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Cheap Reiki Attunement
    #18995789 - 10/18/13 01:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I found out that a yoga place close by me does cheap Reiki therapy and attunements, which I think is pretty awesome. I'm planning on getting back on the mat soon and I'm excited that this looks like potentially the first place I've seen that isnt trying to jip people for attunements.

50 bucks for a workshop is pretty cool but a chance to unlock something new in my energy body is worth being ripped off a small figure.

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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Yogi1]
    #18995799 - 10/18/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I have a chance to win the lottery too.


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Icelander]
    #18995802 - 10/18/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Icelander said:
I have a chance to win the lottery too.




I've been ripped off 50 bucks before, why not :shrug:

I'll let you know how my superpowers go :lol:


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Yogi1]
    #18995966 - 10/18/13 02:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Why not?  Cause it's $50 worth of something a lot more fun?


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Icelander]
    #18995985 - 10/18/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Reiki is bullshit. Placebo effect anyone?


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #18996003 - 10/18/13 02:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That was certainly my experience with it.


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #18996009 - 10/18/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The problem with mush thinking is that one attains mush attainments. 

Attunement? To what?


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: eve69]
    #18996277 - 10/18/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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The problem with mush thinking is that one attains mush attainments. 

Attunement? To what?




As far as I've researched, its simply externally guiding someone toward a self attunement with dormant energy :shrug:

May be bullshit, I'm young, seems like a fun experiment. I've blown a lot more than that before on a drugged out weekend :crazy2:

I believe in a less spelled out energy system than what they preach but an energy system nonetheless. We are essentially electric bodies :mushroom2:


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Yogi1]
    #18996405 - 10/18/13 04:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My only point is there are lots of terms in mush-metaphysics which give one a sense that something might be occurring somehow somewhere, but no specifics. For something to happen or not, one must have some goal.  Personally I think you'd get a lot more from a Thai massage, but never having paid for sex before I guess I can't really condone that.  But what about a foot massage, hand massage?  I mean I already know what you're going to experience,
yawn
yawn
incense
dim lights
a girl with fluffy hair
making hand gestures
(looking slightly retarded),
and you'll go
wow,
neat,
and that will be the only thing you get out of it.

You know what rocks - I don't know where you can find it but an outdoor massage and the girls wear saris and smell like clean girl sweat and they pet you for an hour - had that in Bali. 
Was pretty hot.


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: eve69]
    #18996426 - 10/18/13 04:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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My only point is there are lots of terms in mush-metaphysics which give one a sense that something might be occurring somehow somewhere, but no specifics. For something to happen or not, one must have some goal.




I suppose a surgery is a lot more tangible than energy healing if youre speaking on the subjectiveness of it.

Also, they ironically do Thai therapy sessions. If I asked for a Thai massage maybe she would punch my aura :curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Yogi1]
    #18996478 - 10/18/13 05:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

if it can't help it also can't hurt
what does she look like?


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: eve69]
    #18996490 - 10/18/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



Times you wish you were single..... :awesomenod:

I wouldnt mind a little "realignment"


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Yogi1]
    #18996493 - 10/18/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Reasons for men to do yoga



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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Yogi1]
    #18996505 - 10/18/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Oh
My
God
she does have fluffy hair!!!!


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: eve69]
    #18996509 - 10/18/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Oh
My
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she does have fluffy hair!!!!




:woooaaahhh:

dont they all? :lol:


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Yogi1]
    #18997073 - 10/18/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That was my point above where I predicted she would have fluffy hair because all reiki practicioners must have fluffy hair so it levitates in the subtle fan's blow.  So cosmic really.  When I was younger I made all my wenches shave their twats - well because they're so fun to munch like that. But now I also really dig the totally never shaved thing too.  Go for that reiki Bro, let the light in.


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: eve69]
    #18999144 - 10/19/13 10:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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That was my point above where I predicted she would have fluffy hair because all reiki practicioners must have fluffy hair so it levitates in the subtle fan's blow.  So cosmic really.  When I was younger I made all my wenches shave their twats - well because they're so fun to munch like that. But now I also really dig the totally never shaved thing too.  Go for that reiki Bro, let the light in.




