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When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: Aedium]
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: Cpt.Crunch]
#18993102 - 10/17/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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lol my parents dont care if i smoke as long as "they never see it" but when im baked and they know it they play little games with me..
then i realize they know im stoned and messing with my head.. lol its fun to me
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: Aedium]
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: Aedium]
#18993109 - 10/17/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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haha j/k 
DUDE, what if you were on shrooms or something..
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: zZZz]
#18993129 - 10/17/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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My parents don't really fuck with me when I'm stoned they normally leave me alone...
But sometime when I get really high and start forgetting stuff my dad will say ”yeah, it enhances your mind!” he's just messing around, he smokes occasionally.
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: zZZz]
#18993138 - 10/17/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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lol i do it all the time, anything from smoking some good weed, or tripping pretty hard lol. they never fail to make me feel at home
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: Aedium]
#18993144 - 10/17/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i could imagine. that's really cool. good vibes
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: zZZz]
#18993152 - 10/17/13 09:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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No, parents teling you benzo blackout stories.
It's the saddest most hilarious thing EVAR
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: volcomstoner]
#18993153 - 10/17/13 09:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh also RULE 4
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: volcomstoner]
#18993181 - 10/17/13 09:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Maybe, but it did end up leading to a decent discussion.
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18993186 - 10/17/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i love socializing when im high lol. looking at conversations on every different level, completly analyizing statements o.o
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18993188 - 10/17/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said: My parents don't really fuck with me when I'm stoned they normally leave me alone...
But sometime when I get really high and start forgetting stuff my dad will say ”yeah, it enhances your mind!” he's just messing around, he smokes occasionally.
Kinda the same when I tell h'm I'm hungry he'll say sum shit like, "I'm so hungry"
He'll respond with "you just want munchies"
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18993190 - 10/17/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I completely agree with that but some mods disagree, since the original post itself didn't contain any substance. Which technically is against the rules. I always try to give people a heads up so they get a chance to edit the OP and not get their thread locked.
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18993191 - 10/17/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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at least your parents are cool about it, i remember my friends mom ripped up his high times he haddnt read yet lol
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: volcomstoner]
#18993199 - 10/17/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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In highschool my mom would fuck with me when I was high. I remember smoking before I left my house for school she would knock on the window right as I would take a hit 
She just didn't want me driving high. But I always took 3 hits when I woke up to kill early morning nausea 
At least I wasn't smoking while driving
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: volcomstoner]
#18993217 - 10/17/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ha yeah my parents knew I smoked weed in high school but my Dad and me became closer because of it over the years I'd say. It's just fun to talk about and shit. Plus I hook him up all the time 
My Dad always said he'd rather see me smoke weed than drink later on when we both realized we both loved to smoke weed, and I think that's a sensible policy If my kid was doing a drug, which will probably happen, I'd hope it's weed.
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: bearlion]
#18993247 - 10/17/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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bearlion said: at least your parents are cool about it, i remember my friends mom ripped up his high times he haddnt read yet lol
Back when I was like 11 my mom called my p.o. on me for smoking, I was pissed but once I got older she stopped caring as much, but she never really liked it. The only time she really striped on me was when I smoked while I was on probation recently, but she got over it quickly.
My dad was always cool with it though.
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: gzuf]
#18993255 - 10/17/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Untill my dad realized that smoking weed got my weight back, appetite, nausea, aggression, and anxiety he hasn't said shit. But this was only after I was scripted Marinol though before that he wanted to put me in rehab.
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: volcomstoner]
#18993258 - 10/17/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said: I completely agree with that but some mods disagree, since the original post itself didn't contain any substance. Which technically is against the rules. I always try to give people a heads up so they get a chance to edit the OP and not get their thread locked.

Yeah, I normally say something in the OP to make it clear I'm trying to spark intelligent discussion.
