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OfflineCatfish Swiming
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Going to make an alien hoax video and upload to youtube
    #18994010 - 10/18/13 03:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ok so one beer later and i came up with this shit. yesterday i was watching genitic splicing videos and shit. human hybrids etc. then came accross some fake alien videos.

Now just today i thought of this shit. here is what i emailed to my friend...
Email 1
"Bro we r gunna fully skin or pluck a possum and record it on a table and we will poke it with scoupels and tweasers and shit. we will wear doctors gloves and shit so it looks legit. bro we shud also make some fake ufo fottage and upload it a few days prior. then few days later include the ufo vid, then make a vid of all this slime and shit in a bush with this skinned possum in it. bro it will str8 up get shit loads of views lololol ill share it on facebook and advertise it on heaps of websites "alien body found in ********* on ??/??/2013" bro no shit we have to do this. might even make the news.@

Email 2
"Bro we will remove its eyes and make its eye holes bigger and put in black marbles in its eye sockets or some shit so it has big black eyes. we will also have to chop off its ears and spraypaint the whole thing green so it looks more like an alien. Im thinkin for the ufo fottage we get a helium balloon and tie some flashing leds to it or sum shit. bro im 100% serious we r duin this shit."

Email 3

"we will also have to chop off its paws and make paper mache(?) hands and feet that look alien like. we will also have to make the arms longer. we will also papermache its head so its got a big head. Im tellin ya bro this shit will be gold. Ive sussed it in my head. u need to contribute some ideas tho cos i feel like im duin all the work here. (no im not on crack)"

as to that last email where i said im duin all the work... he hasnt even read the emails yet so he will just crak up prob lol..
But yea what do yal think. beside the fact im cray.

Any suggestions? (apart from get help)


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InvisibleInto The Woods
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Re: Going to make an alien hoax video and upload to youtube [Re: Catfish Swiming]
    #18994032 - 10/18/13 03:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Only a disgusting, degenerate fucking pond scum, piss poor excuse for  a human being would hurt an animal like that.

I hope this was just a troll or a horrible unfunny joke and you're not being serious.


Edited by Into The Woods (10/18/13 03:32 AM)


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Re: Going to make an alien hoax video and upload to youtube [Re: Catfish Swiming]
    #18994038 - 10/18/13 03:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

lol


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Re: Going to make an alien hoax video and upload to youtube [Re: Into The Woods]
    #18994040 - 10/18/13 03:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Very stupid idea, for one people will no it's a possum for many reasons its shape/size, its internal anatomy, the fact that it looks spraypainted, etc...

I'm pretty sure you're underage and should be banned for this post.

Also this.
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Into The Woods said:
Only a disgusting, degenerate fucking pond scum, piss poor excuse for  a human being would hurt an animal like that.

I hope this was just a troll or a horrible unfunny joke and you're not being serious.




Quote:

Into The Woods said:
Only a disgusting, degenerate fucking pond scum, piss poor excuse for  a human being would hurt an animal like that.

I hope this was just a troll or a horrible unfunny joke and you're not being serious.




Quoted twice for the fuckin' truth.


Edited by TrentBoyett (10/18/13 03:47 AM)


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OfflineCatfish Swiming
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Re: Going to make an alien hoax video and upload to youtube [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #18994044 - 10/18/13 03:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i trap possums and kill them and pluck them of their fur for money. they are a pest in my country as they destroy native bush and rare native animals. I am making money and doing my country a favour by killing possums.


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Re: Going to make an alien hoax video and upload to youtube [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18994046 - 10/18/13 03:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Seems a bit childish but what the fuck do I care you're probably pretty young


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OfflineCatfish Swiming
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Re: Going to make an alien hoax video and upload to youtube [Re: Catfish Swiming]
    #18994048 - 10/18/13 03:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

well if you can prove im underage which im not... well i gues nothing because im not underage.


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Re: Going to make an alien hoax video and upload to youtube [Re: Catfish Swiming]
    #18994054 - 10/18/13 03:51 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Show us your penis, then we'll know


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OfflineCatfish Swiming
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Re: Going to make an alien hoax video and upload to youtube [Re: Into The Woods]
    #18994056 - 10/18/13 03:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

thi
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Into The Woods said:
Only a disgusting, degenerate fucking pond scum, piss poor excuse for  a human being would hurt an animal like that.

I hope this was just a troll or a horrible unfunny joke and you're not being serious.



your right. this would be a good troll if i wasnt actually serious. but yup im serious. dont mean to offend anyone. prety fukd up idea tho yea.


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Re: Going to make an alien hoax video and upload to youtube [Re: Into The Woods]
    #18994058 - 10/18/13 03:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Fuckin pussy prolly works for PETA.


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Re: Going to make an alien hoax video and upload to youtube [Re: cgsjames]
    #18994060 - 10/18/13 03:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You should make like a beastiality vid with it and claim that you fucked an alien.


