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much older woman?
    #18983148 - 10/15/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Ok, so I'm living with a much older woman, she's recently divorced and loves to have fun. She's quite attractive and looks 38 (shes about 51). She's my roommate basically. Well a week ago we were drinking and she was close to me for the first time and mentioned in a sort of astonished way "you're really cute, you know that?" and I'm like, "yeah I know" and she says "no really, you got a lot of things going for you".

Fast forward a few days and we're outside smoking a joint. She says "I'm finally getting over this divorce" and so I ask about it. She says she was married 10 yrs and she hasn't had sex since she's been divorced. She says "I'm totally ready to have sex again" followed by "I can't believe I just said that" and then leaves (she's always leaving the house and partying with her gay friend).

Ok, so im really cute, have things going for me, and she tells me that shes ready to fuck. I do want to get dirty with her, but I'm afraid I'm too young (21 to her 51). She's always talking about living life to the fullest, experiencing as much as possible, that she "connects" with everything around her....

So how do I approach this situation? Do I just flat out ask her if she's interested?


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Re: much older woman? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18983205 - 10/15/13 08:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Dude, she already told you she's interested. Get a bottle of whiskey, have some drinks, kiss her and grab her tit. 
I fucked a 52 year old with wicked fakies when I was 23.  Have fun!!


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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
    #18983214 - 10/15/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Lol oh.


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Re: much older woman? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18983486 - 10/15/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I wish I could hit the older woman, thats a fetish for me :smile:


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Re: much older woman? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #18983547 - 10/15/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

In my early 20's I only fucked 30 to 40 year olds with fakies. Now in my mid 30's I'm killing the 19 to 22 year olds with realies. Life is good.


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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
    #18983557 - 10/15/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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azur said:
In my early 20's I only fucked 30 to 40 year olds with fakies. Now in my mid 30's I'm killing the 19 to 22 year olds with realies. Life is good.




Good guy!!

I wish I were you bro. I'm in a long term relationship and I dont think I could do the dating scene again... I want to fuck a old fake bitch so bad.


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Re: much older woman? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #18983574 - 10/15/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I spent almost 7 years in a mostly faithful relationship. When it ended, I realized I don't have time for that silly shit. Too busy.  Now I tell em not to bring a toothbrush cause they're not spending the night.


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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
    #18983673 - 10/15/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I spent almost 7 years in a mostly faithful relationship. When it ended, I realized I don't have time for that silly shit. Too busy.  Now I tell em not to bring a toothbrush cause they're not spending the night.




To be fair its a lot of work, but i am a bit disappointed with faithful relationships. :sad:


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Re: much older woman? [Re: Yogi1]
    #18983755 - 10/15/13 10:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I hear ya man.  In the end, you have to do what makes you happy.  I'll probably die alone, but I'll have a lot of fun along the way


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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
    #18983869 - 10/15/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

mid thirties pulling 19 year olds? lol I know it's legal but really dude?


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Re: much older woman? [Re: unknown1123]
    #18983919 - 10/15/13 11:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Don't really dude me.  That's what all the other guys that can't pull it off say.  I'm honest with them and they love it.  No harm for either.


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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
    #18984016 - 10/15/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I can really dude who ever the fuck I want :cookiemonster:


I don't need to be able to pull off that yet since me being mid thirties is about a decade away :cool:

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Re: much older woman? [Re: unknown1123]
    #18984043 - 10/15/13 11:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well in ten years you'll think about me and say, "damn, he had a point."


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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
    #18984078 - 10/15/13 11:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

haha to think that I would think back something so insignificant, so inherently infinitesimal such as your post, makes me laugh. Thank you :cheers:


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Re: much older woman? [Re: unknown1123]
    #18984104 - 10/15/13 11:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I wasn't putting you down.  It's just funny the things you do remember over the years.


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Re: much older woman? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #18984268 - 10/16/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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I wish I could hit the older woman, thats a fetish for me :smile:




i call them cougars

i think theres a few 30-50 year olds at my job that come through regularly that want my dick honestly.. its just i dont know how to approach it cause there older...
so i feel like they should first... i mean, the reason i think so is because say if there doin something like tying a shoe or somethin once they look up its directly at me alot of times almost as if they are checkin to see what im doin unconciously.. ive done this with girls i like ill just look there way for some reason.. maybe im wierd..

but im pretty sure this means they're interested in something, even if its just checkin me out and vice versa....
usually if someone is checkin you out its cause they're tryin to measure you up


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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
    #18984285 - 10/16/13 12:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Dude, she already told you she's interested. Get a bottle of whiskey, have some drinks, kiss her and grab her tit. 



/thread. I mean, how hard can it be, really??


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Re: much older woman? [Re: koraks]
    #18984323 - 10/16/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

azur said:
Dude, she already told you she's interested. Get a bottle of whiskey, have some drinks, kiss her and grab her tit. 