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: volcomstoner]
#18993260 - 10/17/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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My mom won't let me smoke in the living room, I have to be in "my" room if I want to toke up. she prefers me to smoke out side . If she catches me taking a hit its normally " the neighbors can smell you through the walls" fine I"ll take a shower, they can't smell me anymore.
My grandpa took away my pipe last week though and put in a planter box with one of my cactus"s as if the cactus wants to smoke.
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: Shroomhunter510]
#18993276 - 10/17/13 09:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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does your mom smoke?, because if she doesn't she's most likely getting high from the second hand smoke..
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: dark3st]
#18993279 - 10/17/13 09:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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dark3st said: Untill my dad realized that smoking weed got my weight back, appetite, nausea, aggression, and anxiety he hasn't said shit. But this was only after I was scripted Marinol though before that he wanted to put me in rehab.
My dad was always cool with it, I remember him telling me I smrlled like reefer and I shouldn't go around my mom for a while, that was back in like 7th grade.
I didn't smoke around him until like 12th grade, and that was only because he walked in on me and my friends smoking some really good weed in the garage and they ball kept smoking and I didn't want them to smoke it all without me, do I kept hitting it. That quickly turned into me and my dad getting high together.
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18993295 - 10/17/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said:
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dark3st said: Untill my dad realized that smoking weed got my weight back, appetite, nausea, aggression, and anxiety he hasn't said shit. But this was only after I was scripted Marinol though before that he wanted to put me in rehab.
My dad was always cool with it, I remember him telling me I smrlled like reefer and I shouldn't go around my mom for a while, that was back in like 7th grade.
I didn't smoke around him until like 12th grade, and that was only because he walked in on me and my friends smoking some really good weed in the garage and they ball kept smoking and I didn't want them to smoke it all without me, do I kept hitting it. That quickly turned into me and my dad getting high together.
Damn lucky you man! Took forever for it to become acceptable in my house!
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18993308 - 10/17/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said:
I didn't smoke around him until like 12th grade, and that was only because he walked in on me and my friends smoking some really good weed in the garage and they ball kept smoking and I didn't want them to smoke it all without me, do I kept hitting it. That quickly turned into me and my dad getting high together.
Thats an amazing story lol
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: Aedium]
#18993658 - 10/17/13 11:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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My mum use to have her cannabis card I forgot why though she only smoked once and didnt like getting high off weed. she was hearing people crawl through the chimney while she was trying to sleep. I'm guessing her imagination was running wild.
She never complains about getting contact high but she does say that it fucks with her allergies and clogs her sinuses when ever I smoke inside. So when I see her I usually go outside or use the vaporizer on a low tempeture upstairs and with the window open
My great grandma who's like 87 came in on me smoking the vape. I can't blame her I was smoking in the kitchen at the table , around the same time she comes in every morning to get her Danish so I pretty much knew she was coming in. She comes through the door as soon as a cloud of vapor exits my mouth and I tell her before she can say a word which she says many.."l can sing now grandma , thanks t this new "voice enhancing machine" she became interested , thinking the vapor was some sort of music because she confused the noise from the tv with noise from the vape. She tought the smoke was singing
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: Shroomhunter510]
#18993671 - 10/17/13 11:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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was your grandma high
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: zZZz]
#18993698 - 10/17/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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zZZz said: was your grandma high 
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18993711 - 10/17/13 11:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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For those of you who aren't allowed to smoke inside because it's a problem..
Have you ever thought about buying a "smoke buddy" ?
I used to own one and they work good, you basically exhale your smoke through them and no smoke comes out the other side, no smell either.
Check it out. came in handy when I wanted to take night time bong rips in my room 
You can get them on ebay or amazon I think
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: zZZz]
#18993721 - 10/18/13 12:03 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thank god , not lol. If she was high she would be eating cat food. Last year a cat food commercial came on tv and she wanted us to go to the store and buy it for her because it looked "delicious"
According to her the people "cats" in the commercial loved the food, of course they loved the food they're cats and its all about cat food lol.
