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Snotfish
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I need to be looking at porn to do my "number 2"
#18981503 - 10/15/13 02:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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People always talk about porn and how great it is for jacking off. Well I tried this jacking off thing a few times when I was younger and really didn't get it.
This did get me to thinking how it might be fun to be watching porn while I take a shit. My heart starts beating really fast and I loosen up and it feel so good when the poop comes out. I have watched many different categories while doing this.
For years I would always bring my laptop into the bathroom with me and my roomates are like "oh, checking your e-mail in there?" and etc., I'm pretty sure they thought I was jacking off. It's so nice having a smart phone so I can look at this porn even when I'm pooping in public with no questions asked.
For the past few years I have never taken a dump (that I can remember) without looking at porn while doing it.
Anyone else do this also? I really suggest it to anyone who is curious.
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Re: I need to be looking at porn to do my "number 2" [Re: Snotfish]
#18981506 - 10/15/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm literally doing this right now
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NWlight
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Re: I need to be looking at porn to do my "number 2" [Re: Snotfish]
#18981507 - 10/15/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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you should ask your gf to give you a blumkin
i have this feeling you would be that rare gem that could really get into it
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ChinChiller



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Re: I need to be looking at porn to do my "number 2" [Re: NWlight] 2
#18981531 - 10/15/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Its seems you like prostate stimulation...
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Shroomhunter510
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Re: I need to be looking at porn to do my "number 2" [Re: NWlight]
#18981540 - 10/15/13 02:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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When I was like 8 And having to take a dump, I would look at magazines i found in the bathroom with pics of naked black chicks. My legs would be all shaky and then... Shit.. It happened.. Now 11 years later I listen to music while dropping my flushings
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Snotfish
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Re: I need to be looking at porn to do my "number 2" [Re: Shroomhunter510]
#18981575 - 10/15/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well, the techno music from the porn is great to listen to as well.
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Shroomhunter510
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Re: I need to be looking at porn to do my "number 2" [Re: Snotfish]
#18981823 - 10/15/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I have yet to watch a porn that plays techno music. Maybe I'm not watching the goods shit, most porns I've watched with music introduce some soft sensitive music that reminds me of those HBO porns.
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Snotfish
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Re: I need to be looking at porn to do my "number 2" [Re: Shroomhunter510]
#18981979 - 10/15/13 04:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh. I have yet to see a porn where the girls don't have their hair gelled into a mohawk and are bobbing their head while getting it on to techno music..
I like it a lot, called "digital get down" youtube it or something.
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Edited by Snotfish (10/15/13 04:06 PM)
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