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dokunai
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Re: Really Quick Edibles? [Re: zee007]
#18991743 - 10/17/13 04:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I like to make a hybrid leary biscuit/firecracker. I don't normally go for edibles, but a recent bout of bronchitis made smoking too much of a pain.
Anyways, I take a cracker and spread peanut butter on it. On top of that goes finely ground weed. I top that with a Kraft cheese slice folded into fourths, then put another cracker on top.
I use the microwave to cook it. You do have to overcook it a little bit, but certainly not to the point where it's burnt. For two cracker-biscuits I would typically microwave them for 45 seconds, let them sit for a minute, then give them another 15 seconds. Cheese and peanut butter will run out onto the plate, so a fork is pretty much required for eating these.
You will taste the weed, but if you don't leave any big chunks you won't have a problem getting it down. Drinking any type of beverage really helps.
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MystiqueMushroom

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Re: Really Quick Edibles? [Re: dokunai]
#18991813 - 10/17/13 04:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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That sounds disgusting dokunai
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dontknow
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Okay guys I thought I'd just tell ya how it went.
I put a little over a gram of herb in a pan, added a disgusting amount of extra virgin olive oil and let that cook for 2 mins. Then I added 4 eggs (with a little milk) and cooked them for like 5 mins. It took a really longtime for all of the oil to soak in/dry up because I really over did the EVO.
They were surprisingly not that gross. My buddy ate like a 1/4th of the eggs and I scarfed down the rest. It was perfect because I got to the state fair about 1.5 hours after eatin them. I was really excited to be randomly hit by it, but it never came 
I got absolutely nothing out of them. My friend advised against the edibles because he's never gotten anything from any he's tried either, but I figured it could work for me so it was worth a shot. Now I kinda believe him that edibles aren't that great. Although I'm going to keep trying because I didn't get them a fair chance.
Did I do something wrong? I used good herb so that wasn't the problem.
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Re: Really Quick Edibles? [Re: dontknow]
#18994630 - 10/18/13 09:21 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Damn man ... Did you have an empty stomach before you ate them? I think your problem was using too much oil, don't want to lose too much potency on the pan, although that is such a minor variable (if it even exists). I also recommend you use less eggs, 4 sounds like too many for only a gram. Fuck I'm disappointed it didn't work out for you.
How long did you cook the eggs for? Just gotta cook em until they look ready, not too little, not too much. Also it's important you grinded up the herb ( although you don't want to turn it into dust) and hopefully it wasn't just broken up with your fingers.
I guarantee weed eggs work just fine IME and have never failed for me. I prefer them over firecrackers any day/time/place. I think the problem was not even having made scrambled eggs, let a lone an edible before, except this is such basic level stuffs...
Edited by zee007 (10/18/13 09:25 AM)
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Re: Really Quick Edibles? [Re: dontknow]
#18994662 - 10/18/13 09:31 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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dontknow said: I don't know how to make scrambled eggs. Lol
Will firecrackers really smell up the place? How long could I expect the smell to stay? Or are these questions to relative to answer
You don't know how to make scrambled eggs?
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TwinEclipse
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Firecrackers. Quick n easy...only need .5-1g for a nice high. Decarboxylated first
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nicechrisman said:
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dontknow said: I don't know how to make scrambled eggs. Lol
Will firecrackers really smell up the place? How long could I expect the smell to stay? Or are these questions to relative to answer
You don't know how to make scrambled eggs? 
Lol...just oil up the pan, crack an egg....n scramble it with a spatula.
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MystiqueMushroom said: I'd make smoothies and use cannabis as my raw greens, if I did cannabis
Lol @ "doing cannabis"
Firecrackers ftw. Very little smell. 325º F for 22 mins.
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I cook up firecrackers at my parents home sometimes. Typically they are upstairs, but several times they have come down stairs and said "Whatever you're cooking smells good!"
So it does have SOME smell, but it is hardly noticeable because it mixes in with the smell of the peanut butter and cracker.
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dontknow
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Okay guys for firecrackers, is Jif Creamy PB alright? Gonna give this another attempt..
Serving size is 16g fat (24% Daily value) high enough fat content?
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Re: Really Quick Edibles? [Re: dontknow]
#18997122 - 10/18/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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yes
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dontknow
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Re: Really Quick Edibles? [Re: pslyke]
#18997128 - 10/18/13 07:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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pslyke said: yes
thanks. hopefully this works
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dontknow
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Re: Really Quick Edibles? [Re: dontknow]
#18997260 - 10/18/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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LAST question!
Do I put the wrapped up cracker directly onto the over rack, or put something under it? Looking around I saw people doing both so does it matter?
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Re: Really Quick Edibles? [Re: dontknow]
#18997314 - 10/18/13 08:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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either/or. Both work fine.
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Re: Really Quick Edibles? [Re: pslyke]
#18997354 - 10/18/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Okay thanks again... as you can tell I need people to hold my hand when i cook.
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Re: Really Quick Edibles? [Re: dontknow]
#18997378 - 10/18/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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dontknow said: LAST question!
Do I put the wrapped up cracker directly onto the over rack, or put something under it? Looking around I saw people doing both so does it matter?
Do this exactly... super easy tek that got me and 2 friends "too high" with 1.5g of bud
Follow this exactly and I promise you will be completely blown
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5981731#5981731
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dontknow
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Quote:
Lizard Eyes said:
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dontknow said: LAST question!
Do I put the wrapped up cracker directly onto the over rack, or put something under it? Looking around I saw people doing both so does it matter?
Do this exactly... super easy tek that got me and 2 friends "too high" with 1.5g of bud
Follow this exactly and I promise you will be completely blown
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5981731#5981731

It's already said and done for tonight, it's in the oven. I followed what Legend told me to do exactly so I know who to blame if things go awry.
Will try that one next time, thanks!
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dontknow
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Re: Really Quick Edibles? [Re: dontknow]
#18997586 - 10/18/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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How's it look?
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Re: Really Quick Edibles? [Re: dontknow]
#18997588 - 10/18/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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dontknow said: Okay thanks again... as you can tell I need people to hold my hand when i cook. 
Jesus dude If the apocalypse hit and you had a house full of food I'd give you maybeee 3 days before you died of starvation.
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dontknow
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3 days naaah. When I was living in a dorm I survived a week on Vitamin gummies and water
However if all the food needed to be cooked/prepared in some way, I'd be
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