3 year long bush :omfg:


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Yogi1]
    #19003437 - 10/20/13 11:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i actually find an erotic reiki/tantra lady on craigslist once, a few years ago...she offered intimate sexual healing sessions, no sex involved though...

i stupidly called her but then was way to intimidated to go through with it, which was probably for the best...


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: g00ru]
    #19007402 - 10/21/13 07:51 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Nice scam she had going. :thumbup:  Getting paid for sex without ever having to put out.


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: Icelander]
    #19009426 - 10/21/13 04:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

that's some real head ey?
was the rest as I predicted?


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: eve69]
    #19010024 - 10/21/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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...with dormant energy




Quote:

I believe in a less spelled out energy system than what they preach but an energy system nonetheless. We are essentially electric bodies




I'm interested in what happens.  It seems some of us are more 'sensitive.'  I can't believe that people are of the belief that this is all placebo or something.    Boggles my fucking mind.  I can't drive down the highway without being subject to an ignorant energetic gauntlet.  I get taken from, stick to people, pushed over, crushed, sexed, licked, and lifted during the corse of a routine day.  I can only hope that people know what they are doing with this energy, somewhere.  I pray that the reality of this comes to light for all of us.

Why is it that others don't experience this not so subtle energy?


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19010078 - 10/21/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Placebo


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #19010082 - 10/21/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #19010160 - 10/21/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Its hard for me to sit next to some people because they draw in so forcefully.  (its like they don't know it)  And, I get drenched in other people's energy that streams out of them.  Some is heavy and suffocating some is nice and light and tingly.  I don't experience this as my imagination or a product of my thoughts.  Nor do I think or believe that its some subconscious thought process.  I don't believe that it is placebo.  I doesn't depend on belief I don't think.

Its bioelectricity that is alive.  Consciousness itself perhaps.  Life force.


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #19010235 - 10/21/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Honestly I am on the fence about the whole thing. I have had some pretty unexplainable experiences and I feel like I can feel peoples energy sometimes.

Once I met this woman who worked as a chiropractor that worked with energy more than actual muscle and things. I told her about how I connot get massages because my back is too sensitive and gets very ticklish at the slightest touch in certain spots.

She asked if she could touch my back and as soon as she put her hands on me she was all astonished, saying I had this amzing energy that she had never felt before and didnt know what it meant. She said that i have a sacred geometry energy matrix in my back and that I need to figure out how to use it to its potential.

I told her about how I did a reiki session, and felt literally nothing for the whole 1 1/2 hour session. The only time I felt anything was at the very end when he put his hands just above my third eye. I suddenly felt this really uncomfortable sensation, kind of pressure mixed with a tiny amount of a dull pain. I did not even know thats where his hands were because my eyes were closed, but I opened them when I started feeling it to see what was going on. It was so uncomfortable I was about to stop the session, but he moved his hands away before I could. After the session he told me that he didnt really do much this session, just trying to get a feel for where my energy was flowing.

The chiropractor woman laughingly suggested He should have been the one on the table.

There is part of me that is skeptic, and part of me wants to believe, but I do not think will ever decide with certainty about these energies, Unless I experience something so profound I have no choice . . .


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Re: Cheap Reiki Attunement [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #19010589 - 10/21/13 08:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Unless I experience something so profound I have no choice . . .




Interesting.  That's where I find myself these days.  It doesn't matter if I choose not to believe it.  Its very hard for me to actually disregard everything that I'm experiencing on a daily basis but I try.  Part of me thinks that if I don't believe it it will go away.  I am subject to an energy system that is alive and functioning between people but goes on while remaining unconscious to most.  It is my belief that some barrier exists within each personal psyche.  When you dissolve boundaries through your own efforts I suggest that you are thrust into this reality of oneness with others.  Otherwise, there is an illusion of separation that is experienced as existing independently from others energetically.


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