said anything that meant anything, or if it was just a noise you could disregard.
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My friend lives in Kansas too. He moved there three years ago without telling anyone, and if anyone ever asked him about it he denied it on all accounts. He wouldn't even acknowledge the fact that people knew he did move to Kansas three years ago, he could not admit this fact to himself. His brother also hadn't went to Kansas until he heard a girl with a flute say something about returning back to Russia, because someone naturally invited her to Russia in favor of Kansas. Its not that she had something against Kansas, she just didn't wish to ever be involved there, for Russia was far more splendid to her. My friend recently informed me that he wanted to visit Russia sometime, he said his friend advised him to pursue an invitation to be invited there, and if he could not obtain an invite he would go to any lengths to discover someone other than his friend to invite him, if he could find a different person, someone whom knew him by vague association for a small amount of time, but which, nonetheless felt like it was dragged to a certain extent, but not in a manner which would suggest that it was done purposely to burden you. You had given up your freedom for a short while, it was okay once it returned back to your center. At times you will see your freedom become nearly diminished, and as if some other force had stolen that freedom.
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drkkenny said: They never even saw me when I snuck behind them and eavesdropped to every syllable they hissed from their tongues, those golden tongues which enchanted each italian tune that buzzed through at a simple rate which didn't achieve any end in itself but nonetheless gave the feigned impression that you were accomplishing some trivial goal which hadn't meant anything in the long term, since maybe you had another goal which you hadn't acknowledged you wanted to accomplish at that time, and after rethinking of the possibility of an opportunity presenting itself to you to enable you the chance of achieving that goal later on, since, indeed, you would be able to utilize the instrument that had allowed all of its singular features to enable you to utilize it for all your advantage.
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: drkkenny]
#18999981 - 10/19/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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kick the bitch to the curb, let her go fuck.
go get drunk in a pub, find a bar slut..
then go have a nice meal./
your golf game will appreciate it.
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: drkkenny]
#18999998 - 10/19/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hey op, next time you talk to King Gustav, tell him to tell Princess Vic that the guy with the shoehorns says hi.
She'll remember me
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My wife won't tell me why she doesn't wish to see me any longer, I must know the reason she has decided to never return back to me. Last year my brother lost his wife after he went on a camping vacation and never returned, since, after having went on the vacation he knew he would never return to the spot previous to when the journey began, and, indeed knowing that he wouldn't be anything similar to the person he was before he went on the journey. Since in someways the person he was after would be influenced by the environment he was in, so, he might end up becoming prone to pronouncing certain French dialects and, maybe, indeed a possibility if you regard it as a way of speaking to natives whom haven't learned the language yet, might make the ending of what you say sound as if pronounced with a deeper tone than before, as if, in some way you were becoming used to making your voice sound to a higher pitch than usual. For you might have not used your voice for awhile before this, and thus, may not have remembered how to have used your voice.
I know my wife used to speak to me in these voices which resembled some Egyptian pattern employed on the very vocal sounds she emitted, and everytime she made a remark I wouldn't be able to acknowledge the origin of it, I wouldn't be able to trace any of the source back to the original owner, I couldn't see if it was my wife I was talking to or someone that resembled my wife without having any of the vocal features she had.
Then again I'm not the kind of person who is very talkative, I will usually not say anything for atleast an hour before I first speak up, I will be hesitant to even saying anything at certain times. My wife is the complete opposite to me. She is the "dominant" person in a conversation, she will get in the way of someone before they can finish uttering a sentence, as if, in some ways the sentence they uttered doesn't correlate to anything which she regards as important, so she will ignore it and not acknowledge the person that even created the sentence.
However, there are times when I see that my wife will talk to someone for hours and forget I'm even there. She will go on talking to someone and completely forget that I'm listening to her, and leave me out of the conversation as if it wasn't even my importance to hear it. I objected to her claim that I wasn't worthy of listening to her conversation, since, the last wife I had usually would also object to when I would talk to one of my friends without her with me, usually someone that was also leaving a wife so he could talk to someone quiet.
I find that the more time I spend around my wife the louder I get, as if somehow she is allowing me to express myself much more freely with her along. Since she has certain connections to the Aristocrat and knows "people of influence", though these people have never shown any interest whatsoever in anything about my wife, nor did they ever care to even acknowledge her when she had anything to say since they felt that compared to their "inner circle" they were much more "experienced", "novel", "singular", and thus, would wish for others, without so much as saying it to them as if afraid of offending them, would refrain from ever composing anything that they hadn't thought was a "spectacle" in itself.
