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OfflinePatlal
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Re: What did you go to prison/jail for? [Re: Not Responding]
    #18980850 - 10/15/13 10:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Not Responding said:
i was locked up for 9 months. spent the whole time in solitary confinement. i ate once a day and never saw the light of day. when i finally got out i was small, bloody, and tired. worse shit ever.




What the hell do you do in solitary? How did you get in there? Please write as much of this experience as possible.


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Re: What did you go to prison/jail for? [Re: Not Responding]
    #18980857 - 10/15/13 11:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Sounds like  spice...:liar: . . . :peace:


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Re: What did you go to prison/jail for? [Re: vinsue]
    #18981076 - 10/15/13 12:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I went to jail for public intoxication in the back seat of my friends car.


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Re: What did you go to prison/jail for? [Re: vinsue]
    #18981138 - 10/15/13 12:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Spent one year in co jail for accessory to third degree burglary. Long story short on that one is I got blackout drunk and broke into a building near my house. Near as I can tell, I was walking home with my buddy from the bar and felt like that was the place to get some late night eats. I dunno. I was on probation at the time on an interstate compact from another state. After my year in county, my compacted state extradited me back to serve my 2-4 in State Prison for intent to manufacture a controlled substance. I was lucky enough to get a public defender worth his salt. That lawyer managed to get 9 months of my county time credited to my 2-4 through a "won't back down" attitude with the judge. I'm in a work release right now. Then a year and a half of parole. Then wicked vacation. I've earned it.


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Re: What did you go to prison/jail for? [Re: Aircooled]
    #18981221 - 10/15/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Your still locked up?


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Re: What did you go to prison/jail for? [Re: fapjack]
    #18981306 - 10/15/13 01:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

30 days for vandalism ( graffiti ) second offense.

Did my time straight up instead of weekends or work release because the county jail was like the fucking Ritz Carlton compared to the city. had to be in solitary for two days while they ran my TB test ( standard procedure ) and thought I was going to lose my mind. Once I got to general population, it was all gravy. Everyone was really chill with a few exceptions ; snoring, wannabe rappers and one dude that would shit in the shower everyday.

I learned a hundred different card games and a thousand ways to eat ramen noodles. " swoll" anyone?

I also did drawings on people's letters home in exchange for candy.


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Re: What did you go to prison/jail for? [Re: fapjack]
    #18981888 - 10/15/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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fapjack said:
Your still locked up?




Yup. Sure am. Not too bad a place considering where I've been the last two years.


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Re: What did you go to prison/jail for? [Re: Aircooled]
    #18981989 - 10/15/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Halfwayin it?


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Re: What did you go to prison/jail for? [Re: Patlal]
    #18982049 - 10/15/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Well buddy, when mommies and daddies really love eachother they show it bangin the shit out of eachothers no no parts. When this magic happens 9/10 times they are not using protection which means daddy fills mommies tummy with a dick load of cum. If your daddy is like me he's gonna have some super hero sperm and will impregnate the stupid fuck out of a female. Hell my cum has been know to impreg a girl just by looking at it. 9 months later and I'm FREE!


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: What did you go to prison/jail for? [Re: Not Responding]
    #18982300 - 10/15/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Not Responding said:
Well buddy, when mommies and daddies really love eachother they show it bangin the shit out of eachothers no no parts. When this magic happens 9/10 times they are not using protection which means daddy fills mommies tummy with a dick load of cum. If your daddy is like me he's gonna have some super hero sperm and will impregnate the stupid fuck out of a female. Hell my cum has been know to impreg a girl just by looking at it. 9 months later and I'm FREE!




Well. I feel stupid now lol


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Re: What did you go to prison/jail for? [Re: Patlal]
    #18982334 - 10/15/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I have never been arrested, thankfully. The worst I've got is a speeding ticket from when I was 17 the resulted in the suspension of my license :crankey:.

