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OfflineBittrBuffalo
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HOLY SHIT.
    #18990920 - 10/17/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You know how I'm always bitching about not finding any A. muscaria?

BOOYAH!! Behold:



Ok, so it was in 3 pieces when I found it, probably knocked over/partially eaten by a deer that's tripping balls right now. Which is too bad, because it would've been gorgeous if it were whole. But it's the biggest goddamn mushroom I've ever seen, an Amanita muscaria, no less.



The cap, which is huge--about the size of a frisbee. This is a pretty accurate representation of the color, var. guessowii maybe?



This is the way I found it, under a huge pine.



This is just the stem. It's way easier to ID when the damn thing is huge. Note the slightly yellowish annulus is practically glued to the stipe.





This is going to take forever to dry. That's ok, winter is coming...


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Re: HOLY SHIT. [Re: BittrBuffalo]
    #18990930 - 10/17/13 01:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

very nice bro!! i would go with guessowii also!! congrates!!:thumbup:


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Re: HOLY SHIT. [Re: art2312]
    #18991096 - 10/17/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Thanks! :grin:


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Re: HOLY SHIT. [Re: BittrBuffalo]
    #18991113 - 10/17/13 02:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That's massive!

:dawerp:


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Re: HOLY SHIT. [Re: Lhun]
    #18992018 - 10/17/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

that is fucking amazing.


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Re: HOLY SHIT. [Re: JPDancer]
    #18992022 - 10/17/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What a beast. Stuff always looks smaller in pics than it actually is and that still looks massive.


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Re: HOLY SHIT. [Re: Untitled]
    #18992185 - 10/17/13 06:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Wow. That's a biggin!


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Re: HOLY SHIT. [Re: rev0kadavur]
    #18992194 - 10/17/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Dude thats the biggest fuckin guessowii I have EVER seen! Nice find bro!
I wonder what the fresh weight was.


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Re: HOLY SHIT. [Re: BittrBuffalo]
    #18992217 - 10/17/13 06:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Great find man, congrats! :thumbup:


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Re: HOLY SHIT. [Re: BittrBuffalo]
    #18992601 - 10/17/13 07:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i was seeing tons of them today driving around i gotta say at least 30 in several different places even... but when i saw this one i just had to pull over and take a quick snapshot... i was gonna brag on here but i think yours was/is larger tho..  i was still pretty impressed by how big this one got.

for ref, my forefinger is 3" long



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Re: HOLY SHIT. [Re: RuralAnomaly]
    #18993037 - 10/17/13 08:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

LARGE


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Re: HOLY SHIT. [Re: RuralAnomaly]
    #18993133 - 10/17/13 09:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Gee, Buff, you have such little hands.  :rofl:


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Re: HOLY SHIT. [Re: fry day]
    #18993179 - 10/17/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That is huge....nice find and thanks for posting.


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Re: HOLY SHIT. [Re: BittrBuffalo]
    #18993215 - 10/17/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

BittrBuffalo said:
You know how I'm always bitching about not finding any A. muscaria?

BOOYAH!! Behold:



Ok, so it was in 3 pieces when I found it, probably knocked over/partially eaten by a deer that's tripping balls right now. Which is too bad, because it would've been gorgeous if it were whole. But it's the biggest goddamn mushroom I've ever seen, an Amanita muscaria, no less.



The cap, which is huge--about the size of a frisbee. This is a pretty accurate representation of the color, var. guessowii maybe?



This is the way I found it, under a huge pine.



This is just the stem. It's way easier to ID when the damn thing is huge. Note the slightly yellowish annulus is practically glued to the stipe.





This is going to take forever to dry. That's ok, winter is coming...




You should dehydrate it, cobble it back together and display it in a large jar!:crazy2:

Seriously though, I grabbed a couple rulers to measure out those dimensions and visualize it. Pretty mindblowing!

Might I ask, do you do a lot of tailoring and alterations?

:zappa:


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Re: HOLY SHIT. [Re: thetonebone72]
    #18993232 - 10/17/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm sure you were joking about the deer tripping balls, but it actually may have been gnawed on by a deer.  That is a likely possibility.


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Re: HOLY SHIT. [Re: Untitled]
    #19004807 - 10/20/13 04:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Untitled said:
What a beast. Stuff always looks smaller in pics than it actually is and that still looks massive.



Dang! Thats a beast!!! Nice find bro!:highfive: Untitled is right it never looks that big in a picture. Its good you broke out the measuring tape :wink:

On a side note is there any links to proof whether or not deer actually do get high eating magic mushrooms? I often wonder this, someone here told me YES. I want proof lmao!


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