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OfflineSoreSpore
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Shroogle or Goomery?
    #18996546 - 10/18/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Google is out of date and beginning to decline with it's user base. Besides the fact that the company is now bankrupt, they are serving biased information to each of it's users and logging their IRL activities for the NSA through Android cameras and YouTube hacking webcams. Now they are moving on to implanting secret spies into every public bathroom worldwide with electronic sensors to monitor just how many particles of fecal matter or pinched off by your anal gland.

We need to create a marketing campaign to pick up the dwindling user base of Google users. I don't think Google+ worked out as well as it was expected, so we will title it 'Shroogle=' because we are about equality and supporting buttsex (pussy on pussy scissoring is acceptable as well). At this point, we are going to need a team of network and web engineers to support the site and the 1 billion queries we will receive everyday. Applications are now being accepted, just PM with your full resume and I'll follow up with in the order your app was received.

We are on the verge of a trillion dollar industry, we just need to corner the market like a gang of ducks on a wounded hound. If this takes off, I will buy every user on the Shroomery a Bugatti Lamborghini Ferrari with a flux capacitor and a spoiler. See you on the other side of my mansion collecting fat checks and phat bitches no fat chicks.


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Re: Shroogle or Goomery? [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18996555 - 10/18/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

When did Google go bankrupt? Motherfuckers are making cars that drive themselves and glasses that can do anything last I heard


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Re: Shroogle or Goomery? [Re: gzuf]
    #18996576 - 10/18/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

We spell opportunity S-U-C-C-E-S-S around here... Can you smell that? That's the smell of $$$


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Re: Shroogle or Goomery? [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18996605 - 10/18/13 05:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)


:rofl:


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Re: Shroogle or Goomery? [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #18996766 - 10/18/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The world's most private search engine: https://ixquick.com/


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Re: Shroogle or Goomery? [Re: SoreSpore] * 1
    #18996800 - 10/18/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Shroogle or Goomery? [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18996810 - 10/18/13 06:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Google's stock hit a record high today.  What the hell are you talking about?


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Re: Shroogle or Goomery? [Re: Shroomism]
    #18996811 - 10/18/13 06:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Besides, we all know the goomery would hardly ever be used.


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