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OfflineSurReality
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Crazy new marijuana strain turning people into ZOMBIES!!! * 6
    #18983726 - 10/15/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

http://topekasnews.com/krokodil-marijuana-sweeps-across-colorado-residents-eating-streets/

New reports from the CDC reveal residents in rural Colorado are furiously ravaging each other, greedily rending the flesh off the living corpses of those around them.

The locals are calling it a new, more deadly bath salts. People in the countryside are boarding their shacks in horror as scores of Coloradoans wander about, eating the flesh off each other’s bodies.  The new dangerous Krokodil marijuana strain to blame.

It is terrifying to think, but Krokodil marijuana is so potent that its ‘munchies’ effect is making people hungry enough to have bloodlusted hunger for human flesh.

Colorado is still trying to keep this latest marijuana story under wraps, but the national guard was put out several weeks ago and now we know the reason.

Marijuana.

By itself, normal marijuana is deadly, annoying and dangerous, making it the grandfather of all bad drugs.  But when you add minced cocaine and heroin infused gasoline to Satan’s salacious herb, you get a drug that causes the following.



That woman is calling out for prayer.  Somewhere in her drug soaked mind, a soul is crying out ‘I am so sorry for voting to allow marijuana in my state.  Now I am paying the price!”

I hope and pray that a full-scale invasion of Colorado by the National Guard can help get the state back in order.  Of course, Obama is trying to keep the federal government shut down so we cannot declare marshal law in Colorado and get every strain of marijuana out of that state.


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Re: Crazy new marijuana strain turning people into ZOMBIES!!! [Re: SurReality] * 9
    #18983744 - 10/15/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

this isn't news. it's a retarded troll post.


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Re: Crazy new marijuana strain turning people into ZOMBIES!!! [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #18983758 - 10/15/13 10:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

did you click the link? pretty sure that its some kind of joke, but it is actually a news story some how... with comments of people claiming its propaganda and such.

reminded me of this movie a little...


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Re: Crazy new marijuana strain turning people into ZOMBIES!!! [Re: SurReality]
    #18983761 - 10/15/13 10:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Satire before you all get as raged as i was about 5 words in. The sad thing is that it's completely realistic to see an article similar to this, and that the writers would expect to be taken seriously.

Nevermind2 people beat me to it.

Also dpes anyome in a medical or legal state know if there is a krokodil strain of weed? Not like literally, but just the name, i think that'd be a pretty badass name.


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Re: Crazy new marijuana strain turning people into ZOMBIES!!! [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #18984472 - 10/16/13 01:16 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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LuSiD enthusiast said:
Satire before you all get as raged as i was about 5 words in. The sad thing is that it's completely realistic to see an article similar to this, and that the writers would expect to be taken seriously.

Nevermind2 people beat me to it.

Also dpes anyome in a medical or legal state know if there is a krokodil strain of weed? Not like literally, but just the name, i think that'd be a pretty badass name.



There aren't any around here. I checked all the dispenses. Herijuana is in my town right now. I've liked that strain name always.


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Re: Crazy new marijuana strain turning people into ZOMBIES!!! [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #18984548 - 10/16/13 01:48 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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this isn't news. it's a retarded troll post.




Really?  I wouldn't have known that if you hadn't told me.


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Re: Crazy new marijuana strain turning people into ZOMBIES!!! [Re: Celestial Traveler]
    #18984785 - 10/16/13 04:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Actually if you remember the guy that ate the other guy's face tested negative for bath salts but did test positive for THC. So I guess its true that there really IS zombie weed


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Re: Crazy new marijuana strain turning people into ZOMBIES!!! [Re: Smushroom]
    #18984943 - 10/16/13 06:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Actually if you remember the guy that ate the other guy's face tested negative for bath salts but did test positive for THC. So I guess its true that there really IS zombie weed




I like how it's a story that it seems everyone everywhere universally knows.

When it first appeared my dad told me at work(I work for him),"See they said on the news last night that some guy ate his friends face when he was having a bad acid trip.:smbfacepalm:


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Re: Crazy new marijuana strain turning people into ZOMBIES!!! [Re: ShadeOfDeepPurple]
    #18984952 - 10/16/13 06:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Damn you Troll and your false alarm!

I thought I was finally going to get to put my zombie kit to use!


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Re: Crazy new marijuana strain turning people into ZOMBIES!!! [Re: HybridprX]
    #18985123 - 10/16/13 07:49 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl2:  :jah:


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Re: Crazy new marijuana strain turning people into ZOMBIES!!! [Re: GreenGrassMatt]
    #18985221 - 10/16/13 08:37 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

wait, Indica?


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Re: Crazy new marijuana strain turning people into ZOMBIES!!! [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
    #18985422 - 10/16/13 09:59 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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this isn't news. Marijuana has always turned people into zombies.



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Re: Crazy new marijuana strain turning people into ZOMBIES!!! [Re: SurReality]
    #18986468 - 10/16/13 02:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Fucking hilarious, I needed that :lolsy:


At first I thought it was serious but it's a great play on all this absurd krokodil zombie paranoia :bs:.


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Re: Crazy new marijuana strain turning people into ZOMBIES!!! [Re: Synthe]
    #18991296 - 10/17/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That's fucking insane.  Time to stop the war on drugs?


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