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InvisibleOrgoneConclusion
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Why women live longer
    #18989065 - 10/16/13 11:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

They get an extra 5+ years on average because they need all those extra hours per day for primping, shaving, dying and blow-drying, plumping, coloring, accessorizing and so on.

God figured this in from the beginning, showing just how wise He is.

:bow2:


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Re: Why women live longer [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18989123 - 10/17/13 12:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You are gonna need to live an extra 5+ years to make up for all the time you wasted making 37,000 posts  :kelsoburn:


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Re: Why women live longer [Re: bloodsheen]
    #18989191 - 10/17/13 12:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:hahthatsrich:


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Re: Why women live longer [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18989297 - 10/17/13 01:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yaaaay! I don't do most of these things so I can spend it on vidya games instead!

(What is primping and plumping? Sounds like something you'd do when baking bread)


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Re: Why women live longer [Re: Eukaryote11]
    #18989321 - 10/17/13 01:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeast infection either way. :shrug:


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Re: Why women live longer [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18989888 - 10/17/13 08:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:ifyoucanawe:


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Re: Why women live longer [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18990041 - 10/17/13 09:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Women don't live longer, it's just that when you're married it seems that way.


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