/thread. I mean, how hard can it be, really??




post a picture OP. Do it lets see this cougar rawr


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Re: much older woman? [Re: koraks]
    #18984326 - 10/16/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

OP you're in. You should be asking yourself if you can handle a one night stand or, if you're lucky, a fwb situation with an older woman who is also your roommate. Do the deed and then act cool. Don't get clingy. Don't get cocky. Just keep things the way they are while fucking her brains out on the side. She wants you bad dude! YOLO


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Re: much older woman? [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #18984488 - 10/16/13 01:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Bloodhound gang said:

Women are like dog, doo, hear me through don't interrupt,
It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up,
I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters,
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture,


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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
    #18984982 - 10/16/13 06:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Lol I know, just giving you a hard time


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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
    #18985115 - 10/16/13 07:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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azur said:
Dude, she already told you she's interested. Get a bottle of whiskey, have some drinks, kiss her and grab her tit. 
I fucked a 52 year old with wicked fakies when I was 23.  Have fun!!



Man, I feel like I lost my chance because now that she put it out in the open and she thinks I rejected her offer she hasn't come back to the house in several days. I think she might feel awkward being here because she thinks I'm not interested :facepalm:

I can't believe I didn't get her hint, if you could even call "Im ready to have sex" a "hint" :stanhopefacepalm:


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Re: much older woman? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18985169 - 10/16/13 08:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

"I'm ready to have sex"

"follow me"


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Re: much older woman? [Re: unknown1123]
    #18985195 - 10/16/13 08:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Must I give you guys all my secrets.  If you do this, I promise it will work.  Right now, text her this: Iwanttofuckyoudizzy.  Just like that.  All one word.  Let us know how it goes.


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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
    #18985386 - 10/16/13 09:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Get that gum job muthafucka


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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
    #18985669 - 10/16/13 11:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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azur said:
Must I give you guys all my secrets.  If you do this, I promise it will work.  Right now, text her this: Iwanttofuckyoudizzy.  Just like that.  All one word.  Let us know how it goes.




hey woman we should do laundry together


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Re: much older woman? [Re: itchmynipple]
    #18985885 - 10/16/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

She's definitely into you, and almost certainly thought she was making her intentions clear. She went beyond plausible deniability.

She's also very likely hurt by what she perceives as rejection -- and worried that it will be weird being roomies with you now. Which it probably will be. But not as weird as it would be if you two had sex and one of you got more attached than the other.


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Re: much older woman? [Re: JB76]
    #18986865 - 10/16/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

OP....Buy her dinner with a decent bottle of wine....tell her how attractive she is...you're golden. That's all she wants....trust me. Do this and you'll be soon amazed by how cleanly she tends her pubes.:awesomenod:....promise.


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Re: much older woman? [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #18987009 - 10/16/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

OP deliver please


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Re: much older woman? [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #18991053 - 10/17/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I could write a nice story and satisfy all the milf lovers, but in reality she just packed all her stuff and left the house. She said she'll still visit sometimes, but yeah. She's gone.


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Re: much older woman? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18991428 - 10/17/13 03:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Damn that blows. I was fucking this 42 year old milf i worked with a few years ago. I was 22 at the time. It was fucking awesome. She used to just show up at my friends id get in her car and she would give me the best head ever and then take off.


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Re: much older woman? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18991618 - 10/17/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I could write a nice story and satisfy all the milf lovers, but in reality she just packed all her stuff and left the house. She said she'll still visit sometimes, but yeah. She's gone.




you should of made a move..


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Re: much older woman? [Re: itchmynipple] * 1
    #18991685 - 10/17/13 04:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Text her and ask if she'd like to stop over tomorrow night for dinner and wine.
It's not game over yet.

Make YOUR intentions clear now.
Nothing to lose.

Please, send that text. You want sex, she wants sex. Play the game, do the dance, send the text, get her over, fuck her silly.
Please....


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Re: much older woman? [Re: shLong]
    #18992422 - 10/17/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Lol tell her the movie pacific rim  just came out you want to give her a specific rimjob

seriously though, maybe inv her over to eat something an watch somethin


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Re: much older woman? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #18993803 - 10/18/13 12:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Just give her my number pussy.  I'll write a nice report


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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
    #18994703 - 10/18/13 09:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My wife is 17 years my senior.  When we were younger we were a randy pair!  Older women is where it is at if you ask me.  I always know where I stand, there are no games and it's an adult swim all the way.

Besides, my wife threw a mean fuck - holy cow!  Out of the 10 women I have had sexual relations with in my life she was head and shoulders above everything else out there.  Wow!

Now we are much older (been together 30 years) and that part of our life has faded into memories, but oh the memories are sweet and I love our current relationship.  Never been more in love with Mrs. MPD than I am now.

Older women.  Strap one on and hold on to your hat, lad.


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