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abltsandwich
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#18985953 - 10/16/13 12:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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We ooze so much shit; sweat, tears, oils, pheromones, bile, mucous, saliva, semen, period blood, plasma, nails, hair and that's just what we ooze outside and then we eat stuff and produce urine and shit we're like urofecal machines oozing liquids all over the place. and farts. and our males are obsessed with oozing liquid inside a female that's oozing liquid herself so that another one of us can pop out later in... you guessed it a puddle of ooze. Like imagine if we came upon an alien life form that oozed all this shit we'd think it's gross. Look at us we're fuckin disgusting.
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hidenseek1
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oozing period blood and semen is never a good sign
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Quote:
abltsandwich said: We ooze so much shit; sweat, tears, oils, pheromones, bile, mucous, saliva, semen, period blood, plasma, nails, hair and that's just what we ooze outside and then we eat stuff and produce urine and shit we're like urofecal machines oozing liquids all over the place. and farts. and our males are obsessed with oozing liquid inside a female that's oozing liquid herself so that another one of us can pop out later in... you guessed it a puddle of ooze. Like imagine if we came upon an alien life form that oozed all this shit we'd think it's gross. Look at us we're fuckin disgusting.
That's nature man.... that's nature.
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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: 4runner] 4
#18986005 - 10/16/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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respect the ooze. we all come from ooze.
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You just described most living creatures.. Thread title should be "Life is so gross".
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Patlal
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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: Shroomslip]
#18986263 - 10/16/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: Envix] 6
#18986272 - 10/16/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Envix said: respect the ooze. we all come from ooze.
Yeah, OP needs to take it oozy.
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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: Patlal] 4
#18986306 - 10/16/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Patlal said:

The 90's called, they want their dial-up back.
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hidenseek1
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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: 4runner]
#18986322 - 10/16/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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the 90's called, they want you to know time periods only call them
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Edited by hidenseek1 (10/16/13 01:58 PM)
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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: hidenseek1]
#18986329 - 10/16/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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pirate-blues


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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: 4runner]
#18986339 - 10/16/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah, sometimes I just think about how gross the world is in general. It's very overwhelming if you don't just shrug and get over it to some extent.
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hidenseek1
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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: 4runner]
#18986341 - 10/16/13 02:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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sorry i was bored, and its the second time in a week ive heard that, and havnt heard it in years since
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drkkenny
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I was talking about this topic with my wife a week ago before I was going to tennis and she said the same thing, thinks we are just a virus which creates havoc everywhere we go. It should be noted that there are some humans that are much more disgusting than others whilst there are others whom seem to be so beautiful that to apply the term disgusting to them would be incorrect.
I know this beautiful angel that came into my dream a month ago, this angel seemed to be so ravishing that I couldn't ever stop myself from dreaming of her, and everytime I tried to leave the angel behind in my dream it would return, since everytime I thought of her would reveal a world of beauty that I couldn't fathom of without her representing it for me.
I thought that I would never let this angel leave me, that no matter what happened I would continue to try to keep her from ever separating, even though I knew separation would have to come at some time, due to some nervous anticipation of that separation I tried to discover a way to ensure that I could continue to be with this angel forever. I noticed that the angel was superior to myself in so many ways that to state otherwise would be high treason, since, indeed, when the angel appeared it would dazzle my sense and make me much more beautiful than I was before I seen it. So I decided to make this angel my conquest! My new goal in life was to spot this angel whenever it did return in my life, everytime I saw it I felt I became the most beautiful molecule in the universe, I was no longer the ugly person I was, but no, now I was something extremely singular and marvelous, something which had so much more natural beauty than anything else in the entire world.
It was as if everytime I saw the angel gaze at me I would be seeing the entire moon approach me, I could see that the gaze would not only provide me with a view of her eyes, but, as if, in some way which can't be explained by science, enable me to view the entire cosmos in her eyes.
The notion that an entirely new universe was contained in the eyes of an angel was somewhat hard to believe, but I didn't think it was so strange afterall I also heard that a team of rocket scientists are doing experiments on mars at this very minute, so anythings possible.
Sorry for digressing I shall revert back to what we were previously discussing. For myself, I have strict morals and a way of living which ensures that my name will remain untarnished, I do not engage in activity that would make me seem disgusting for I'm probably the nicest person around. I've noticed that other humans are prone to allowing themselves to do things which would be looked down upon by someone as noble as myself, since I've also been a regular do gooder I would naturally not condone of anything other people do that seems vulgar or obscene(and believe me they absolutely do, perhaps why I do not associate with my "inferiors?"). Indeed, some people aren't even worthy my time and thus I shall not acknowledge their presences until they show me that they are.
I do want to seem like I'm on my high horse but really, some people deserve all the wrath I inflict upon them for I am quite critical and will judge you harshly for your lackings. I cannot ignore when people do something inappropriate and normally I will suggest that they learn their manners before setting out to connect with the King of Sweden. Indeed, many people aren't aware that behind my "innocent" face is someone that is condemning them for their mishaps, and that everytime they do something which seems in bad taste I will rebuke them for not fulfilling my standards. If you come around the presence of royalty and cannot act appropriately then you aren't going to last long with me til I abandon you for someone of my kin, my lot.
This definitely creates a division between groups since I am quite prejudice towards many things, little things too, the small things ppl don't notice.
Well I try to take people into consideration before I say something, I don't open my mouth just to talk, whenever I speak its to make a point about some incongruity I see.
My wife is the only person I can have around without wanting to run away, probably because I've taught her how to act like a lady. I think I'm just too particular because I can't go anywhere without seeing something wrong. If I had it my way I'd have changed the entire course of history, I have an outlook which enables me to prudently consider all the options involved and come to a conclusion on the best way to maneuver with the most efficiency.
That's all for now I must smoke.
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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: hidenseek1]
#18986367 - 10/16/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's okay, I am still confused, but it probably has to do with all the alcohol.
Reading comprehensionCognitive functions be damned!
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4runner


