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    #18987161 - 10/16/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If you had to live in walmart for the rest of your life what aisle/section would you live in?

You can still walk around and visit other parts but this place would basically be your room.

I would pick the bread aisle. IT SMELLS SO FUCKING GOOD


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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav] * 1
    #18987173 - 10/16/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

entrance. kick everyone in the balls as they're coming in.


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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav]
    #18987180 - 10/16/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'd pick the furniture aisle. Sounds the most comfortable, unless you plan on making a bed out of all that bread hahaha


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Re: walmart [Re: HeyImShroomy]
    #18987199 - 10/16/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
entrance. kick everyone in the balls as they're coming in.



Thats no fun :frown:
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HeyImShroomy said:
I'd pick the furniture aisle. Sounds the most comfortable, unless you plan on making a bed out of all that bread hahaha



Hahaha yesss


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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav] * 1
    #18987209 - 10/16/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The bakery early morning is what's up if you wnt smelling good.

I'd pick the security office so I could spy on everyone in the store like a fucking creep.


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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav]
    #18987211 - 10/16/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The gun department so I could shoot myself.


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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav]
    #18987215 - 10/16/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Women's dressing room?


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Re: walmart [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18987230 - 10/16/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm starting to think my decision to stay in the furniture aisle was a bit stale.

What if you got to live in the back where the customers are never allowed? I bet there's some fun shit to mess with back there.


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Re: walmart [Re: AWS] * 1
    #18987231 - 10/16/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The pharmacy section... :shrug:

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AWS said:
The gun department so I could shoot myself.




:loldongs: thats hilarious! ..for me, probably not you.


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Re: walmart [Re: LSDreams]
    #18987291 - 10/16/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Toy aisle fo sho... Im a kid at heart


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Re: walmart [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18987310 - 10/16/13 05:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i think my next choice would be the outdoor section

they have like.. bows and arrows and machetes and shit


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Re: walmart [Re: AWS] * 1
    #18987319 - 10/16/13 05:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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AWS said:
The gun department so I could shoot myself.




Yup.


That or the beer isle so I could drink myself to death.


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Re: walmart [Re: 4runner]
    #18987359 - 10/16/13 05:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

the food isle, right next to the beer isle.


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Re: walmart [Re: zee007]
    #18987580 - 10/16/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

the candy aisle :tongue2:


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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav]
    #18987600 - 10/16/13 06:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

girls underwear
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Re: walmart [Re: HeyImShroomy]
    #18987690 - 10/16/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Nothing but walking forklifts and electric pallet jacks. Nothing exciting at all.
I think furniture is a good choice.


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Re: walmart [Re: TopPmz]
    #18987706 - 10/16/13 07:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

changed my mind the ice cream aisle


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Re: walmart [Re: watermelon mon]
    #18987712 - 10/16/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'd collect all the balls and make a bed out of them. Otherwise i'd have to say the pharmacy. Their not up early, i can get drugs, and i can harrass people buying condoms.


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Re: walmart [Re: HeyImShroomy]
    #18987724 - 10/16/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

HeyImShroomy said:
I'm starting to think my decision to stay in the furniture aisle was a bit stale.

What if you got to live in the back where the customers are never allowed? I bet there's some fun shit to mess with back there.





Hey shroomy I like your sig! Doctor who is freaken awesome :aweoverdose:


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Re: walmart [Re: TwinEclipse]
    #18987859 - 10/16/13 07:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'd be in the pharmacy wearing glasses allowing me to look at the section with all the ladies, while I am on Tylenol 3.


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Re: walmart [Re: SkeletalSpore]
    #18987902 - 10/16/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

King Klick said:
I'd collect all the balls and make a bed out of them. Otherwise i'd have to say the pharmacy. Their not up early, i can get drugs, and i can harrass people buying condoms.




Quote:

SkeletalSpore said:
I'd be in the pharmacy wearing glasses allowing me to look at the section with all the ladies, while I am on Tylenol 3.




Sorry I have already claimed the pharmacy for my own selfish self.

Now if you dont mind me.. im gonna start making a bed outta all my pills.
Might as well make a little fortress out of pills to protect my pills too.


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Re: walmart [Re: LSDreams]
    #18988021 - 10/16/13 08:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This is an awesome social experiment im conducting

:feelingfeisty:


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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav]
    #18988053 - 10/16/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

the roof would be cool too most of them  are  big


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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav]
    #18988203 - 10/16/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ac1dHeaD said:
This is an awesome social experiment im conducting

:feelingfeisty:



ya, lets see how many balls i have to kick before this thread dies.


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Re: walmart [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18988228 - 10/16/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:vag:
You are soggy in the pancake


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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav]
    #18988234 - 10/16/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

by now, with how many balls i've kicked... ya, probably! :cookiemonster:


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Re: walmart [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18988252 - 10/16/13 09:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well if we dont get any females to enter our walmart community, then our walmart generation of living will die.

Can you imagine multiple generations of people who were born and raised living only in the vicinity of walmart?


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Re: walmart [Re: LSDreams]
    #18988266 - 10/16/13 09:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

touche?

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Well if we dont get any females to enter our walmart community, then our walmart generation of living will die.

Can you imagine multiple generations of people who were born and raised living only in the vicinity of walmart?




I dont think anything would really be that different lol


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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav]
    #18988354 - 10/16/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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ac1dHeaD said:
touche?

