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Drunk motherfucker crashes into gas station, shakes it off and then tried to buy beer * 1
    #18975275 - 10/14/13 04:48 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Oh, and his van only had three wheels.

:whatyougonnado:

http://www.freep.com/article/20131013/NEWS06/310130064/beer-van-crash-gas-station

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Driver crashes van into gas station, then tries to buy beer

October 13, 2013

HARBOR BEACH, MICH. — Police say a drunken man driving a van with only three wheels crashed into a gas station in Michigan’s Thumb and then tried to buy beer before police arrived.

Harbor Beach Police Chief Todd Bucholtz tells radio station WLEW that the driver was a 48-year-old man from Port Hope. He says the van barely missed propane tanks at the gas station Thursday night.

The police chief doesn’t know why the van was driven with only three wheels. He’ll forward his investigation to Huron County prosecutors.




Hey at least the dude stayed focused on the task at hand despite adversity.


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Re: Drunk motherfucker crashes into gas station, shakes it off and then tried to buy beer [Re: Niffla]
    #18975294 - 10/14/13 05:00 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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    The police chief doesn’t know why the van was driven with only three wheels. He’ll forward his investigation to Huron County prosecutors.




After All that, the investigation is about this?


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Re: Drunk motherfucker crashes into gas station, shakes it off and then tried to buy beer [Re: dark3st]
    #18975302 - 10/14/13 05:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: Drunk motherfucker crashes into gas station, shakes it off and then tried to buy beer [Re: Niffla]
    #18975711 - 10/14/13 08:37 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:noargument:


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Re: Drunk motherfucker crashes into gas station, shakes it off and then tried to buy beer [Re: Niffla]
    #18977838 - 10/14/13 06:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Niffla said:


tried to buy beer before police arrived.

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I wonder if they sold it to him.
:shrug:

I probably would've just cracked one open regardless, what's shoplifting on top of that stack of paperwork.


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Re: Drunk motherfucker crashes into gas station, shakes it off and then tried to buy beer [Re: Shroom_i]
    #18977851 - 10/14/13 06:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

god amighty--the guy had his priorities--lol--at least he didn't run somebody over


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