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Offlineghostshadow422
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Re: WHY COME GIRLS WANT BE CONTROLLED, ESP BY DEUCHER [Re: Konyap]
    #19002074 - 10/19/13 11:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

when I see a girl I know right off the bat is she is gf material or just fukkable, or neither. all about first impressions, unless you really know someone or get to know someone, i.e long time aquantance, went to school together blah blah. bottom line she didn't want your "rubbing up your penis" she was probably drunk and didn't know who u were. don't feel bad, she prob brought you into VIP to ditch you off to someone else cuz she was trying to figure out how to get rid of you, sorry truth hurts bud


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Re: WHY COME GIRLS WANT BE CONTROLLED, ESP BY DEUCHER [Re: ghostshadow422]
    #19002126 - 10/19/13 11:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This thread gave me cancer, thanks  :goat:


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Re: WHY COME GIRLS WANT BE CONTROLLED, ESP BY DEUCHER [Re: ghostshadow422]
    #19002133 - 10/19/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: WHY COME GIRLS WANT BE CONTROLLED, ESP BY DEUCHER [Re: zZZz]
    #19002189 - 10/19/13 11:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
so much gayness in this thread. sorry im an alpha male



Anyone who has to announce it def isn't.


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: WHY COME GIRLS WANT BE CONTROLLED, ESP BY DEUCHER [Re: unknown1123]
    #19002231 - 10/20/13 12:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

only a beta would say that :smirk:


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Re: WHY COME GIRLS WANT BE CONTROLLED, ESP BY DEUCHER [Re: zZZz]
    #19002352 - 10/20/13 01:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Haha this could go on forever with the current logic in this thread. Most, if not all of you are fags. Just deal with it peps, thank your parents for dealing you a shit hand in the genetics game. :cheers:


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Re: WHY COME GIRLS WANT BE CONTROLLED, ESP BY DEUCHER [Re: unknown1123] * 6
    #19002358 - 10/20/13 01:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: WHY COME GIRLS WANT BE CONTROLLED, ESP BY DEUCHER [Re: ghostshadow422]
    #19003339 - 10/20/13 10:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

today girl grabbed my penis but didn't want to have sex with me, I think she wanted lighter out of my pocket she was drunk. why do girls smoking wt to cigarettes for anyways? weed is beeter


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Re: WHY COME GIRLS WANT BE CONTROLLED, ESP BY DEUCHER [Re: ghostshadow422]
    #19003350 - 10/20/13 10:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ghostshadow422 said:
today girl grabbed my penis but didn't want to have sex with me, I think she wanted lighter out of my pocket she was drunk. why do girls smoking wt to cigarettes for anyways? weed is beeter




:ahahaha:
Best post in thread.


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Re: WHY COME GIRLS WANT BE CONTROLLED, ESP BY DEUCHER [Re: psi]
    #19003706 - 10/20/13 12:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Soccer is most def beta. I'd be happy to tell it to all the pussies I've seen flop on tv "omg my ankle" then 5 minute later can run again. Soccer players are also the least physically intimidating of any athlete by far. The word "scrawny" comes to mind. Soccer = full of beta.

I guess my reason for the rude, fucking betas, mentallity comes from is my brother. I grew up in a family who taught if you are dominant bothings going to stop you in life. And so far it hasn't. What really bugs me is my brother is the poster child for beta.

Hes going to be 19 soon without ever kissing a girl. He's always asked why the jocks got pussy over the drama club. And still doesn't get it. A lot of you still don't get it.

Between these two examples which do you think your average bar hopping broad would go for?

Terrell owens or steve urkle


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Re: WHY COME GIRLS WANT BE CONTROLLED, ESP BY DEUCHER [Re: Mescalean]
    #19003746 - 10/20/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

it isn't the sport but the person. being in soccer doesn;t automatically make you a beta.


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Re: WHY COME GIRLS WANT BE CONTROLLED, ESP BY DEUCHER [Re: zZZz]
    #19003779 - 10/20/13 12:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
it isn't the sport but the person. being in soccer doesn;t automatically make you a beta.



:whathesaid:

https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/false-cause


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Re: WHY COME GIRLS WANT BE CONTROLLED, ESP BY DEUCHER [Re: Synthe]
    #19003785 - 10/20/13 12:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You guys are all forgetting about the artsy chicks that wear beanies and can't play sports to save their life and don't give a shit that you can't either.


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Re: WHY COME GIRLS WANT BE CONTROLLED, ESP BY DEUCHER [Re: pirate-blues] * 4
    #19003792 - 10/20/13 12:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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pirate-blues said:
You guys are all forgetting about the artsy chicks that wear beanies and can't play sports to save their life and don't give a shit that you can't either.





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Re: WHY COME GIRLS WANT BE CONTROLLED, ESP BY DEUCHER [Re: Synthe]
    #19003795 - 10/20/13 12:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:kingcrankey:


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Re: WHY COME GIRLS WANT BE CONTROLLED, ESP BY DEUCHER [Re: Synthe]
    #19003801 - 10/20/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I eat Betas for breakfast


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Re: WHY COME GIRLS WANT BE CONTROLLED, ESP BY DEUCHER [Re: TheMovement]
    #19003817 - 10/20/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: WHY COME GIRLS WANT BE CONTROLLED, ESP BY DEUCHER [Re: TheMovement]
    #19003818 - 10/20/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

im sure you do :blowjob:  sorry it's the alpha male within me


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: WHY COME GIRLS WANT BE CONTROLLED, ESP BY DEUCHER [Re: zZZz]
    #19003922 - 10/20/13 01:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah the artsy girls were never really my deal. Usually have alot of "artsy" issues.

Volleyball players <3 omg volleyball players <3<3<3


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Re: WHY COME GIRLS WANT BE CONTROLLED, ESP BY DEUCHER [Re: Mescalean]
    #19003947 - 10/20/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:kingcrankey::kingcrankey:














:okay:


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