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OfflineCatfish Swiming
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Re: Going to make an alien hoax video and upload to youtube [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18994086 - 10/18/13 04:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

volcomstoner said:
You should make like a beastiality vid with it and claim that you fucked an alien.



yes. although dude that thinks im a degenerat who hurts animals. out of all my possuming ive ever done... the worst thing ive ever done while possuming is when i first started... (stop reading if your an animal lover or just a bitch in general)

i trapped this one possum. I started bashing its head with a hammer. it took a while to kill and it was running around this tree all dizzy and twitching with an eye popping out. this one really tried to get away more than any possum ive ever encountered for some reason. i finally knocked it out and it was laying on its back. its legs were twitching and i noticed it was pregnant. "oh what the fuck" i said to myself. I felt like a bit of a dick but nothing could be done at this stage. The possum was still alive and twitching its legs and scratching its own fur off. I just kept smashing and smashing the possums head to a bloddy messy pulp. Blood was splashing up at my face. (i dont really take it to this extreme but it just kept twitching i thought it was still alive)

I see that something is moving inside the possums belly area and now its vagine(eww) is starting to pulsate while im still smashing this dam things head with a hammer, and would you have guessed it? yep... A little tiny baby possum pops out and starts making these squeking noises. I just witnesed the miracle of life. this cute little baby possum crawls over its mother and just looks at me... like "dude wtf?" i felt so bad i had to get up and turn around for a second. I thought about taking it home and raising it... but thats not right. it needs a real mother and a real possum life or nothing. plus i dont really have the means to look after it...

i went back and there is the cute little baby possum and it wastrying to get under its mother to stay warm. the mothers head was red and flat. looked nothing like a head except for the teeth sticking out.... I tried to pull the baby possum away from its mother with the claw of my hammer but it would not leave its mother. Now i feel really bad so i pick the thing up and put it on the ground.. and sadly... i had to mash its head... i said to myself "these things are a pest... im doing my country good" but it still didnt feel right.

Now THAT is fucked up...


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Re: Going to make an alien hoax video and upload to youtube [Re: Catfish Swiming]
    #18994094 - 10/18/13 04:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

dont paint it green..


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Re: Going to make an alien hoax video and upload to youtube [Re: DpRwav]
    #18994096 - 10/18/13 04:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

why not


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Re: Going to make an alien hoax video and upload to youtube [Re: Catfish Swiming]
    #18994099 - 10/18/13 04:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

wait, what shade of green


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Re: Going to make an alien hoax video and upload to youtube [Re: Catfish Swiming]
    #18994100 - 10/18/13 04:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:callingbullshit:


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Re: Going to make an alien hoax video and upload to youtube [Re: DpRwav]
    #18994106 - 10/18/13 04:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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ac1dHeaD said:
wait, what shade of green



alien green?


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Re: Going to make an alien hoax video and upload to youtube [Re: Catfish Swiming]
    #18994110 - 10/18/13 04:41 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:winner:


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Re: Going to make an alien hoax video and upload to youtube [Re: Catfish Swiming]
    #18994115 - 10/18/13 04:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Catfish Swiming said:
Quote:

volcomstoner said:
You should make like a beastiality vid with it and claim that you fucked an alien.



yes. although dude that thinks im a degenerat who hurts animals. out of all my possuming ive ever done... the worst thing ive ever done while possuming is when i first started... (stop reading if your an animal lover or just a bitch in general)

i trapped this one possum. I started bashing its head with a hammer. it took a while to kill and it was running around this tree all dizzy and twitching with an eye popping out. this one really tried to get away more than any possum ive ever encountered for some reason. i finally knocked it out and it was laying on its back. its legs were twitching and i noticed it was pregnant. "oh what the fuck" i said to myself. I felt like a bit of a dick but nothing could be done at this stage. The possum was still alive and twitching its legs and scratching its own fur off. I just kept smashing and smashing the possums head to a bloddy messy pulp. Blood was splashing up at my face. (i dont really take it to this extreme but it just kept twitching i thought it was still alive)

I see that something is moving inside the possums belly area and now its vagine(eww) is starting to pulsate while im still smashing this dam things head with a hammer, and would you have guessed it? yep... A little tiny baby possum pops out and starts making these squeking noises. I just witnesed the miracle of life. this cute little baby possum crawls over its mother and just looks at me... like "dude wtf?" i felt so bad i had to get up and turn around for a second. I thought about taking it home and raising it... but thats not right. it needs a real mother and a real possum life or nothing. plus i dont really have the means to look after it...

i went back and there is the cute little baby possum and it wastrying to get under its mother to stay warm. the mothers head was red and flat. looked nothing like a head except for the teeth sticking out.... I tried to pull the baby possum away from its mother with the claw of my hammer but it would not leave its mother. Now i feel really bad so i pick the thing up and put it on the ground.. and sadly... i had to mash its head... i said to myself "these things are a pest... im doing my country good" but it still didnt feel right.

Now THAT is fucked up...



Dayyum that's pretty sad. One time I slaughtered over 200 ducks in a day with a hatchet. I was pretty young and felt kinda bad about killing the younger ones. I was COVERED in blood, but I didn't really have much of an option.


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Re: Going to make an alien hoax video and upload to youtube [Re: Into The Woods] * 1
    #18994121 - 10/18/13 04:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Into The Woods said:
Only a disgusting, degenerate fucking pond scum, piss poor excuse for  a human being would hurt an animal like that.

I hope this was just a troll or a horrible unfunny joke and you're not being serious.





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