Since her friends would also try to form connections with people whom had no need of them and wished for them to never join their group in the first place since they felt that they were in some ways superior to everyone around them and never dared to show this in haughty and arrogant overtures which imposed some sort of grandiose vision of a new world, a world apart from the one in which they had sprung out of before entering this better more equipped one, where others would actually sit outside the doors before they emerged into society and wish to be the first to "form a bond" with one of them.
since indeed they were highly skilled in social intercourse. They would make the person they speak to feel right at home and not as if they had crossed into some foreign region that they had no knowledge of before entering, and you could definitely tell that others responded quite friendly towards their nice salutes. Because they were so warm hearted they would form an intimate bond with anyone, no matter if you were a homeless person seeking for a place of refuge on account of having your home taken from you, would speak to you without feeling you there as a person of worth and merit.
At times they would be prone to showing blatant disrespect towards anyone that ever tried to get involved with them, since if you even thought you were worthy of a second of the Prince of France then you must have been well off your knocker, quite indeed.
So they would look down on all the people they associated with and felt that they themselves had much better manners and knew how to handle things better. they weren't in anyway obnoxious when they would inform people that they were condemning them for ever appearing near him, despite feeling that he was in some way scorning them for even existing. It became for them a test to see how badly they could hate a person without showing it in any of their outward signs, so deep was this hatred for the other person not worthy of his graces presence that he would sometimes direct that hate on someone other than the person he hated, as if in some way he could make the other person forget that hate he exposed them to, which actually wasn't hate because later on he would regret it and apologize saying that "oh you know, it was just, just one of those things y'know." and then give them a friendly wave which signified that they were joking when they first said it.
We actually would show everyone how much we loved them by celebrating their exhibitions in an extremely similar fashion. As if in some way we were actually presenting them with the exact same object they showed them. It was a way of showing that we deeply respected, respected in a form that could never be faked, that we appreciated their show.
Indeed even if we never went to their show and wished to go to a much more prestigious one a mile away, since instead of wanting to go to an inferior show we'd rather go to one that far surpasses any other show around. Recalling a show that never started on account of someone in the crowd getting involved with the manager before he presented it, my brother was in the crowd watching them as the actors got on stage. They were about to perform their spectacle and my friend wanted them to remain backstage for a little while longer, for some reason he suggested to a man who knew an actress to tell them not to come onstage.
My brother said his best friend didn't come to this show because he was going to one in Tampa, and I remember he told me that when he got home they were going to discuss everything that happened at the show. They said that they planned on inviting a friend to the next one they had also, since they wanted him to come and see his wife befoer she went into labor pains for she was quite a heavy woman. I saw that the next show wasn't going to be for another month and wrote it down on my notebook so I remembered when the next one came around. I went to ticketmaster and saw the advertisement presented on the screen and saw all the times the next one would be featured, for I was interested in attending the next one.
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VivaLaMushie said: I'm so glad I am not the only one having problems understanding what's going on.
His signature says it best:
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: drkkenny]
#19000012 - 10/19/13 02:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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drkkenny said: My wife won't tell me why she doesn't wish to see me any longer, I must know the reason she has decided to never return back to me. Last year my brother lost his wife after he went on a camping vacation and never returned, since, after having went on the vacation he knew he would never return to the spot previous to when the journey began, and, indeed knowing that he wouldn't be anything similar to the person he was before he went on the journey. Since in someways the person he was after would be influenced by the environment he was in, so, he might end up becoming prone to pronouncing certain French dialects and, maybe, indeed a possibility if you regard it as a way of speaking to natives whom haven't learned the language yet, might make the ending of what you say sound as if pronounced with a deeper tone than before, as if, in some way you were becoming used to making your voice sound to a higher pitch than usual. For you might have not used your voice for awhile before this, and thus, may not have remembered how to have used your voice.
I know my wife used to speak to me in these voices which resembled some Egyptian pattern employed on the very vocal sounds she emitted, and everytime she made a remark I wouldn't be able to acknowledge the origin of it, I wouldn't be able to trace any of the source back to the original owner, I couldn't see if it was my wife I was talking to or someone that resembled my wife without having any of the vocal features she had.
Then again I'm not the kind of person who is very talkative, I will usually not say anything for atleast an hour before I first speak up, I will be hesitant to even saying anything at certain times. My wife is the complete opposite to me. She is the "dominant" person in a conversation, she will get in the way of someone before they can finish uttering a sentence, as if, in some ways the sentence they uttered doesn't correlate to anything which she regards as important, so she will ignore it and not acknowledge the person that even created the sentence.
