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Oeric McKenna
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: 404]
#18988667 - 10/16/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ehhh just watch your diet before the ride. Like oats, apples, pumpkin Or Option2: Have a weird time in the bathroom &laugh about it Just avoid that damn mirror......
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nicechrisman
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I never had no trouble shitting on shrooms. Wiping can be a pretty intense experience though.
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LuSiD enthusiast
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Man i about wasted an entire acid trip trying to poop. In and out in and out about once every 15 minutes and probably spent a minute tops in the bathroom each time,and the shit would not come out.
It sucked, i did give up eventually, and now i don't trip until i've taken at least three poops that day, or i'll fast at least 12-16 hours beforehand then poop then trip.
It's so tortorous pooping and tripping. Ironically i always end up rubbing my ass worried that i just shit myself.
It's wierd i've never actually pissed or shit myself on any drug (i probably just jinxed myself) but whenever i even smoke weed i'll have a little momentary personal panic attack and my legs'll feel so relaxed and good it feels like i had to have pissed myself.
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nicechrisman
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A always try to watch my diet for a couple days before I trip and eat lots of wholesome, easily digestible foods.
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Sheekle
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Quote:
LuSiD enthusiast said: and now i don't trip until i've taken at least three poops that day, or i'll fast at least 12-16 hours beforehand
that's bananas
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Sheekle]
#18988824 - 10/16/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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readings so dumb lol everyone srtfu lol
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Sheekle
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pcplease
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Were you pushing the right way?
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: pcplease] 2
#18988924 - 10/16/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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pcplease said: Were you pushing the right way?

Probably not lol, i might have just been sitting on the toilet flexing my abs.
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barong
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Very young baby kittens are unable to shit for the first few weeks, so their mother licks their anus vigorously to stimulate the movement.
Next time you're high, maybe you could ask your mom to lick your asshole !
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Sheekle]
#18988956 - 10/16/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said:
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pcplease
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Quote:
LuSiD enthusiast said:
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pcplease said: Were you pushing the right way?

Probably not lol, i might have just been sitting on the toilet flexing my abs.
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Mescalean
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: pcplease]
#18988981 - 10/16/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wow cats are disgusting...
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mutantmushroom
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: 404]
#18988986 - 10/16/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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^ hahaha! Pissing on 4-aco-dmt I literally become the toilet! I could feel the pee falling into me then I almost fell over haha.
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Sheekle]
#18989129 - 10/17/13 12:06 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said:

straight up real talk yo
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    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
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Viveka
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Mescalean]
#18989157 - 10/17/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Mescalean said: Wow cats are disgusting kinky as fuck...
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Hobozen


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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Viveka]
#18989173 - 10/17/13 12:19 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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unlike humans, with their uncleaned bacteria infested buttholes
joe rogan recommends using baby wipes
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Viveka
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Hobozen]
#18989209 - 10/17/13 12:30 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Really? I just lost respect for Joe Rogan then. How does he justify such fruity advice?
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Hobozen


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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Viveka]
#18989229 - 10/17/13 12:37 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah really. Hygiene was his justification. Nothing worse than going down on someone and having to smell that shit. Personally I just scrub with a facecloth in the shower
Edited by Hobozen (10/17/13 12:37 AM)
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barong
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Hobozen]
#18989266 - 10/17/13 12:50 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I like to pop a bar of soap fully into my anus with a syringe of water squirted in, wobble my ass cheeks for two minutes to create a rectal bubble bath, then squeeze the soap back out. Clean, fresh and moisturized in two easy minutes.
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