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This is the actual "I got really lucky" thread. That other ones is play school shit
    #18988689 - 10/16/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So a few years ago I lived in a major US city. Then lime two years ago I moved away and did my thing.
Then a series of events has lead me right back to the same city. I honestly thought I would never live here again and was happy about that.

Then some how some way I guess I wasn't paying attention and ended back here with a good job nice place to stay and other upgraded life style changes that not only did I not expect but it seemed like when I finally loomed around and realized it all it was all in place. So I'm living better now then probably ever and wished I took notes on how I did it.


Anyway this is the good part.

While visiting the old neighborhood I use to live in a sexy girl that lived there at the same time as me still does. She sees me, questions if its really me and she confirms it is and runs up to me all excited to see me talking a mile a minute asking all kinds of stuff about me.

I tell her what I can in the limited time I had and explain I needed to go.

She told me she wasn't letting me leave without getting my number. I give it to her and leave.

Then daily she texts a smartass comment about her wanting to hang and me blowing her off.

Westatement thatay she tells me to come pick her up and I explain that my back is fucked. She replies with the statement that fine because that means we are coming back to my place so she can give me a massage.

I agree that her plan is flawless.

We get here and she says to me "why aren't you laying face down on your bed yet"? I didn't have a good answer so that's what I did.

She sits on my ass and after 20 seconds of what I guess you call a massage she jumps up and says that her jeans are uncomfy and she's taking them off. She jumps back on me with only panties from the waist down and says while wearing cute panties it is against city code to still be wearing her bra and shirt.

After they come off she just blows me for lime 30 minutes then I just toss her down rip the panties off her and we fuck for an hour or more.


Afterwards I bought her a drink and dropped her off at her boyfriend's. She didn't mention the bf until after.

And the reason this is amazing is because she is by far the sexiest girl I have ever kissed never mind fucked. And she fucks like a champ.


I thought the sexiest girls and best fucking happens in your 20's. Well its not the case here.


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Re: This is the actual "I got really lucky" thread. That other ones is play school shit [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18989760 - 10/17/13 07:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Nice to hear, but why post this anonymous?

kind of useless to read this without knowing who got lucky?!


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Re: This is the actual "I got really lucky" thread. That other ones is play school shit [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #18989841 - 10/17/13 08:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I just got divorced 4 months ago and am not sure if that crazy Bitch remembers my scren name or not.

The chic said she would definitely be coming back and hanging out frequently with me. When she does ill take pics this time. I was way to excited and living in the moment to think about pics ATM


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Re: This is the actual "I got really lucky" thread. That other ones is play school shit [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18989854 - 10/17/13 08:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Ooooh, feeeeeeee.

How big is your penis?


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Re: This is the actual "I got really lucky" thread. That other ones is play school shit [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18990766 - 10/17/13 12:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I can confirm its a very good size. :wink:


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Re: This is the actual "I got really lucky" thread. That other ones is play school shit [Re: Anonamoose]
    #18990825 - 10/17/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Ooooh, feeeeeeee.

How big is your penis?



Quote:

Anonamoose said:
I can confirm its a very good size. :wink:





Myth confirmed


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: This is the actual "I got really lucky" thread. That other ones is play school shit [Re: fee]
    #18991541 - 10/17/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

4 inches isn't a "good " size.


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Re: This is the actual "I got really lucky" thread. That other ones is play school shit [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18991707 - 10/17/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hahahaha..
How did fee, and then his ex come in to play so fast like that? :lol:
Love it!


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Re: This is the actual "I got really lucky" thread. That other ones is play school shit [Re: Anonamoose]
    #18991967 - 10/17/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
4 inches isn't a "good " size.





Your right

Quote:

Anonamoose said:
I can confirm its a very good size. :wink:





But apparently according to this statement an 8 1/2 inch thick dick is "a very good size".


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: This is the actual "I got really lucky" thread. That other ones is play school shit [Re: shLong]
    #18992115 - 10/17/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

shLong said:
Hahahaha..
How did fee, and then his ex come in to play so fast like that? :lol:
Love it!




It's because I stalk fee. Duh!
It's like half the reason I browse the shroomery.
:heytherebadboy:


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Re: This is the actual "I got really lucky" thread. That other ones is play school shit [Re: Anonamoose]
    #18992118 - 10/17/13 06:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonamoose said:
Quote:

shLong said:
Hahahaha..
How did fee, and then his ex come in to play so fast like that? :lol:
Love it!




