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OfflineYogi1
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Cheap Reiki Attunement
    #18995789 - 10/18/13 01:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I found out that a yoga place close by me does cheap Reiki therapy and attunements, which I think is pretty awesome. I'm planning on getting back on the mat soon and I'm excited that this looks like potentially the first place I've seen that isnt trying to jip people for attunements.

50 bucks for a workshop is pretty cool but a chance to unlock something new in my energy body is worth being ripped off a small figure.

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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Yogi1]
    #18995799 - 10/18/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I have a chance to win the lottery too.


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Icelander]
    #18995802 - 10/18/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I have a chance to win the lottery too.




I've been ripped off 50 bucks before, why not :shrug:

I'll let you know how my superpowers go :lol:


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Yogi1]
    #18995966 - 10/18/13 02:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Why not?  Cause it's $50 worth of something a lot more fun?


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Icelander]
    #18995985 - 10/18/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Reiki is bullshit. Placebo effect anyone?


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #18996003 - 10/18/13 02:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That was certainly my experience with it.


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #18996009 - 10/18/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

The problem with mush thinking is that one attains mush attainments. 

Attunement? To what?


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: eve69]
    #18996277 - 10/18/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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The problem with mush thinking is that one attains mush attainments. 

Attunement? To what?




As far as I've researched, its simply externally guiding someone toward a self attunement with dormant energy :shrug:

May be bullshit, I'm young, seems like a fun experiment. I've blown a lot more than that before on a drugged out weekend :crazy2:

I believe in a less spelled out energy system than what they preach but an energy system nonetheless. We are essentially electric bodies :mushroom2:


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Yogi1]
    #18996405 - 10/18/13 04:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My only point is there are lots of terms in mush-metaphysics which give one a sense that something might be occurring somehow somewhere, but no specifics. For something to happen or not, one must have some goal.  Personally I think you'd get a lot more from a Thai massage, but never having paid for sex before I guess I can't really condone that.  But what about a foot massage, hand massage?  I mean I already know what you're going to experience,
yawn
yawn
incense
dim lights
a girl with fluffy hair
making hand gestures
(looking slightly retarded),
and you'll go
wow,
neat,
and that will be the only thing you get out of it.

You know what rocks - I don't know where you can find it but an outdoor massage and the girls wear saris and smell like clean girl sweat and they pet you for an hour - had that in Bali. 
Was pretty hot.


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: eve69]
    #18996426 - 10/18/13 04:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

eve69 said:
My only point is there are lots of terms in mush-metaphysics which give one a sense that something might be occurring somehow somewhere, but no specifics. For something to happen or not, one must have some goal.




I suppose a surgery is a lot more tangible than energy healing if youre speaking on the subjectiveness of it.

Also, they ironically do Thai therapy sessions. If I asked for a Thai massage maybe she would punch my aura :curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Yogi1]
    #18996478 - 10/18/13 05:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

if it can't help it also can't hurt
what does she look like?


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: eve69]
    #18996490 - 10/18/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



Times you wish you were single..... :awesomenod:

I wouldnt mind a little "realignment"


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Yogi1]
    #18996493 - 10/18/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Reasons for men to do yoga



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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Yogi1]
    #18996505 - 10/18/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Oh
My
God
she does have fluffy hair!!!!


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: eve69]
    #18996509 - 10/18/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

eve69 said:
Oh
My
God
she does have fluffy hair!!!!




:woooaaahhh:

dont they all? :lol:


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Yogi1]
    #18997073 - 10/18/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That was my point above where I predicted she would have fluffy hair because all reiki practicioners must have fluffy hair so it levitates in the subtle fan's blow.  So cosmic really.  When I was younger I made all my wenches shave their twats - well because they're so fun to munch like that. But now I also really dig the totally never shaved thing too.  Go for that reiki Bro, let the light in.


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: eve69]
    #18999144 - 10/19/13 10:44 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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That was my point above where I predicted she would have fluffy hair because all reiki practicioners must have fluffy hair so it levitates in the subtle fan's blow.  So cosmic really.  When I was younger I made all my wenches shave their twats - well because they're so fun to munch like that. But now I also really dig the totally never shaved thing too.  Go for that reiki Bro, let the light in.




3 year long bush :omfg:


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Yogi1]
    #19003437 - 10/20/13 11:20 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i actually find an erotic reiki/tantra lady on craigslist once, a few years ago...she offered intimate sexual healing sessions, no sex involved though...

i stupidly called her but then was way to intimidated to go through with it, which was probably for the best...


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: g00ru]
    #19007402 - 10/21/13 07:51 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Nice scam she had going. :thumbup:  Getting paid for sex without ever having to put out.


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Icelander]
    #19009426 - 10/21/13 04:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

that's some real head ey?
was the rest as I predicted?


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