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Re: First time falling in love. [Re: Mescalean]
    #18973086 - 10/13/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Ha ha.  Ram it in her butt!


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Re: First time falling in love. [Re: azur]
    #18973089 - 10/13/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

But what if she hasn't shit for 3 days?


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Re: First time falling in love. [Re: Mescalean]
    #18973123 - 10/13/13 05:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Scenerio. Your fucking her from the back. Its hot passionate and intense. You see her asshole quiver a little and this squeak followed by odor comes out. What do you do op.



Get turned on, FAST.


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Re: First time falling in love. [Re: TheShroomingAtheis]
    #18973130 - 10/13/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Would you suck whipped cream from her pooper. If so its love


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Re: First time falling in love. [Re: Mescalean]
    #18973140 - 10/13/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Why not :shrug: if ti's clean and all.


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Re: First time falling in love. [Re: Shortknight]
    #18973141 - 10/13/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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true love is the lie people tell themselves to justify staying together because they are afraid of loneliness and going back into the dating world.  can i be more of a downer plz.


there is always someone better out there.  "soul mates" :rolleyes:





I feel bad for you man. A good lover can be just like a good LSD trip and you can foreverfy perfectness.:peace:

:sunny:Shorty:sunny:



dont' feel bad for me, i'm lucky i escaped the baby trap :lol:


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Re: First time falling in love. [Re: NWlight]
    #18973160 - 10/13/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Honestly I can see the blessing in disguise. No fighting. No spending on stupid high maintenance shit. Im sure if this one ends i'd wanna experience life and be selfish for a while.


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Re: First time falling in love. [Re: Mescalean]
    #18973171 - 10/13/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

yeah man i remember what love was like.


of course i miss it.

but you can't really see the illusion until it's gone.


will i fall in love again?  probably.  but not for a long time because i am actively avoiding developing feelings for anyone.



is started to really get into this girl who  i was sleeping with and hanging out with, she asked me if I had stronger feelings for her and i said we couldn't hang out any more on the spot.

poor girl.  she didnt know I am broken inside


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Re: First time falling in love. [Re: NWlight]
    #18973190 - 10/13/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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is started to really get into this girl who  i was sleeping with and hanging out with, she asked me if I had stronger feelings for her and i said we couldn't hang out any more on the spot.

poor girl.  she didnt know I am broken inside


:eek:


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Re: First time falling in love. [Re: Sheekle]
    #18973234 - 10/13/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Sad feels right now. Great white buffalo ):


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Re: First time falling in love. [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #18973267 - 10/13/13 05:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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is started to really get into this girl who  i was sleeping with and hanging out with, she asked me if I had stronger feelings for her and i said we couldn't hang out any more on the spot.

poor girl.  she didnt know I am broken inside


:eek:



easiest decision i've made in the last few months.

after i cut off contact the illusion of attraction began to fade within a week.  barely think about her now, and free to focus on myself and my own happiness instead of someone else.


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Re: First time falling in love. [Re: NWlight]
    #18973370 - 10/13/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Watching natural born killers.  That's true love.


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Re: First time falling in love. [Re: azur]
    #18981648 - 10/15/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

BUMP: turns out she has a boyfriend... :feelssadman:

SHould I still ask her out and tell her how I feel. I'm gonna be nervous beyond belief though. I've known her for quite a while now..


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Re: First time falling in love. [Re: TheShroomingAtheis] * 1
    #18981866 - 10/15/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

As someone who has a gf. Quickest way to end up on my shitlist is to keep hitting on my girl after she has said "I have a boyfriend".

I have a bf means no. Respect that. For me that is a zero tolerance offense, being pushy after a no.


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Re: First time falling in love. [Re: Mescalean]
    #18982121 - 10/15/13 04:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Girls, like Oliver tractors, are a dime a dozen. Just go bang as many other girls as you can.  You'll forget about her soon.


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Re: First time falling in love. [Re: azur]
    #18982330 - 10/15/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

dude where are you getting oliver tractors?  my guy charges easy 100 bucks a pop! for shitty ones too.


are you saying that an oliver tractor costs about as much as a prostitute?

:ifyoucanawe:

OP should buy a prostitute? :confused:


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Re: First time falling in love. [Re: deCypher]
    #18982388 - 10/15/13 05:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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@OP: you will probably do tremendously stupid things due to your newfound addiction to dopamine and oxytocin, aka "love".  At least after the almost inevitable heartbreak, suffering, and withdrawal you will probably consider yourself wiser for the experience.  :sun:



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Re: First time falling in love. [Re: topdog82]
    #18982715 - 10/15/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

OP should fuck a tute with an Oliver tractor


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Re: First time falling in love. [Re: Mescalean]
    #18982795 - 10/15/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Mescalean said:
As someone who has a gf. Quickest way to end up on my shitlist is to keep hitting on my girl after she has said "I have a boyfriend".

I have a bf means no. Respect that. For me that is a zero tolerance offense, being pushy after a no.



Life isn't black and white. treat your girl right, and you shouldnt have things to worry about

The OP should tell her the feelings he has unless he would run into her bf on a daily basis. If he tries to hookup with her thats fucked up. But let the gf know how you feel


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Re: First time falling in love. [Re: topdog82]
    #18982889 - 10/15/13 07:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

See to me no once means exactly that. No.

Its not about treating my gf right or wrong.

Its about some guy not listening and taking no for an answer. This is why I don't believe in verbal resolution. It happens all the time and the guys who don't listen usually do after a KO.

Op, drop it, move on. You'll find someone else. Always do.


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