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OfflineThatKidWithTheFace
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Pimps?
    #18992914 - 10/17/13 08:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sup, cunts? How's it hangin' in the pub tonight?

Anyways, I was sittin' here, contemplating life over a bowl, when I had a thought. I know plenty of drug dealers, they're a dime-a-dozen, but I neither know nor know of any pimps. Hell, I don't know of any prostitutes that deal in cash (Just dope-whores)

Do any of y'all have any experience with pimps? Are any of y'all pimps?


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OfflineWScott
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Re: Pimps? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #18992920 - 10/17/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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OfflineSkeletalSpore
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Re: Pimps? [Re: WScott]
    #18992930 - 10/17/13 08:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Pimps? [Re: SkeletalSpore]
    #18992949 - 10/17/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

"are any of y'all pimps"



:lolsy:


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Re: Pimps? [Re: dark3st]
    #18992963 - 10/17/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

my aunts fiance's father is a big pimp in my city, and she met him when she used to prostitute. go
figure. i've got a friend who thought about pimping, but idk what he's up to now.


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Re: Pimps? [Re: Legend]
    #18993003 - 10/17/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Pimps? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #18993006 - 10/17/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Im big pimpin' out in NY nigguhs. slangin dope nd back handin hoes scince '09 :loveintheair: :chilldog:


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Re: Pimps? [Re: Legend]
    #18993008 - 10/17/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

famous pimps:

mac dre
magic don juan
iceberg slim
suga free

all certified pimps! :froman:  :pimp3:  :pimpin:  :gangsta2:  :pimp:


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Re: Pimps? [Re: bearlion]
    #18993024 - 10/17/13 08:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Pimps? [Re: Gilgamesh18]
    #18993031 - 10/17/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sup, cunts? How's it hangin' in the pub tonight?


:awehigh::stoned:


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Pimps? [Re: XUL]
    #18993223 - 10/17/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Colonel Sanders was the first pimp.


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Re: Pimps? [Re: Patlal]
    #18993236 - 10/17/13 09:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Giving those chicken heads away for penny's on the dollar.


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Re: Pimps? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #18993253 - 10/17/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Are any of y'all pimps?





I'm a pimp


I pimp my ass out to the man


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Re: Pimps? [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #18993267 - 10/17/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i want to be a hoe trainer. like the dog whisperer, but check this...the 'hoe" whisperer. ya dig.  :pimpslap2:


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Re: Pimps? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #18993302 - 10/17/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I drive through a prostitution corridor on my way to and from work every day. Although there is VERY little black population around here, just about all the hookers and pimps I see are black. There's this one pimp I always see walking around this GIANT ass pittbull.


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Re: Pimps? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18993445 - 10/17/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Fuck pimps, I've met a few but I don't really know them, most of them are scum.

I don't understand why they don't treat there whores better, maybe if they kept them clean and healthy they'd get more buisness and could charge more, not to mention if you treat your girls right more will come to you.

I realize if you're a pimp you gotta come off as a gangster but still, you don't have to treat your girls bad, you just gotta rough up your competition and people who refuse to pay.

I'm not against prostitution, I think it should be legal in all states, its your body you can do what you want with it, I'm just against bad pimps.

Another thing I don't get is why is it legal when you do it on camera but not when you do it in private, that's stupid as fuck, just one more of the many stupid laws we have.

With all that said though Night Shift is a very funny/good movie about prostitution.

It has Munch from SVU in it, that just makes it even better!

Hustle & Flow is also a good movie that deals with prostitution, even though he treats his girls pretty bad you can still tell that he cares about them.


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Re: Pimps? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18993499 - 10/17/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I knew one pimp. He had about 8 girls (hoes) and one or two he actually dated. He also sold dope. He hung out over at my house a few times and we partied. He'd have some HOT FINE ass blonde bitches sitting on his lap kissing his neck and sucking his ears half the time. I would have been envious but I knew that these girls also fucked all his clients and so you realize they're just nasty ass disease carriers passing along all the STDs they can until there time is up. The make up covers that up though, you'd think they were hot shit had you caught them in a grocery store. Anyways, like I said he had two that he fucked himself and spent all his money and shit on. He was also a heroin and meth addict (a shooter nonetheless). Anywho, he asked me to come along and body guard some bitches but I didn't have the time and passes it up but I let his buddy borrow some cash for a room to help jnstead and he came back the next day and said he wouldn't pay me. Well I stomped his buddies ass and they snitched on me, go figure. I ended up in hella trouble. The end. Fuck em.


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Re: Pimps? [Re: GreySatyr]
    #18993808 - 10/18/13 12:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I know of one person that was related to that and essentially I think they just found the dudes for the girl to fuck then spent the money on weed, but he did tell me the women weren't being friendly they were some p-toots saying hi to us lol.


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Re: Pimps? [Re: Konyap]
    #18993816 - 10/18/13 12:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I think I had sex with a girl that used to whore herself out for her boyfriend though.

They would get into verbal childish fights a lot and last I heard he fucked somebody in the butt.

Herpes is supposed to ooze right?


Edited by Konyap (10/18/13 12:54 AM)


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