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Invisibleunknown1123
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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
    #18984982 - 10/16/13 06:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Lol I know, just giving you a hard time


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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
    #18985115 - 10/16/13 07:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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azur said:
Dude, she already told you she's interested. Get a bottle of whiskey, have some drinks, kiss her and grab her tit. 
I fucked a 52 year old with wicked fakies when I was 23.  Have fun!!



Man, I feel like I lost my chance because now that she put it out in the open and she thinks I rejected her offer she hasn't come back to the house in several days. I think she might feel awkward being here because she thinks I'm not interested :facepalm:

I can't believe I didn't get her hint, if you could even call "Im ready to have sex" a "hint" :stanhopefacepalm:


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Invisibleunknown1123
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Re: much older woman? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18985169 - 10/16/13 08:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

"I'm ready to have sex"

"follow me"


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Invisibleazur
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Re: much older woman? [Re: unknown1123]
    #18985195 - 10/16/13 08:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Must I give you guys all my secrets.  If you do this, I promise it will work.  Right now, text her this: Iwanttofuckyoudizzy.  Just like that.  All one word.  Let us know how it goes.


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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
    #18985386 - 10/16/13 09:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Get that gum job muthafucka


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Offlineitchmynipple
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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
    #18985669 - 10/16/13 11:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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azur said:
Must I give you guys all my secrets.  If you do this, I promise it will work.  Right now, text her this: Iwanttofuckyoudizzy.  Just like that.  All one word.  Let us know how it goes.




hey woman we should do laundry together


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Re: much older woman? [Re: itchmynipple]
    #18985885 - 10/16/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

She's definitely into you, and almost certainly thought she was making her intentions clear. She went beyond plausible deniability.

She's also very likely hurt by what she perceives as rejection -- and worried that it will be weird being roomies with you now. Which it probably will be. But not as weird as it would be if you two had sex and one of you got more attached than the other.


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Re: much older woman? [Re: JB76]
    #18986865 - 10/16/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

OP....Buy her dinner with a decent bottle of wine....tell her how attractive she is...you're golden. That's all she wants....trust me. Do this and you'll be soon amazed by how cleanly she tends her pubes.:awesomenod:....promise.


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Re: much older woman? [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #18987009 - 10/16/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

OP deliver please


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Re: much older woman? [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #18991053 - 10/17/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I could write a nice story and satisfy all the milf lovers, but in reality she just packed all her stuff and left the house. She said she'll still visit sometimes, but yeah. She's gone.


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Re: much older woman? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18991428 - 10/17/13 03:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Damn that blows. I was fucking this 42 year old milf i worked with a few years ago. I was 22 at the time. It was fucking awesome. She used to just show up at my friends id get in her car and she would give me the best head ever and then take off.


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Re: much older woman? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18991618 - 10/17/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
I could write a nice story and satisfy all the milf lovers, but in reality she just packed all her stuff and left the house. She said she'll still visit sometimes, but yeah. She's gone.




you should of made a move..


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Re: much older woman? [Re: itchmynipple] * 1
    #18991685 - 10/17/13 04:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Text her and ask if she'd like to stop over tomorrow night for dinner and wine.
It's not game over yet.

Make YOUR intentions clear now.
Nothing to lose.

Please, send that text. You want sex, she wants sex. Play the game, do the dance, send the text, get her over, fuck her silly.
Please....


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Re: much older woman? [Re: shLong]
    #18992422 - 10/17/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Lol tell her the movie pacific rim  just came out you want to give her a specific rimjob

seriously though, maybe inv her over to eat something an watch somethin


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Invisibleazur
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Re: much older woman? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #18993803 - 10/18/13 12:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Just give her my number pussy.  I'll write a nice report


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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
    #18994703 - 10/18/13 09:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My wife is 17 years my senior.  When we were younger we were a randy pair!  Older women is where it is at if you ask me.  I always know where I stand, there are no games and it's an adult swim all the way.

Besides, my wife threw a mean fuck - holy cow!  Out of the 10 women I have had sexual relations with in my life she was head and shoulders above everything else out there.  Wow!

Now we are much older (been together 30 years) and that part of our life has faded into memories, but oh the memories are sweet and I love our current relationship.  Never been more in love with Mrs. MPD than I am now.

Older women.  Strap one on and hold on to your hat, lad.


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