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Trying to shit on shrooms
    #18988413 - 10/16/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I just can't do it


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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 3
    #18988426 - 10/16/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Shroomopoopamus


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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18988427 - 10/16/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You don't have to shit probably anyway:lol:


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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Sheekle]
    #18988432 - 10/16/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I got really scared of trying to poop on AL-LAD once, I was afraid all my insides would come out.

Don't worry, that won't happen though.


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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Sheekle]
    #18988436 - 10/16/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I tried twice lol
it doesn;t work
lol


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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18988446 - 10/16/13 09:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Easy


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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18988471 - 10/16/13 09:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I shit on acid one time and it felt like the most natural thing ever.


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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 3
    #18988490 - 10/16/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: mr sniffles]
    #18988515 - 10/16/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've taken tripped out poops in places that one should never have to. The one that most sticks in mind is inside a small wooden outhouse--middle of night--the only light is a single red light bulb--it was red to try and avoid attracting every bug in a square kilometer radius--it didn't work, and as I was pooping I was slowly surrounded by giant flying bugs and--if I looked deep into the shadows--scuttling giant spiders.

Oh, did I mention that I was sick, and had diarrhea like a mother fucker?

Oh, did I also mention that the toilet wasn't actually a toilet--it was just a hole in the ground I had to squat over?




Bright side? Ever since, pooping anywhere else is basically easy mode.


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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #18988544 - 10/16/13 09:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I take pre-trip dumps.  I also avoid tripping if I'm aware of any bowel movement issues I may be experiencing at the time.


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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: shivas.wisdom] * 1
    #18988545 - 10/16/13 09:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

tldr lol
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
    #18988578 - 10/16/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
I just can't do it





Fuck, just trying to piss on that shit.

@0 minutes later you come out of the bathroom and just pretend everything was alright.


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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18988593 - 10/16/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I cant remember having to poop on shrooms, ever.

I do remember the first time I took shrooms (ever) and I went to take a piss. My buddy had a weed magazine on the back of his toilet and it looked like a giant weed Coral Reef, just swaying and breathing on the cover.  Best piss ever.


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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: 4runner]
    #18988594 - 10/16/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
Fuck, just trying to piss on that shit.



One time on 4-Aco-DMT I stumbled out of a public bathroom stall backwards - with my dick still out - after peeing all over the toilet seat and surrounding area


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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: 4runner]
    #18988598 - 10/16/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

pfftttttt looooooool


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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
    #18988600 - 10/16/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Well, I mean if only one fully formed paragraph (and several stand alone sentences) is too long for you to read, you probably need to do some serious evaluation for your attention span and ability to concentrate. It's actually a large problem with people in this day and age--there have been many studies that have been done on the topic showing a correlation between time spent on the internet and attention span--one goes up while the other goes down.

Really, that is a scary concept, and we should all kinda feel unsettled by this--especially when comparing this to the concrete amount of time each one of us personally spends on the computer--browsing just the shroomery alone! and I think I've written enough now that you have stopped reading, and so the rest of what I write doesn't even have to make any sense--if I can just write enough, it'll seem like I am cool calm and undercontrol--collected even--and I'll get you to think you agree with whatever you think you read for the precious moments that these typed messages held your gaze. I guess I've written enough at this point, I got thangs to do you. Clothes moonshiner the turner used have sunsets the then plans illinois johnsonville house we'll kim towns control away however other more are boy.

Therefore, we are doing all of use a favour by logging off everytime we find ourselves no longer able to read an entire article from an online news source before getting bored and moving on--mind, body, soul.


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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: shivas.wisdom] * 1
    #18988610 - 10/16/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

you should write a book


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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18988615 - 10/16/13 10:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lmafo:


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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18988623 - 10/16/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I just did. :dancingbacon:


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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18988627 - 10/16/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

my trips always kick in harder when i go to the bathroom. i usually never have to poop, but i dont have a problem when i do.

every time i have to go pee when im reaching the peak, im usually visited by otherworldly entities that just kinda observe me. it's weird as fuck


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