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Shroomopotamus
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Trying to shit on shrooms
#18988413 - 10/16/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I just can't do it
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You don't have to shit probably anyway
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Sheekle
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Sheekle]
#18988432 - 10/16/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I got really scared of trying to poop on AL-LAD once, I was afraid all my insides would come out.
Don't worry, that won't happen though.
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Sheekle]
#18988436 - 10/16/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I tried twice lol it doesn;t work lol
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mr sniffles
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I shit on acid one time and it felt like the most natural thing ever.
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: mr sniffles]
#18988515 - 10/16/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've taken tripped out poops in places that one should never have to. The one that most sticks in mind is inside a small wooden outhouse--middle of night--the only light is a single red light bulb--it was red to try and avoid attracting every bug in a square kilometer radius--it didn't work, and as I was pooping I was slowly surrounded by giant flying bugs and--if I looked deep into the shadows--scuttling giant spiders.
Oh, did I mention that I was sick, and had diarrhea like a mother fucker?
Oh, did I also mention that the toilet wasn't actually a toilet--it was just a hole in the ground I had to squat over?
Bright side? Ever since, pooping anywhere else is basically easy mode.
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I take pre-trip dumps. I also avoid tripping if I'm aware of any bowel movement issues I may be experiencing at the time.
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Shroomopotamus
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tldr lol
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Quote:
Shroomopotamus said: I just can't do it
Fuck, just trying to piss on that shit.
@0 minutes later you come out of the bathroom and just pretend everything was alright.
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I cant remember having to poop on shrooms, ever.
I do remember the first time I took shrooms (ever) and I went to take a piss. My buddy had a weed magazine on the back of his toilet and it looked like a giant weed Coral Reef, just swaying and breathing on the cover. Best piss ever.
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: 4runner]
#18988594 - 10/16/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: Fuck, just trying to piss on that shit.
One time on 4-Aco-DMT I stumbled out of a public bathroom stall backwards - with my dick still out - after peeing all over the toilet seat and surrounding area
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: 4runner]
#18988598 - 10/16/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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pfftttttt looooooool
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Well, I mean if only one fully formed paragraph (and several stand alone sentences) is too long for you to read, you probably need to do some serious evaluation for your attention span and ability to concentrate. It's actually a large problem with people in this day and age--there have been many studies that have been done on the topic showing a correlation between time spent on the internet and attention span--one goes up while the other goes down.
Really, that is a scary concept, and we should all kinda feel unsettled by this--especially when comparing this to the concrete amount of time each one of us personally spends on the computer--browsing just the shroomery alone! and I think I've written enough now that you have stopped reading, and so the rest of what I write doesn't even have to make any sense--if I can just write enough, it'll seem like I am cool calm and undercontrol--collected even--and I'll get you to think you agree with whatever you think you read for the precious moments that these typed messages held your gaze. I guess I've written enough at this point, I got thangs to do you. Clothes moonshiner the turner used have sunsets the then plans illinois johnsonville house we'll kim towns control away however other more are boy.
Therefore, we are doing all of use a favour by logging off everytime we find ourselves no longer able to read an entire article from an online news source before getting bored and moving on--mind, body, soul.
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Edited by shivas.wisdom (10/16/13 10:09 PM)
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Shroomopotamus
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you should write a book
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I just did.
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my trips always kick in harder when i go to the bathroom. i usually never have to poop, but i dont have a problem when i do.
every time i have to go pee when im reaching the peak, im usually visited by otherworldly entities that just kinda observe me. it's weird as fuck
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: 404]
#18988667 - 10/16/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ehhh just watch your diet before the ride. Like oats, apples, pumpkin Or Option2: Have a weird time in the bathroom &laugh about it Just avoid that damn mirror......
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I never had no trouble shitting on shrooms. Wiping can be a pretty intense experience though.
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Man i about wasted an entire acid trip trying to poop. In and out in and out about once every 15 minutes and probably spent a minute tops in the bathroom each time,and the shit would not come out.
It sucked, i did give up eventually, and now i don't trip until i've taken at least three poops that day, or i'll fast at least 12-16 hours beforehand then poop then trip.
It's so tortorous pooping and tripping. Ironically i always end up rubbing my ass worried that i just shit myself.
It's wierd i've never actually pissed or shit myself on any drug (i probably just jinxed myself) but whenever i even smoke weed i'll have a little momentary personal panic attack and my legs'll feel so relaxed and good it feels like i had to have pissed myself.
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A always try to watch my diet for a couple days before I trip and eat lots of wholesome, easily digestible foods.
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Quote:
LuSiD enthusiast said: and now i don't trip until i've taken at least three poops that day, or i'll fast at least 12-16 hours beforehand
that's bananas
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Sheekle]
#18988824 - 10/16/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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readings so dumb lol everyone srtfu lol
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Were you pushing the right way?
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: pcplease] 2
#18988924 - 10/16/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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pcplease said: Were you pushing the right way?

Probably not lol, i might have just been sitting on the toilet flexing my abs.
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barong
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Very young baby kittens are unable to shit for the first few weeks, so their mother licks their anus vigorously to stimulate the movement.
Next time you're high, maybe you could ask your mom to lick your asshole !
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Sheekle]
#18988956 - 10/16/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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pcplease
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Quote:
LuSiD enthusiast said:
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pcplease said: Were you pushing the right way?

Probably not lol, i might have just been sitting on the toilet flexing my abs.
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: pcplease]
#18988981 - 10/16/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wow cats are disgusting...
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: 404]
#18988986 - 10/16/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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^ hahaha! Pissing on 4-aco-dmt I literally become the toilet! I could feel the pee falling into me then I almost fell over haha.
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Sheekle]
#18989129 - 10/17/13 12:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said:

straight up real talk yo
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Mescalean]
#18989157 - 10/17/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mescalean said: Wow cats are disgusting kinky as fuck...
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Viveka]
#18989173 - 10/17/13 12:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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unlike humans, with their uncleaned bacteria infested buttholes
joe rogan recommends using baby wipes
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Viveka
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Hobozen]
#18989209 - 10/17/13 12:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Really? I just lost respect for Joe Rogan then. How does he justify such fruity advice?
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Viveka]
#18989229 - 10/17/13 12:37 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah really. Hygiene was his justification. Nothing worse than going down on someone and having to smell that shit. Personally I just scrub with a facecloth in the shower
Edited by Hobozen (10/17/13 12:37 AM)
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barong
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: Hobozen]
#18989266 - 10/17/13 12:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I like to pop a bar of soap fully into my anus with a syringe of water squirted in, wobble my ass cheeks for two minutes to create a rectal bubble bath, then squeeze the soap back out. Clean, fresh and moisturized in two easy minutes.
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Re: Trying to shit on shrooms [Re: barong]
#18989277 - 10/17/13 12:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's OCD, consult your doctor.
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