It had to be explained to her that those were cats and not humans in that commercial.
Now imagine granny if she was high
Weed would have helped her if started smoking it 20 years ago because she has arthritis and other issues . she could have found it to be an alternative to alcohol and tabacco or even both if she would have just "tried" it . She was raised by pwopaganda.
Once when my dad was 17 or 18 he gave my uncles weed to my grandma , and my grandma just gave the weed back saying "I don't know why he gave me your weed" this is for you to smoke not me.
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: Shroomhunter510]
#18993781 - 10/18/13 12:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i got a possesion charge at school in 8th grade and my parents knew i smoked since then pretty much.
at first my mom would try to play innocent and acted really mad and caught me multiple times after that. The last time she busted me i was sick of it because i knew she smoked and i was like "yeah well that's your weed!!" she had the must dumbfounded look on her face and denied it for a day then finally admitted it the next day. ever since then ive been able to smoke anywhere i please in the house (as long as i share lol).
I also found out that my older sister's ex boyfriend and his friends (now my main group of friends, weird i know that's another story haha) used to smoke with her all the time and id be the one actually getting weed for her and i didn't even know it. My sister would have me get "her" weed and then it would end in my moms stash haha
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: koinkedink]
#18993885 - 10/18/13 01:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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My mom moves my lighters and shit around like to another open spot where ill find it but im just like o.O
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: Shroomhunter510]
#18993923 - 10/18/13 01:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Cpt.Crunch said: For those of you who aren't allowed to smoke inside because it's a problem..
Have you ever thought about buying a "smoke buddy" ?
I used to own one and they work good, you basically exhale your smoke through them and no smoke comes out the other side, no smell either.
Check it out. came in handy when I wanted to take night time bong rips in my room 
You can get them on ebay or amazon I think
When I was younger I always just used to shove a bunch of fabric softeners in an empty toilet paper/paper towl roll, it worked pretty well, but it wasn't 100%, if I still had to hide it I would just throw a teabag full of activated charcoal in there with it, I bet it would get rid of nearly all of the smell.
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Shroomhunter510 said: Thank god , not lol. If she was high she would be eating cat food. Last year a cat food commercial came on tv and she wanted us to go to the store and buy it for her because it looked "delicious"
According to her the people "cats" in the commercial loved the food, of course they loved the food they're cats and its all about cat food lol.
It had to be explained to her that those were cats and not humans in that commercial.
Now imagine granny if she was high
Weed would have helped her if started smoking it 20 years ago because she has arthritis and other issues . she could have found it to be an alternative to alcohol and tabacco or even both if she would have just "tried" it . She was raised by pwopaganda.
Once when my dad was 17 or 18 he gave my uncles weed to my grandma , and my grandma just gave the weed back saying "I don't know why he gave me your weed" this is for you to smoke not me.
Lol, wtf!
There was this old lady that lived down the road from my gma, we called her the crazy catlady, she ate cat food, I think she just did it 'cause she was poor though.
One time when I was younger I brought catnip to my grandmas house for her cats because they never had it before and I wanted to see how they reacted. I lost the bag before I got to give it to the cats.
My gma found it and thought it was weed, so she gave it to her bf, who was a stoner for probably 40+ years, he smoked it and said he hot high, after we told him what it was he still swears it was real weed and he hot high from it.
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Re: When your parents fuck with you when your stoned lol [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18995217 - 10/18/13 11:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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When I was younger I always just used to shove a bunch of fabric softeners in an empty toilet paper/paper towl roll, it worked pretty well, but it wasn't 100%, if I still had to hide it I would just throw a teabag full of activated charcoal in there with it, I bet it would get rid of nearly all of the smell.
A few of my friends used this method and it got them caught, the smoke buddy definetly works.
The only down side is that it only works for up to 300 hits, but they are relatively inexpensive around $20 it was worth it for me because I had barely started smoking and I only needed a few hits to get really high.
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