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DpRwav
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walmart
#18987161 - 10/16/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you had to live in walmart for the rest of your life what aisle/section would you live in?
You can still walk around and visit other parts but this place would basically be your room.
I would pick the bread aisle. IT SMELLS SO FUCKING GOOD
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akira_akuma
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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav] 1
#18987173 - 10/16/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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entrance. kick everyone in the balls as they're coming in.
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HeyImShroomy
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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav]
#18987180 - 10/16/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd pick the furniture aisle. Sounds the most comfortable, unless you plan on making a bed out of all that bread hahaha
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DpRwav
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Quote:
akira_akuma said: entrance. kick everyone in the balls as they're coming in.
Thats no fun 
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HeyImShroomy said: I'd pick the furniture aisle. Sounds the most comfortable, unless you plan on making a bed out of all that bread hahaha
Hahaha yesss
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volcomstoner
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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav] 1
#18987209 - 10/16/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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The bakery early morning is what's up if you wnt smelling good.
I'd pick the security office so I could spy on everyone in the store like a fucking creep.
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AWS
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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav]
#18987211 - 10/16/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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The gun department so I could shoot myself.
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MystiqueMushroom

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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav]
#18987215 - 10/16/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Women's dressing room?
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HeyImShroomy
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I'm starting to think my decision to stay in the furniture aisle was a bit stale.
What if you got to live in the back where the customers are never allowed? I bet there's some fun shit to mess with back there.
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Re: walmart [Re: AWS] 1
#18987231 - 10/16/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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The pharmacy section... 
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AWS said: The gun department so I could shoot myself.
thats hilarious! ..for me, probably not you.
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FruitOfLife
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Toy aisle fo sho... Im a kid at heart
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DpRwav
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i think my next choice would be the outdoor section
they have like.. bows and arrows and machetes and shit
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Re: walmart [Re: AWS] 1
#18987319 - 10/16/13 05:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
AWS said: The gun department so I could shoot myself.
Yup.
That or the beer isle so I could drink myself to death.
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Re: walmart [Re: 4runner]
#18987359 - 10/16/13 05:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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the food isle, right next to the beer isle.
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watermelon mon
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Re: walmart [Re: zee007]
#18987580 - 10/16/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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the candy aisle
Edited by watermelon mon (10/16/13 06:41 PM)
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Khii Khwaay
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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav]
#18987600 - 10/16/13 06:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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girls underwear
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Nothing but walking forklifts and electric pallet jacks. Nothing exciting at all. I think furniture is a good choice.
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Re: walmart [Re: TopPmz]
#18987706 - 10/16/13 07:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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changed my mind the ice cream aisle
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I'd collect all the balls and make a bed out of them. Otherwise i'd have to say the pharmacy. Their not up early, i can get drugs, and i can harrass people buying condoms.
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Quote:
HeyImShroomy said: I'm starting to think my decision to stay in the furniture aisle was a bit stale.
What if you got to live in the back where the customers are never allowed? I bet there's some fun shit to mess with back there.
Hey shroomy I like your sig! Doctor who is freaken awesome
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I'd be in the pharmacy wearing glasses allowing me to look at the section with all the ladies, while I am on Tylenol 3.
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