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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: drkkenny]
#18986375 - 10/16/13 02:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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re you trying to become the next ReefeRnShroomS
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Sheekle
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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: 4runner]
#18986382 - 10/16/13 02:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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humans are cool and awesome
Humans are also everything else they could be, life is all about perception
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zZZz
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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: Sheekle]
#18986410 - 10/16/13 02:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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we're not gross just pompous
it's not our excretes that make us gross, but our actions
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drkkenny
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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: zZZz]
#18986585 - 10/16/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yes, the persons whom enter our lives usually always leave some sort of imprint of their life on us, even the ones whom enter our lives and leave as soon as they get the chance, and I've had times when someone would want me to come over to where they were, and right after I got there the person would have left. I know myself, being a geniunely warm hearted individual with a disposition to perform good, and to do good deeds for I have a strict moral code I follow and would never not have them around me, for as my grandpa would tell me before I went to sleep at night that you must have a solid foundation if you ever want to aspire to anything. And I expect that in the future they may one day come in handy when someone realizes how self sacrificing I am, how I am in some ways the reincarnation of Jesus(actually, I've always thought I was Jesus Christ in a way, and people whom have met me may come to this conclusion as well). So its good because I know that after suffering for so long I will receive a gift for enduring such strenuous conditions for so long without succumbing to suicide or some other easy way out.
Though my duty to be a role model to show others that living by morals isn't hard, nor is it righteous or make me appear to be "on my high horse*, since I'm actually very modest and I never think of myself as being "better" than anyone, since, indeed, we are all nearly equals if you really think about it, so, for anyone to pretend to be superior to anyone else is absurd. Though we all know those people whom condescend every single person they meet and look down upon them as if they had committed the most heinous offence possible and deserve eternal damnation for their sins. I know there are people whom get attached to people that are manipulative and will pull others strings just in order to get what they want, and in a way they allow these people to take advantage of them and put them into situations they were better off not ever coming into, so I try to direct them into the direction of someone whom abandons all the traits associated with manipulative personalities and to bond with someone else instead. Sorry for the long post I'm really the biggest rambler around
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SkeletalSpore
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In comparison to other animals, I'd say humans are not nearly as filthy. Some humans are definitely very gross in terms of actions they take.
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vinsue
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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: 4runner]
#18989661 - 10/17/13 06:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
anunnakian said: Are you trying to become the next ReefeRnShroomS

Better than our # 2 poster... . . .
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nicechrisman
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I love it when I get to do gross stuff like that. Oozing fluids into females is quite gratifying.
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Then take 2 showers a day. Or you can grow a pair of balls and embrace what you are, an animal with pockets.
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We're not gross.
None of that is gross.
You're just a pussy, I bet you have tofu instead of bacon on your sandwiches.
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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: fapjack]
#18989917 - 10/17/13 08:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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 That can't be true.
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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: thoughts]
#18990024 - 10/17/13 09:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Its all about how you look at things, some people see what someone perceives as gross, and sees beauty.
While other look at something others see as beautiful, while others look and are disgusted by it.
I think that in it self is beautiful.
That we all are so different, yet so very alike.
  
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beautiful people do not poop.
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It's only gross because you're a human.
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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: LysergicX7]
#18990188 - 10/17/13 10:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Im constipated and beautiful!
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I remember sitting in my bathroom while tripping, and my mind turned to the ooze. I sat there and contemplated the ooze for a while, then started to laugh at the absurdity of it. When I finally came out my friends wondered where the fuck I'd been. Like an hour and a half had gone by.
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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: Set]
#18990211 - 10/17/13 10:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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op i wanna ooze all over your face
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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: Set]
#18990214 - 10/17/13 10:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mr. Material
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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: zZZz]
#18998306 - 10/19/13 01:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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There are 10 times more bacterial cells in your body than human cells.
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SiElDiablo
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Grateful Dead said: Im constipated and beautiful!

I wouldn't wanna dsysb
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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: SiElDiablo]
#18998314 - 10/19/13 01:43 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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only a long time member would know what dshsb is.. 
stop trolling you
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SiElDiablo
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Re: Humans are so gross [Re: zZZz]
#18998316 - 10/19/13 01:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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zZZz said: only a long time member would know what dshsb is.. 
stop trolling you
Long time lurker
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