Quote:

LSDreams said:
Well if we dont get any females to enter our walmart community, then our walmart generation of living will die.

Can you imagine multiple generations of people who were born and raised living only in the vicinity of walmart?




I dont think anything would really be that different lol




Unless you dont count extremely pale vampire/cannibals as a change then yeah.

A conversation from the future...

Dad coming home from trading pharmaceuticals for some bread.
Dad: "Honey, I need you to stay away from Dairy Sector."
Mom: "Whys that??"
Dad: "I spotted someone from the cannibal tribe lurking around the milk"
Mom: "BUT I JUST SENT JUNIOR TO PICK UP SOME MILK!!!"
Dad: :waitwhatthehell:


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Re: walmart [Re: LSDreams]
    #18988361 - 10/16/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'd get some tools and shit from the hardware isle and build a house or big ass fort in the furniture section.


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Re: walmart [Re: LSDreams]
    #18988379 - 10/16/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Is a pharmacy in every wal-mart? Mine has one and i'd either choose that or the employee lounge. I'm surprised i'm the first to mention the pharmacy, i don't even like pharmaceuticals, but fuck you're living there, you'd never run out.

Nevermind only read first page :facepalm: now everyone get the fuck out the employee lounge.


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Re: walmart [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #18988457 - 10/16/13 09:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, sorry... i snatched up the pharmacy on the 8th post on the first page. I already have a pill fortress and shit.


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Re: walmart [Re: LSDreams]
    #18989018 - 10/16/13 11:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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LSDreams said:
Quote:

ac1dHeaD said:
touche?

Quote:

LSDreams said:
Well if we dont get any females to enter our walmart community, then our walmart generation of living will die.

Can you imagine multiple generations of people who were born and raised living only in the vicinity of walmart?




I dont think anything would really be that different lol




Unless you dont count extremely pale vampire/cannibals as a change then yeah.

A conversation from the future...

Dad coming home from trading pharmaceuticals for some bread.
Dad: "Honey, I need you to stay away from Dairy Sector."
Mom: "Whys that??"
Dad: "I spotted someone from the cannibal tribe lurking around the milk"
Mom: "BUT I JUST SENT JUNIOR TO PICK UP SOME MILK!!!"
Dad: :waitwhatthehell:




Well i think ive envisioned something entirely different.
The walmart is still being supplied like it regularly does and theres a limit on how many residents can be there(and once youre in if you leave you cant come back, you will most likely be killed)
So its like the walmart has been taken hostage and all the employees are our slaves(the ones who arent working wont be a problem as we will just wait for them to come into work and then we have more slaves!) So all the employees are always there(fuck their families, they work for walmart theyre never home anyway) so it looks normal from the outside. The parking lot is always semi full and the lights are always on. Those are all controlled by a single headquarters in arkansas anyway.

But basically everything is always there and its all free.

As for my experiment...

Im analyzing what section youve picked to see what you value, cause you know walmart has like everything. So ill eventually be able to start a "utopia"


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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav]
    #18989048 - 10/16/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I dont know if this counts as being in wall-mart exactly but i'd def choose the Parking lot. I'd pitch a tent n trip with a view of the stars :cool: but if I was inside i'd go insane and probably end up roaming the isles or some shit :crazy:


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Re: walmart [Re: HeyImShroomy]
    #18989182 - 10/17/13 12:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

HeyImShroomy said:
I'm starting to think my decision to stay in the furniture aisle was a bit stale.

What if you got to live in the back where the customers are never allowed? I bet there's some fun shit to mess with back there.




I work there and it depends your taste.  If you like boxes upon boxes of product and food.. go for it.  if you like pallets and some walkie-stackers and walk fork-lifts and some trucks unloading stock..  id probably pick the back room or the pharmacy. I'd love the pharmacy  :homerpods:


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Re: walmart [Re: tripp23]
    #18989189 - 10/17/13 12:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Near the gun rack.


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Re: walmart [Re: tripp23]
    #18993678 - 10/17/13 11:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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tripp23 said:
Quote:

HeyImShroomy said:
I'm starting to think my decision to stay in the furniture aisle was a bit stale.

What if you got to live in the back where the customers are never allowed? I bet there's some fun shit to mess with back there.




I work there and it depends your taste.  If you like boxes upon boxes of product and food.. go for it.  if you like pallets and some walkie-stackers and walk fork-lifts and some trucks unloading stock..  id probably pick the back room or the pharmacy. I'd love the pharmacy  :homerpods:



Think of the forts you could build.


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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav]
    #18993692 - 10/17/13 11:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ac1dHeaD said:
If you had to live in walmart for the rest of your life what aisle/section would you live in?

You can still walk around and visit other parts but this place would basically be your room.

I would pick the bread aisle. IT SMELLS SO FUCKING GOOD




idk, i worked overnight stock and every time i pass through the aisles i'm reminded of a terrible feeling. especially in the cleaning section.. that one especially pisses me off


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Re: walmart [Re: Endure]
    #18993703 - 10/17/13 11:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Man..that is a good question!

I don't like walmart, I was in there on shrooms once...they were cleaning the floors and aisles were blocked off and I could barely find my way.

I would hide out anywhere with comfy shit to roll around in for the rest of my life though.

Does Walmart sell Bounce Houses? Because I could just inflate one of those and be good to go, if not, than a big ass trampoline.


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