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much older woman?
#18983148 - 10/15/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ok, so I'm living with a much older woman, she's recently divorced and loves to have fun. She's quite attractive and looks 38 (shes about 51). She's my roommate basically. Well a week ago we were drinking and she was close to me for the first time and mentioned in a sort of astonished way "you're really cute, you know that?" and I'm like, "yeah I know" and she says "no really, you got a lot of things going for you".
Fast forward a few days and we're outside smoking a joint. She says "I'm finally getting over this divorce" and so I ask about it. She says she was married 10 yrs and she hasn't had sex since she's been divorced. She says "I'm totally ready to have sex again" followed by "I can't believe I just said that" and then leaves (she's always leaving the house and partying with her gay friend).
Ok, so im really cute, have things going for me, and she tells me that shes ready to fuck. I do want to get dirty with her, but I'm afraid I'm too young (21 to her 51). She's always talking about living life to the fullest, experiencing as much as possible, that she "connects" with everything around her....
So how do I approach this situation? Do I just flat out ask her if she's interested?
Edited by Anonymous (10/15/13 08:24 PM)
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azur
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Dude, she already told you she's interested. Get a bottle of whiskey, have some drinks, kiss her and grab her tit. I fucked a 52 year old with wicked fakies when I was 23. Have fun!!
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Anonymous #1
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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
#18983214 - 10/15/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lol oh.
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Anonymous #2
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I wish I could hit the older woman, thats a fetish for me
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azur
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In my early 20's I only fucked 30 to 40 year olds with fakies. Now in my mid 30's I'm killing the 19 to 22 year olds with realies. Life is good.
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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
#18983557 - 10/15/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
azur said: In my early 20's I only fucked 30 to 40 year olds with fakies. Now in my mid 30's I'm killing the 19 to 22 year olds with realies. Life is good.
Good guy!!
I wish I were you bro. I'm in a long term relationship and I dont think I could do the dating scene again... I want to fuck a old fake bitch so bad.
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I spent almost 7 years in a mostly faithful relationship. When it ended, I realized I don't have time for that silly shit. Too busy. Now I tell em not to bring a toothbrush cause they're not spending the night.
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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
#18983673 - 10/15/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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azur said: I spent almost 7 years in a mostly faithful relationship. When it ended, I realized I don't have time for that silly shit. Too busy. Now I tell em not to bring a toothbrush cause they're not spending the night.
To be fair its a lot of work, but i am a bit disappointed with faithful relationships.
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Re: much older woman? [Re: Yogi1]
#18983755 - 10/15/13 10:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hear ya man. In the end, you have to do what makes you happy. I'll probably die alone, but I'll have a lot of fun along the way
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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
#18983869 - 10/15/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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mid thirties pulling 19 year olds? lol I know it's legal but really dude?
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azur
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Don't really dude me. That's what all the other guys that can't pull it off say. I'm honest with them and they love it. No harm for either.
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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
#18984016 - 10/15/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I can really dude who ever the fuck I want 
I don't need to be able to pull off that yet since me being mid thirties is about a decade away 
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azur
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Well in ten years you'll think about me and say, "damn, he had a point."
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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
#18984078 - 10/15/13 11:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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haha to think that I would think back something so insignificant, so inherently infinitesimal such as your post, makes me laugh. Thank you
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I wasn't putting you down. It's just funny the things you do remember over the years.
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Quote:
Anonymous said: I wish I could hit the older woman, thats a fetish for me 
i call them cougars
i think theres a few 30-50 year olds at my job that come through regularly that want my dick honestly.. its just i dont know how to approach it cause there older... so i feel like they should first... i mean, the reason i think so is because say if there doin something like tying a shoe or somethin once they look up its directly at me alot of times almost as if they are checkin to see what im doin unconciously.. ive done this with girls i like ill just look there way for some reason.. maybe im wierd..
but im pretty sure this means they're interested in something, even if its just checkin me out and vice versa.... usually if someone is checkin you out its cause they're tryin to measure you up
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Re: much older woman? [Re: azur]
#18984285 - 10/16/13 12:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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azur said: Dude, she already told you she's interested. Get a bottle of whiskey, have some drinks, kiss her and grab her tit.
/thread. I mean, how hard can it be, really??
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Re: much older woman? [Re: koraks]
#18984323 - 10/16/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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koraks said:
Quote:
azur said: Dude, she already told you she's interested. Get a bottle of whiskey, have some drinks, kiss her and grab her tit.
/thread. I mean, how hard can it be, really??
post a picture OP. Do it lets see this cougar rawr
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Re: much older woman? [Re: koraks]
#18984326 - 10/16/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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OP you're in. You should be asking yourself if you can handle a one night stand or, if you're lucky, a fwb situation with an older woman who is also your roommate. Do the deed and then act cool. Don't get clingy. Don't get cocky. Just keep things the way they are while fucking her brains out on the side. She wants you bad dude! YOLO
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Bloodhound gang said:
Women are like dog, doo, hear me through don't interrupt, It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up, I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters, Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture,
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