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I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors.
#18993655 - 10/17/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why do they keep yelling at each other? Just shut the fuck up, you idiots, and go to sleep. Problem solved. Seriously.
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: Epigallo]
#18993694 - 10/17/13 11:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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ok.
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#18993697 - 10/17/13 11:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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They are really disturbing. Have you ever had this problem? It is really bad for the feng shui of my apartment. Jarring thumps and shouts reverberating through my walls. Totally kills my sense of peace.
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: Epigallo]
#18993706 - 10/17/13 11:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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bradley said: Totally kills my sense of peace.
same here. i absorb that crap like a sponge. small minds
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: Epigallo]
#18993710 - 10/17/13 11:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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are you in an apartment?
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: xanderofpella]
#18993715 - 10/18/13 12:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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yup
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: Hobozen]
#18993723 - 10/18/13 12:03 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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bradley said: Totally kills my sense of peace.
same here. i absorb that crap like a sponge. small minds 
Come move in next to me. Just drag my neighbors out after they pass out and claim the space. And tie them up and put them on a river downstream. Can you do that please?
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: Epigallo] 1
#18993733 - 10/18/13 12:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Go bang loudly on their door and yell at them as loud as you can. Scream at them to shut up at the top of your lungs while stamping your feet.
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: healing]
#18993747 - 10/18/13 12:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Do you think that would help? I have thought about just banging through the wall but I don't want to piss them off and make them retaliate. In my head it would work best if I calmly introduced myself and nicely asked them the be quieter, but I don't feel comfortable doing that.
Well, they are quiet for now.
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: Epigallo]
#18993784 - 10/18/13 12:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Do you own a firearm?
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: healing]
#18993850 - 10/18/13 01:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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LOL
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#18993853 - 10/18/13 01:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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File a noise complaint with your fists!
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: Epigallo]
#18993857 - 10/18/13 01:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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silicone ear plugs
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: s240779]
#18993901 - 10/18/13 01:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Noisy neighbors are the worst. I'd drown them out with some music, preferably something as loud and obnoxious as they are.
Oh wait, you're in apartments. Yeah, you don't wanna piss off the other tenants. Maybe ear plugs are your best bet then.
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#18993909 - 10/18/13 01:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dude man up and go tell them to shut the hell up. Noisy neighbors suck ass in apartments. Don't call the cops without talking to them first.
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#18993911 - 10/18/13 01:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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DeeBee said: Don't call the cops without talking to them first.
Yeah I agree with this. It might work it might not but what do you got to lose? Unless they are scary mofukkas
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: Epigallo]
#18993974 - 10/18/13 02:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i have a neighbor who is a drama queen apparently, i think he's also gay(coincedence?). anyway there was this one time i think he got locked out of his house, he's little sisters must have done it, well he ends up blasting an oldie from his car, which btw has some of the best speakers in my street, i guess to annoy his sister in hopes that they would eventually let him in. i shit you not, this dude bumped this live oldie FULL BLAST for about 50 times in a row, HOLY SHIT. i am too fucking nice. you think you got noisy neighbors op, you haven't heard nothing yet..
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: Epigallo]
#18994028 - 10/18/13 03:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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bradley said: Why do they keep yelling at each other? Just shut the fuck up, you idiots, and go to sleep. Problem solved. Seriously.
I personally would've went and talked to them and politely asked them to turn it down a few notches, maybe they just had a really bad day, no reason to get the police involved from the get.
If they didn't listen to you you have 4 options
1. If it wasn't too bad and you didn't have to be up early for work just get ahold of the landlord/property manager and file a complaint in the morning.
2. Retaliate immediately by being loud as well, maybe beat on their wall if you guys share a wall, blast terrible music, bang pots/pans together, etc... That could come back to bite you in the ass, someone can file a complaint on you, your neighbors may just get even louder, or it could make you have bad blood with your neighbor, neighbor wars can get out of hand pretty fast...
3. Make a plan and fuck with them, don't let them know it was you, put bleach in their gas, put something nasty on their door handles/knobs, empty the pressure out of their tires, if they leave their window cracked in their car/apartment throw a stink bomb in there, etc...
4. If you got an early day tomorrow and they're still being loud ask them one more time to please keep it down, if they don't call the police, and if that doesn't stop them call again, and keep doing it until they shut the fuck up. And be sure to tell the landlord/manager so they have it on record so if they are repeat offenders they can get kicked out.