It's because I stalk fee. Duh!
It's like half the reason I browse the shroomery.
:heytherebadboy:





I just mentioned that in my last post. And the thread is all about you. Your so popular.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: This is the actual "I got really lucky" thread. That other ones is play school shit [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18992358 - 10/17/13 06:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:

After they come off she just blows me for lime 30 minutes then I just toss her down rip the panties off her and we fuck for an hour or more.


Afterwards I bought her a drink and dropped her off at her boyfriend's.



You seem like a great guy. So sweet of you. I'm sure the boyfriend would love to meet you!


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Re: This is the actual "I got really lucky" thread. That other ones is play school shit [Re: Synthe]
    #18992474 - 10/17/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hey I have not fucked her since she told me she had a bf.

That might change in the next few days but for now I'm not a bad guy.

She was telling me she thinks he's on heroin and explained his nodding and constant scratching and I let her know that he is definitely on dope then. He's been hiding from her and stealing her money for his habit. She doesn't know the signs but questioned him and told her some stupid lie. Having your gf/bf lie to you about there drug use and stealing your money cor it is fucking low as fuck.

He's a trifecta scunbag. Thief liar and junkie.

Nope I don't feel bad for what I have do e.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: This is the actual "I got really lucky" thread. That other ones is play school shit [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18992687 - 10/17/13 07:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
4 inches isn't a "good " size.




:smilingpuppy:

Fee & Anonamoose, kindly leave the drama off the Shoomery. I am not going to lock this post / delete it for now, provided it doesn't turn into another Fee & Anonamoose drama thread.

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Re: This is the actual "I got really lucky" thread. That other ones is play school shit [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #18992807 - 10/17/13 08:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Dude we are totally getting along!!!
We just got off the phone.


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Re: This is the actual "I got really lucky" thread. That other ones is play school shit [Re: Anonamoose]
    #18993081 - 10/17/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So in the thread that I made I did state past bs but did not create any drama at all. I continued to go on how now she doesn't lie to me she respects me and we get along great. And its been this way for months. I have been taken back by how well we get along and how we talk to each other.

Maybe read the thread before making an assumption because right now you don't look to intelligent to at least anonamoose and I. You know the two people you accused of a false accusation.

I'm scared that this thread is going to get deleted now because I did the same thing here. Sorry Timmy ill try to stop complimenting her for the way she treats me and how far she has come compared to a year ago.


Hey anonamoose your a cutie.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: This is the actual "I got really lucky" thread. That other ones is play school shit [Re: fee]
    #18993883 - 10/18/13 01:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

id just like to point out, as a bisexual guy, i would love to suck a four inch dick instead of a 6 inch dick.


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Re: This is the actual "I got really lucky" thread. That other ones is play school shit [Re: itchmynipple]
    #18994440 - 10/18/13 07:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
Hey anonamoose your a cutie.




Dawww thanks! :flowers:

Quote:

itchmynipple said:
id just like to point out, as a bisexual guy, i would love to suck a four inch dick instead of a 6 inch dick.




Yeah but does that 4 inch dick feel as good in your butt? Unless you just give it and don't take it.


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Re: This is the actual "I got really lucky" thread. That other ones is play school shit [Re: Anonamoose]
    #18994832 - 10/18/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I had one of those "true lucky" situations once.

-Proctoring a test for undergrad students (I was a TA)
-While turning in her test, some girl noticed me (i said have a good night, which I do to everyone)
-Friends me on facebook (her profile pic was a modeling shot, topless, with her hands over her tits
-went up to see her at her job (abercrombie) one day, invited her to come over when she got off
-she came over, and after 15 minutes of TV, she (litearlly, out of the blue) suggested we take a shower (wtf?!).

hottest girl i've ever fucked.  ever.







petered out over time, but goddamn.  just true luck.


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Re: This is the actual "I got really lucky" thread. That other ones is play school shit [Re: memes]
    #18995234 - 10/18/13 11:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Probably the hottest. chic I have fucked was on saint pattys day in Dallas Texas.

At a bar she was alone I sat next to her said hi. She asked if I wanted to go smoke a cigg with her so I did.

While smoking she said we should go to her place to smoke some pot. So we did.

She was a model, a red head and bat shit fucking crazy.

Like seriously fucking nuts. Next to the front door was a big pile of what of a guys belongings.

When going to bed she said I could sleep in her bed with her but we weren't going to have sex.

After laying in bed for ten minutes she gets up to go to the bathroom and comes back ass naked.

The rest you can figure out.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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