However, there are times when I see that my wife will talk to someone for hours and forget I'm even there. She will go on talking to someone and completely forget that I'm listening to her, and leave me out of the conversation as if it wasn't even my importance to hear it. I objected to her claim that I wasn't worthy of listening to her conversation, since, the last wife I had usually would also object to when I would talk to one of my friends without her with me, usually someone that was also leaving a wife so he could talk to someone quiet.
I find that the more time I spend around my wife the louder I get, as if somehow she is allowing me to express myself much more freely with her along. Since she has certain connections to the Aristocrat and knows "people of influence", though these people have never shown any interest whatsoever in anything about my wife, nor did they ever care to even acknowledge her when she had anything to say since they felt that compared to their "inner circle" they were much more "experienced", "novel", "singular", and thus, would wish for others, without so much as saying it to them as if afraid of offending them, would refrain from ever composing anything that they hadn't thought was a "spectacle" in itself.
Since her friends would also try to form connections with people whom had no need of them and wished for them to never join their group in the first place since they felt that they were in some ways superior to everyone around them and never dared to show this in haughty and arrogant overtures which imposed some sort of grandiose vision of a new world, a world apart from the one in which they had sprung out of before entering this better more equipped one, where others would actually sit outside the doors before they emerged into society and wish to be the first to "form a bond" with one of them.
since indeed they were highly skilled in social intercourse. They would make the person they speak to feel right at home and not as if they had crossed into some foreign region that they had no knowledge of before entering, and you could definitely tell that others responded quite friendly towards their nice salutes. Because they were so warm hearted they would form an intimate bond with anyone, no matter if you were a homeless person seeking for a place of refuge on account of having your home taken from you, would speak to you without feeling you there as a person of worth and merit.
At times they would be prone to showing blatant disrespect towards anyone that ever tried to get involved with them, since if you even thought you were worthy of a second of the Prince of France then you must have been well off your knocker, quite indeed.
So they would look down on all the people they associated with and felt that they themselves had much better manners and knew how to handle things better. they weren't in anyway obnoxious when they would inform people that they were condemning them for ever appearing near him, despite feeling that he was in some way scorning them for even existing. It became for them a test to see how badly they could hate a person without showing it in any of their outward signs, so deep was this hatred for the other person not worthy of his graces presence that he would sometimes direct that hate on someone other than the person he hated, as if in some way he could make the other person forget that hate he exposed them to, which actually wasn't hate because later on he would regret it and apologize saying that "oh you know, it was just, just one of those things y'know." and then give them a friendly wave which signified that they were joking when they first said it.
We actually would show everyone how much we loved them by celebrating their exhibitions in an extremely similar fashion. As if in some way we were actually presenting them with the exact same object they showed them. It was a way of showing that we deeply respected, respected in a form that could never be faked, that we appreciated their show.
Indeed even if we never went to their show and wished to go to a much more prestigious one a mile away, since instead of wanting to go to an inferior show we'd rather go to one that far surpasses any other show around. Recalling a show that never started on account of someone in the crowd getting involved with the manager before he presented it, my brother was in the crowd watching them as the actors got on stage. They were about to perform their spectacle and my friend wanted them to remain backstage for a little while longer, for some reason he suggested to a man who knew an actress to tell them not to come onstage.
My brother said his best friend didn't come to this show because he was going to one in Tampa, and I remember he told me that when he got home they were going to discuss everything that happened at the show. They said that they planned on inviting a friend to the next one they had also, since they wanted him to come and see his wife befoer she went into labor pains for she was quite a heavy woman. I saw that the next show wasn't going to be for another month and wrote it down on my notebook so I remembered when the next one came around. I went to ticketmaster and saw the advertisement presented on the screen and saw all the times the next one would be featured, for I was interested in attending the next one.
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: drkkenny]
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What have you taken?
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: Me_Roy]
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I'm not the person that is prone to revealing prose which extends any domain that might combine an indistinct tone which blends in as something distinct, but which employs the vacancy in the tone its uttered, since when a voice speaks you find that the voice is missing some natural intonation in its sound uttered.
Sometimse you will hear something that sounds like a voice which missed its voice. As if the voice said somethign but it was holding back from releasing it, or when it came out you would see revealed something employing a former voice which hadn't enchanted the voice revealed then. So when you say something you aren't speaking in a voice natural to yourself, you are talking in an altogether different voice that never resembled anything you ever said, so you wouldn't be able to identify the source that exerted the voice which eluded you.
