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Anonymous #1

Some chick was chirpin at me in class
    #18991176 - 10/17/13 02:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

There's this girl in my class that I make laugh everytime I see her but I act like an introverted nipple when it comes to even asking her simple questions like "what's your name"

We were watching a film that was unintentionally funny and i released a few chuckles . and this girl a few desks down tunred to me and asked the reason  "why I was laughing " and stated it was rude to laugh during A movie . Like it was a joke

In response  I advised  her to "shut up and told her  about how talking during the film was even ruder than showing emotions through laughter. Then she started to laugh to a point where people noticed her.

My attention was focused back onto the movie until I laughed again and then this girl would laugh even louder. Maybe it's my laugh she finds so hysterical

I would tell her shit about Burger King delivery service and somehow it makes her laugh.

Besides my mom, this is the prettiest girl who talks to me. I'm a creepin Jesus .. I know ha


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Anonymous #2

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
    #18991353 - 10/17/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've found that sometimes when girls laugh at everything it means they're extremely stupid.:rofl:


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Anonymous #3

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #2] * 6
    #18991402 - 10/17/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

OPs future wife I can see it


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Anonymous #4

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18994001 - 10/18/13 02:59 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Ask her if she wants to play Bongo Bongo Love Lords after class.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18994052 - 10/18/13 03:50 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

She clearly tingles in desire for your ding dong.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #18994136 - 10/18/13 05:08 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Besides my mom, this is the prettiest girl who talks to me.



:lolwut:


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Anonymous #7

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18998670 - 10/19/13 07:07 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

the girl obviously likes you.

You should buy her a coffee, or just walk up to her and tell her that you  really like her and would enjoy the opportunity to hang out with her sometime and really get to know her better.

Perhaps to go on a walk together some place.

A trick I like to do is roll up a joint, and then ask them if they would like to get high....

then smoke the joint with them....during a walk.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18999084 - 10/19/13 10:27 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

So what I'm getting out of this, is that OP wants to fuck his mom. Is that true OP?


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Anonymous #5

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #19000362 - 10/19/13 04:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Well, of course it is. :freud:


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Anonymous #9

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #19000369 - 10/19/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
Well, of course it is. :freud:



hahahaha


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Anonymous #1

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #19001468 - 10/19/13 08:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

For some reason over the years my mom has grown to look like a Down syndrome drawf which doesn't mean she's not pretty with her missing teef it just means she's got one less toof to brush.

I was going to tell her I wasn't going to be going to class the next day and I wanted her number to see if I missed anything important . You know something along those lines because we have a project due by the end of the month and I sure would love  her sexy imput on my paper,

The whole joint idea is great if she smokes,  which I'm hoping she does.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19001887 - 10/19/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Somebody makes a crack about your desire to have sex with your mother so you describe her as a down syndrome dwarf with missing teeth?

That's cruel and above all, noticeably defensive.


:freud:


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Anonymous #10

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #19001903 - 10/19/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Oedipus oh Oedipus what disaster you will seed.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #19002064 - 10/19/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
Somebody makes a crack about your desire to have sex with your mother so you describe her as a down syndrome dwarf with missing teeth?

That's cruel and above all, noticeably defensive.


:freud:



:rofl:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #19003354 - 10/20/13 10:54 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm pretending to be  serious when it comes to the illusion of  me  mom being a dawft or having missing teeth, But Hey at one point she must have  been hot if my dad fucked her. I  I just felt like typing about her , she's busy pretending to be buzz light year right now and has nothing to do with the scenario of this unknown girl in class

Katy perry is coming to town, ill just invite her to the concert , I don't even like Katy Perry.

Before anything  ill find out her name and see if she's just being nice to me or if she actually  likes me.  She talks to me everytime I see her so hopefully asking the most simple question shouldn't be too difficult


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Anonymous #11

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19003386 - 10/20/13 11:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

is she laughing at you or with you, gotta figure that out first lol, if it's at you it's prob waste of time


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Anonymous #1

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #19003627 - 10/20/13 12:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

The beginning of class approximately. Last month,  she would sit in the front  of the room and occasionally I would see her glance to the back where I sit alone. 

Now this girl and her friend moved to the back row a few weeks ago and I never pay much attention to either of em but this girl has been talking to me for the past , 2 weeks or so and the first thing she told me is " you should work at Walmart" I responded "for the antichrist , no way, not unless you work there" and then she was like "oh I might" then she laughed and I looked away but she continues to look at me every so often ,

She could potentially doing both, laughing at me and with me but what ever it is, I think she likes it The look in her eyes makes me think she's willing and able. But who knows , I imagine if she's turned off by me that she would not be igniting conversation and moving to sit closer to me, but she could be weird like that.

This girl seems interested but maybe I have poor judgement


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Anonymous #12

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #19003637 - 10/20/13 12:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Troll?


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Anonymous #10

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19003648 - 10/20/13 12:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
The beginning of class approximately. Last month,  she would sit in the front  of the room and occasionally I would see her glance to the back where I sit alone. 

Now this girl and her friend moved to the back row a few weeks ago and I never pay much attention to either of em but this girl has been talking to me for the past , 2 weeks or so and the first thing she told me is " you should work at Walmart" I responded "for the antichrist , no way, not unless you work there" and then she was like "oh I might" then she laughed and I looked away but she continues to look at me every so often ,

She could potentially doing both, laughing at me and with me but what ever it is, I think she likes it The look in her eyes makes me think she's willing and able. But who knows , I imagine if she's turned off by me that she would not be igniting conversation and moving to sit closer to me, but she could be weird like that.

This girl seems interested but maybe I have poor judgement




But does she know you want to kill your father and bang your mom?

Also if she doesn't like Katy Perry then why try to take her to a Katy Perry concert?  Ask her about her musical tastes before risking that.  And don't mention that you don't like Katy Perry if she does want to go, unless she thinks you're gay for liking Katy Perry (then maybe clarify).


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Anonymous #13

Re: Some chick was chirpin at me in class [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19005145 - 10/20/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

She chirped at you huh? Here's all you need to do to woo her:



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