I vote for #1 if you don't have work in the am, #3/#4 if you do, but I don't like involving police in my life for any reason really, and I don't really suggest #2 at all because of the possible reprocussions.
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: Into The Woods]
#18994034 - 10/18/13 03:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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@Into The Woods
Did you get your name from that musical called Into the Woods? I seen my high school drama club perform that a few years back, I didn't really like the storyline, but the acting/singing was pretty good.
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18995136 - 10/18/13 11:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: propensity]
#18995232 - 10/18/13 11:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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propensity said: File a noise complaint with your fists!
Yeah, and send it via Priority Mail to the office of their faces, with delivery confirmation for good measure!
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: NetDiver]
#18995416 - 10/18/13 12:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Do like I did.. buy land in the middle of nowhere and put a house on it because fuck people.
Seriously. Fuck. People.
You know, unless you can't afford to do that... in which case you're only option is murder.
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: Schmendrick]
#18995466 - 10/18/13 12:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Call the cops.
Easy problem to solve.
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18999928 - 10/19/13 02:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said: @Into The Woods
Did you get your name from that musical called Into the Woods? I seen my high school drama club perform that a few years back, I didn't really like the storyline, but the acting/singing was pretty good.
No, it's a My Morning Jacket song.
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: Into The Woods]
#19000144 - 10/19/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yell to them to stfu or your gonna come kick some ass, and if they come to your door say it wasnt you
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#19000271 - 10/19/13 03:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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3. Make a plan and fuck with them, don't let them know it was you, put bleach in their gas, put something nasty on their door handles/knobs, empty the pressure out of their tires, if they leave their window cracked in their car/apartment throw a stink bomb in there, etc...
thats a little bit crazy for some noise
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#19000302 - 10/19/13 03:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Personally I love loud neighbors, because then I can be as loud as I want!! 
I've got a PA system in my living room, try to have sound wars with me!
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: mattritt]
#19000542 - 10/19/13 04:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i had the same exact problem. they always argued. they didnt stop until they moved out but i had fun with it. i turned my comp speakers up to max volume, put them up against the wall to their apartment, and power humped the wall while playing german horse fetish porn. the look on there faces when i walked out in a suit and tie the next moring and waved at them was fucking priceless. it went down a little after that but eventually they just moved out.
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#19000612 - 10/19/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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what the fuck.
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19000622 - 10/19/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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what the fuck.
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: SiElDiablo]
#19000675 - 10/19/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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what the fuck.
Now I'm hard
i cant tell is thats a girl with small tits or a guy with chick thighs... cant tell but i think the beer gut points towards a dude.
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: Absolem0918]
#19000679 - 10/19/13 05:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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what the fuck.
Now I'm hard
i cant tell is thats a girl with small tits or a guy with chick thighs... cant tell but i think the beer gut points towards a dude.
Me either, but I'm bisexual so
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I think it's a male
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your right i watched it about 100 tiems and realized it is in fact a man. 'scuse me while i go fap to some lesbo porn to make up for the 10 minutes of horse fucking i just watched.
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: Absolem0918]
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your right i watched it about 100 tiems and realized it is in fact a man. 'scuse me while i go fap to some lesbo porn to make up for the 10 minutes of horse fucking i just watched.
You didn't just watch it. You now have to carefully examine that lesbian porn to make it cancel out.
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the power cut out a few weeks ago in my neighborhood, and everything went black isntantly. and a few seconds later i heard my next door neighbour scream out in this heavy australian accent " OHHHH FARK OFFF KYARNT " , so funny man. i lost my shit. if i didn't have my phone with me close by for light i would have fully been trapped in my room and would have had to feel my way out of the room on my hands and knees and shit
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Soulidarity said: the power cut out a few weeks ago in my neighborhood, and everything went black isntantly. and a few seconds later i heard my next door neighbour scream out in this heavy australian accent " OHHHH FARK OFFF KYARNT " , so funny man. i lost my shit. if i didn't have my phone with me close by for light i would have fully been trapped in my room and would have had to feel my way out of the room on my hands and knees and shit
That's cool. I can navigate most places with my eyes closed because I used to work in a darkroom. It really just takes some confidence. You have the muscle memory required to navigate your room because you had to walk into your room to get to where you are. It might take some practice before you get the hang of it.
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: healing]
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Yeah that's pretty true actually about the muscle memory. I think it was more because I would have been disoriented and not had my bearings as to where I was. But I'm pretty sure I could walk in and out of my room with my eyes closed for example, all with muscle memory.
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