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Offlineteamkiller
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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18995136 - 10/18/13 11:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Tactile transducer on Ur ceiling


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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: propensity]
    #18995232 - 10/18/13 11:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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propensity said:
File a noise complaint with your fists!



Yeah, and send it via Priority Mail to the office of their faces, with delivery confirmation for good measure! :hulk2:


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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: NetDiver]
    #18995416 - 10/18/13 12:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Do like I did.. buy land in the middle of nowhere and put a house on it because fuck people.

Seriously.  Fuck.  People.

You know, unless you can't afford to do that... in which case you're only option is murder.


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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: Schmendrick]
    #18995466 - 10/18/13 12:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Call the cops.

Easy problem to solve.


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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18999928 - 10/19/13 02:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
@Into The Woods

Did you get your name from that musical called Into the Woods? I seen my high school drama club perform that a few years back, I didn't really like the storyline, but the acting/singing was pretty good.




No, it's a My Morning Jacket song. :tongue:


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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19000144 - 10/19/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yell to them to stfu or your gonna come kick some ass, and if they come to your door say it wasnt you :lol:


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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: MystiqueMushroom] * 1
    #19000265 - 10/19/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19000271 - 10/19/13 03:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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3. Make a plan and fuck with them, don't let them know it was you, put bleach in their gas, put something nasty on their door handles/knobs, empty the pressure out of their tires, if they leave their window cracked in their car/apartment throw a stink bomb in there, etc...




thats a little bit crazy for some noise

only use a nuke in defense of a nuke


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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #19000302 - 10/19/13 03:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Personally I love loud neighbors, because then I can be as loud as I want!!  :evil:

I've got a PA system in my living room, try to have sound wars with me! :grin:


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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: mattritt]
    #19000542 - 10/19/13 04:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i had the same exact problem. they always argued. they didnt stop until they moved out but i had fun with it. i turned my comp speakers up to max volume, put them up against the wall to their apartment, and power humped the wall while playing german horse fetish porn. the look on there faces when i walked out in a suit and tie the next moring and waved at them was fucking priceless. it went down a little after that but eventually they just moved out.


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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: fapjack] * 1
    #19000612 - 10/19/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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what the fuck.


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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19000622 - 10/19/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
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what the fuck.



Now I'm hard


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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: fapjack]
    #19000648 - 10/19/13 05:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: SiElDiablo]
    #19000675 - 10/19/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
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what the fuck.



Now I'm hard



i cant tell is thats a girl with small tits or a guy with chick thighs... cant tell but i think the beer gut points towards a dude.


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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: Absolem0918]
    #19000679 - 10/19/13 05:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Absolem0918 said:
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SiElDiablo said:
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mjmihalov said:
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fapjack said:





what the fuck.



Now I'm hard



i cant tell is thats a girl with small tits or a guy with chick thighs... cant tell but i think the beer gut points towards a dude.



Me either, but I'm bisexual so :shrug:


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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: SiElDiablo] * 2
    #19000683 - 10/19/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I think it's a male


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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: T-Rex]
    #19000716 - 10/19/13 05:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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T-Rex said:
I think it's a male



your right i watched it about 100 tiems and realized it is in fact a man.  'scuse me while i go fap to some lesbo porn to make up for the 10 minutes of horse fucking i just watched.


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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: Absolem0918]
    #19002675 - 10/20/13 04:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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T-Rex said:
I think it's a male



your right i watched it about 100 tiems and realized it is in fact a man.  'scuse me while i go fap to some lesbo porn to make up for the 10 minutes of horse fucking i just watched.




You didn't just watch it. You now have to carefully examine that lesbian porn to make it cancel out.


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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: healing] * 1
    #19002706 - 10/20/13 05:03 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

the power cut out a few weeks ago in my neighborhood, and everything went black isntantly. and a few seconds later i heard my next door neighbour scream out in this heavy australian accent " OHHHH FARK OFFF KYARNT " , so funny man. i lost my shit. if i didn't have my phone with me close by for light i would have fully been trapped in my room and would have had to feel my way out of the room on my hands and knees and shit


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Re: I'm about to file a noise complaint on my fucking neighbors. [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19002728 - 10/20/13 05:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Soulidarity said: " OHHHH FARK OFFF KYARNT "


:lol:


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