I've actually never had any truly bad experiences with cops though plenty of my friends have not been fortunate enough, they've been mostly sympathetic towards me. I have also looked two of them in the eyes while tripping on mushrooms, acid, and mdma in a kitchen full of people rolling their balls off at a party and things ended with no further consequence, luckily. That was definitely a moment though :uhoh:.


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Re: What did you go to prison/jail for? [Re: pirate-blues]
    #18982559 - 10/15/13 06:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Mm


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Re: What did you go to prison/jail for? [Re: dark3st]
    #18982561 - 10/15/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

yup, i have about 30 finger nails hangin in my closet.


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So I don't care if it will break my heart,
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Re: What did you go to prison/jail for? [Re: Not Responding]
    #18982583 - 10/15/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Forgery also

Luckly all done as a minor and some I can't be charged because of the statute of limitations.


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Back.. I'm going to do it...I'm getting sober from opiates ... I got weed, gabapentin, propranolol, and GHB, I have 100mg tramadol left. I can do this. I can do this.

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Re: What did you go to prison/jail for? [Re: dark3st] * 1
    #18982587 - 10/15/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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dark3st said:
Anyone kept trophies from their crimes?




Yep I have a fridge full of body parts I cut off of gay men that I picked up from clubs, had sex with, then chopped up(in no particular order.)


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Re: What did you go to prison/jail for? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18982595 - 10/15/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

oooh, how original...


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I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
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Re: What did you go to prison/jail for? [Re: dark3st]
    #18982605 - 10/15/13 06:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I also conned for 100+ bucks but idk what it would be called.

I had several things from my crimes, but kept for a while then burned or thrown away. My favorite thing I kept was a knife. I think about that knife all the time. It was beautiful and silver.


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Back.. I'm going to do it...I'm getting sober from opiates ... I got weed, gabapentin, propranolol, and GHB, I have 100mg tramadol left. I can do this. I can do this.

OFINTQWGVGAKGCYKBUBX
free dark P. Tampanensis prints to ODD members.

no stamps atm

FREE SEEDS for ODD WCA  members ONLY

I have these seeds:
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Re: What did you go to prison/jail for? [Re: dark3st]
    #18982673 - 10/15/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Not Responding said:
oooh, how original...



:solidnod:

Quote:

dark3st said:
I also conned for 100+ bucks but idk what it would be called.

I had several things from my crimes, but kept for a while then burned or thrown away. My favorite thing I kept was a knife. I think about that knife all the time. It was beautiful and silver.




Not to seem rude but IMO you're coming off as underage, never save momentos, if you committed a crime get rid of any and everything you have that connects you to that crime immediately. That's like rule #1


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Re: What did you go to prison/jail for? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18982719 - 10/15/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I just enjoyed the rush nothing made me feel better not even drugs.. And after looking at my states statue of limitations. I can't be charged for anything anymore because the worst stuff was done over 3 years ago and the others are minor felonys so I'm straight.

I commited a first degree but there is no way I could ever be charged for that one ever. I also never left evidence anyway and only been interrogated once and it was because I let someone else take the lead and that will never happen ever again.


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Back.. I'm going to do it...I'm getting sober from opiates ... I got weed, gabapentin, propranolol, and GHB, I have 100mg tramadol left. I can do this. I can do this.

OFINTQWGVGAKGCYKBUBX
free dark P. Tampanensis prints to ODD members.

no stamps atm

FREE SEEDS for ODD WCA  members ONLY

I have these seeds:
Orange, red, and yellow sweet peppers, Purple poppies, White Habanero, Yellow Thai, Bolivian rainbow peppers, milk thistle, red chilly pepper, HBWR.


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Re: What did you go to prison/jail for? [Re: dark3st]
    #18982723 - 10/15/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

And its not rude. It was an immature part of my life.


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OFINTQWGVGAKGCYKBUBX
free dark P. Tampanensis prints to ODD members.

no stamps atm

FREE SEEDS for ODD WCA  members ONLY

I have these seeds:
Orange, red, and yellow sweet peppers, Purple poppies, White Habanero, Yellow Thai, Bolivian rainbow peppers, milk thistle, red chilly pepper, HBWR.


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