No I don't purposely try to confuse people in my inarticulate utterance proclaimed to clear up any related signs of appearing incoherent, since I couldn't incoherently present something whcih reveals a signal which is releasing coherency upon the forces unfolded at the conjoining symbol of the voice presenting itself.
If the voice seems of a different origin than anything previously seen, you might suppose that you are hearing someone other than yourself saying something.
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: rackem]
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goldcaphunter said: What have you taken?
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: drkkenny]
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You must have this saved, and are pasting to the comments box... there's no way you're typing that fast!
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Mush4Brains said:
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VivaLaMushie said: I'm so glad I am not the only one having problems understanding what's going on.
His signature says it best:
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goldcaphunter said: What have you taken?
Who cares? 
Its is an important variable in my diagnostic function. Substance taken vs level of mental impairment vs natural retardation/Schizophrenia.....duh.
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goldcaphunter said:
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Mush4Brains said:
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goldcaphunter said: What have you taken?
Who cares? 
Its is an important variable in my diagnostic function. Substance taken vs level of mental impairment vs natural retardation/Schizophrenia.....duh.
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this is annoying the hell out of me.
I'm interested in whats going on, but there is no way in hell I am reading his two page long response which is probably gibberish anyway. 
anyone wanna paraphrase?
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There is no paraphrase man. You either read it and roll with it, or you don't.
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Mush4Brains said: There is no paraphrase man. You either read it and roll with it, or you don't.
well thanks for giving it to me straight.
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This is harder to read than finnegans wake. My mind has been blown. Also, this dude has like 800+ posts! I've got some good reading to do.
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: hgmstl]
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I don't see that. I can't understand one sentence written in Finnegans Wake lol...
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: drkkenny]
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drkkenny said: I don't see that. I can't understand one sentence written in Finnegans Wake lol...
this i can work with,
if your story is real, and you want some constructive comments, you might want to try going slower and one sentence at a time
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: drkkenny]
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Sometimes this guy spouts some shit where I think "damn, that was actually kind of beautiful".
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hidenseek1
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: jewunit]
#19004278 - 10/20/13 02:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i like his posts (well i only read about half of them), what i cant figure out is if he is schizophrenic or just artsy
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mushroom_sandwich
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: hidenseek1]
#19004649 - 10/20/13 04:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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hidenseek1 said: i like his posts (well i only read about half of them), what i cant figure out is if he is schizophrenic or just artsy
I've never met anyone THAT artsy.
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Magenta
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: drkkenny]
#19005182 - 10/20/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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drkkenny said: My wife and I have been together for three years but recently I was walking to my golf match and I realized that she, a person whom attended nearly every golf event every year, discovered in a short while that she was not attending this golf event. This in itself frustrated me because I was hoping on the possibility of seeing her there so we could play together, but, indeed, having see no signs of her appearing at the golf event, took it to mean that I was going to play without my wife there by my side.
I also thought that this could possibly mean that she was deciding on leaving me behind, that she was no longer going to be acknowledged as my wife. She said that it was her goal never to miss any golf event no matter what came between the event and herself, she would be steady on the decision to continue to attend.
But her sister said that she wasn't going to see me for a week before I got a chance to tell her that I was going to miss her if she didn't come, because I knew she wasn't going to come to the next one on account of her being ill.
Since she was sick I knew I wasn't going to see her for atleast another week or two, since, indeed, I was the kind of person to suggest to ill persons to consult their doctors for medicine.
My wife decided that she was going to ditch me for my friend instead, I realized this because at the last party I was at I saw her speaking to him and ignoring me completely. She wouldn't even acknowledge that I was present in the room, she just continued to speak to this random person I had no idea of. I realized that just because I wasn't gaining the same attention that this other person was, that noone was spending anytime listening to anything I said, and instead would direct all their attention towards the one with something to say. The person that I hadn't know but whom I was quite eager in discovering what he was saying to my wife without me knowing, nor ever even suspecting that I was trying to listen to what she was exchanging with this random person.
They never even saw me when I snuck behind them and eavesdropped to every syllable they hissed from their tongues, those golden tongues which enchanted each italian tune that buzzed through at a simple rate which didn't achieve any end in itself but nonetheless gave the feigned impression that you were accomplishing some trivial goal which hadn't meant anything in the long term, since maybe you had another goal which you hadn't acknowledged you wanted to accomplish at that time, and after rethinking of the possibility of an opportunity presenting itself to you to enable you the chance of achieving that goal later on, since, indeed, you would be able to utilize the instrument that had allowed all of its singular features to enable you to utilize it for all your advantage.
