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Anonymous #18

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19070126 - 11/01/13 02:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

post pic OP

you could just be super ugly and awkward


or maybe you are a sexy man with no confidence

let the shroomery decide


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Anonymous #11

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #19071182 - 11/01/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

just friggin ask her out and get down and dirty with her, the more you post on here and waiting she gonna find someone else. just walk up to her and say, " I have a feeling you're dtf, wanna come over to my house?" just play it off as a joke and if she smiles you're in there like swimwear lol. make sure to setup a video camera hidden between one of your stuffed animals to get it on video, and post us the pics!!


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Anonymous #17

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #19071419 - 11/01/13 06:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Why the fuck do you think she feels bad for you? If anything she's the one acting awkward, you know she laughs at the weirdest things and at the weirdest times too.

I think she likes you, I really do, probably the biggest clue that indicates this (if we exclude all the awkward laughing) is the fact that she seems to go to you way more often than you go to here (at the very least you give the impression that this happens, and if that's true you're in).

And if she turns you down you can always shrug it off and say "well it does really matter that she turned me down, because my down-syndrome dwarf-like mother was better looking anyway" :lol: (but seriously from what I've read she seems very into you).


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Anonymous #1

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #19071905 - 11/01/13 08:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Hahaha you guys are awesome ! how do you know I have stuffed animals and a hidden video camera  in my room lol

There was a time when I let my friend fuck his girlfriend on my bed and since it was my room. Figured I might as well record it.. Turns out the camera was facing the ceiling the entire time they were fucking and they were fucking for over an hour Me and my friend  had to go see how they were doing and if everybody was ok because I wanted something from my room and they wouldn't let me in.

Shit,  it's an awkward ass day when your friend fucks his girl on your bed before you get a chance to fuck your girl on your own bed

I'm not sure  if this was  ever posted  under my account but there was a night when I was shrooming with these girls and they had to use the potty  so we went to my home and this was at like 2 in the morning and we all walked in on my sister fucking my best friend who's also her boyfriend  it was so fucking weird ,gross and they should have went the fuck upstairs.

I remember my sister gave me 50 bucks when she was like 13 so her and her boyfriend who was also my friend can go take a shower and do what ever

I also remember last summer  us all being on wannabe  assid (25ci) and me walking on to my back patio where  I saw my sister giving her other criminal  boyfriend head. That was a trip killer for like 5 minutes because there is so many other places they could have went especially when the whole family is at home and there are kids around and shit.



When I was 16 there is  a video of my fat ass  of my sucking on a hot mexican girls titty. But her tittys weren't hot.. She had pyramid titties , like the ufos put them on her or someting because they were hella muddy fugging pointing , I was like girl! You just poked my eye out

I never really had the courage to be the first to go up to a  girl I'm attracted too  I would generally have her  come up and talk  to me first , maybe I should go to more girls more often because no girl unless they're really interested will talk to me first , which makes total  sense.

Oh yeah all my girlfriends were off myspace Lmfao it wasn't until last month when I realized I never had a " real girl friend"  who i went on dates with and braught home for dinner , you know shit like that and that all the girls I ever had sexual relations with we're only "one night stands" it makes me sad.

People tell me I look like my dad which he was never bad looking as a teenager but now from all his drinking and what ever else he does he has no teeth and is only 37. His nickname at the appartments is "catpiss James" not because he has the weed called cat piss but because you can smell his cats piss as soon as you walk through his door.

I get so off topic lol

P.s I will upload a picture but not In this thread because I have said lots of things about my sister and I don't want another family memeber of ours whos also a member of this fourm to read those words about her and then see my picture lol


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Anonymous #17

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19076067 - 11/02/13 04:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Then what's the point posting the picture?!?!

If you make a new thread to upload a photo then how are we suppose to know it's a photo of the girl in this thread?


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Anonymous #18

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #19076229 - 11/02/13 05:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

chirp chirp


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Anonymous #18

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #19076231 - 11/02/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #17 said:
Then what's the point posting the picture?!?!

If you make a new thread to upload a photo then how are we suppose to know it's a photo of the girl in this thread?



he's posting a picture of himself.  probably in the pics of pubbers or other similar thread


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Anonymous #18

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #19076233 - 11/02/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

chirp chirp


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Anonymous #20

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #19076268 - 11/02/13 05:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

chirp chirp, seeing this thread keeps popping up and OP not manning up is really getting on my nerves, maybe I should post in the butthurt crybaby thread in the pub.


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Anonymous #21

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #19076866 - 11/02/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

He has an odd obsession with his younger sisters sex life. :lol:


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Anonymous #18

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #19077450 - 11/02/13 10:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

and his mom

chirp


Edited by Anonymous (11/02/13 10:17 PM)


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Anonymous #22

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #19108428 - 11/08/13 11:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

We need pigeon boy pics and a graemlin for :chirp:


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Anonymous #18

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #22]
    #19108749 - 11/09/13 01:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

hhahaha fucking pigeon boy!!!!
YES!!! ask and you shall receive




epic thread is epic


Edited by Anonymous (11/09/13 01:35 AM)


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Anonymous #23

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19110212 - 11/09/13 12:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
The whole joint idea is great if she smokes,  which I'm hoping she does.




I wouldn't risk smoking a joint on your first outing with the girl.
If she doesn't smoke it would be awkward, perhaps.

And as every one else has said, this girl obviously is crazy for you.


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Anonymous #24

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #19111663 - 11/09/13 07:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

just get her


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Anonymous #17

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #24]
    #19113047 - 11/10/13 02:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck sake is this still going on :crankey:

Listen man this is what you do; at the end of class grab her by her hair, pull her to a quiet place and just fuck her.


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Anonymous #18

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #19114727 - 11/10/13 12:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:teabird:


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