Now my wife started to leave the room she was in, but right after she had left she would re enter again, so after I just saw her planning on exiting she would come right back in. I thought that queer. So indeed I mentioned this to the man sitting near me and he agreed that my wife was acting strange because she usually would stay in one room and never leave it.
She was the kind of person that just enjoyed to sit inside a room for a long period of time without complaining, nothing about the time spent in that room would make her consider leaving, usually she would persist in her endeavors to request others to not bother in trying to persuade her to leave, since my Grandma, would instead of herself persuading my wife to leave a room, ask one of her friends to first persuade her and then tell her what she said. She wasn't very direct in telling something to someone so, instead you would hear the words coming from someone other than herself. You would feel as if she had said the words but that actually she didn't really say it, and you only could imagine the sense of her taking part in creating those words but infact would not be responsible for the utterance.
anyways my wife told me she was planning on leaving me to return back to France, since she didn't find the person at the party anybit attractive, and actually said that she never wanted to see him ever again. She was being cruel to him since she saw that I was such a nice person, she thought I would take offense at her cruelness, but she was wrong since it had no effect on my composure and I was indifferent to everything she said.
My wife told me she wanted to return back to me a week later, I realized that as I was running into town to get something, some item my grandma wanted me to get for her before she went to lunch, for she always wished to have someone get her her things before she went out. She couldn't walk any longer so I would always assist her in getting her objects, whatever object she wanted, being the obliging person I am, and because a month earlier she had actually given me an object which I recently lost, deciding that I owed her a big favour since she already helped me, ran into town and got it and came back.
Though when I returned she wasn't in her room, I don't know where she could have gone off to for I saw her an hour before I left, and not even remembering that a day before she told me she wasn't planning on leaving her house that day, on account of the mailman coming to deliver a very expensive present sent from the King of Sweden, whom I actually used to do business with for a short time until I realized that he was selling me illegal contraband, indeed, if any of the officers in custom caught you trying to smuggle this item into France, or some other foreign country, would instant catch you and you'd be thrown in jail for atleast a week.
I am completely crushed by my wife deciding to abandon me in favor for an altogether greater person than I could ever be, since the person she decided to marry was someone in France that I never knew, someone that my brother actually did know in a tennis camp a few years ago.
What is your advise for me in this matter? Should I try to find a new wife and forget my old one? I have never seen a woman who is the word "perfect" come to life. Since every woman I met before then was usually a prototype of the one before, being experienced at dating, actually owning a dating website online, and knowing someone who pairs people together despite them feeling far away.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: Magenta]
#19005271 - 10/20/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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shes fucking the milkman
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Magenta
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: drkkenny]
#19005326 - 10/20/13 06:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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drkkenny said: My wife won't tell me why she doesn't wish to see me any longer, I must know the reason she has decided to never return back to me.
When your brother was absent from several luncheons, your wife insisted that yous never invite him to another luncheon again for not attending, but you being such a kind hearted person with a disposition to do good, ignored your wife and decided, without your wife giving consent, and told him that he was still allowed to attend as many as he wished.
Perhaps that is why she left you.
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: drkkenny]
#19005358 - 10/20/13 06:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Anti-psychotics FTW!
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Enjoywho
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: AWS]
#19005368 - 10/20/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You got married.
Comes with the territory bro.
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Psilosopherr
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Re: Having wife problems. [Re: Enjoywho]
#19006824 - 10/21/13 01:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I was wrong about this guy. Now that I'm trying to read his ramblings a 3rd time, every sentence makes me burst into laughter. Straight cackling like a mad man here.
Like, really? These run on sentences have to be intentional.
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Mush4Brains
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rbalzer said: I was wrong about this guy. Now that I'm trying to read his ramblings a 3rd time, every sentence makes me burst into laughter. Straight cackling like a mad man here.
Like, really? These run on sentences have to be intentional. 
I'm glad you're finally getting it
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Psilosopherr
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Mush4Brains said:
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rbalzer said: I was wrong about this guy. Now that I'm trying to read his ramblings a 3rd time, every sentence makes me burst into laughter. Straight cackling like a mad man here.
Like, really? These run on sentences have to be intentional. 
I'm glad you're finally getting it 
me too dude.
Whoever said "some of it's actually kind of beautiful." earlier. I totally get that now to. This guy is a fucking poet.
The run on sentence poet
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Mush4Brains
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Make sure to give him     because this guy doesn't deserve to have any empty mushrooms.
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Psilosopherr
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Mush4Brains said: Make sure to give him     because this guy doesn't deserve to have any empty mushrooms.
funny, I read that post seconds after rating him
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