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Sheekle
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Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ?
#18976501 - 10/14/13 01:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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My cat lays on my stomach or back very often, but he can't cope with the fact that sometimes I have to get up and move to places. He takes it very hard and lashes out on my arm, sometimes causing me to bleed - regardless of how gently I let him off me. I have it in my head that the most "healthy" option in this situation is to make him feel euphoric. I think that will make him understand where I'm coming from better and resist his violent urges.
All I have in my mind in this situation is making him "healthy". I just want to watch that pussy purr.
By the way the symbol icon I chose for this thread is a red rocket, not that it has to do with anything though. Just saying.
This is nothing sexual, you'd have to be sick to think that.
I just want to make him feel euphoric, I think it will be "healthy".
Discuss.
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
#18976510 - 10/14/13 01:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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how u gonna make your cat feel euphoric? finger in the butt? two hits of alladin?
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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#18976516 - 10/14/13 01:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You're your aunty's nephew all right.
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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
#18976520 - 10/14/13 01:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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dont give your cat drugs man.
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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: rackem]
#18976578 - 10/14/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I use to give my cat catnip all the time and he was very euphoric. He was the perfect cat ):
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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Mescalean]
#18976585 - 10/14/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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do cats even have the receptors in their brains to recognize the drugs?
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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: the mad machinest]
#18976603 - 10/14/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
the mad machinest said: do cats even have the receptors in their brains to recognize the drugs?
idk if they can recognize the high, but they def have some receptors.
I know for a fact that they have cannabinoid receptors.
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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: the mad machinest]
#18976604 - 10/14/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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im sure there has to be at least one guy that IV'd his cat meth or something, but did not write out a proper report on it.
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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: mr sniffles]
#18976610 - 10/14/13 01:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I use to blow smoke at my cat and he would just bask in it and start rolling around batting his paws at invisible stuff. If he claws you get him kitten mittens
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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
#18976614 - 10/14/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Stop putting pieces of brown bread on his head and he might not be so violent towards you
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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: kincorthbill]
#18976620 - 10/14/13 01:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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no dood the wheat bread is healthier for the pussy..
careful though sheekle! you could give your pussy a yeast infection
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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: the mad machinest]
#18976629 - 10/14/13 01:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Catnip. Blow weed at him. Force feed him whiskey (lol dont really do that)
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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
#18976656 - 10/14/13 01:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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get one of those armored arm covers for falconry. LOL
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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: ba87]
#18976678 - 10/14/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Kick him off and establish the pecking order. Little kitty < ME
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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
#18976687 - 10/14/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle
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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: NetDiver]
#18976729 - 10/14/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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This has nothing to do with drugs. I just want to make him feel euphoric
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
#18976735 - 10/14/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Feed your cat, Rub the reproductive organs, reward with catnip
???
Profit.
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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
#18976739 - 10/14/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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fuckin sing him a song or sumpin then..
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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: the mad machinest]
#18976746 - 10/14/13 01:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't want to sing him a song, I just want to make him feel euphoric.
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Legend]
#18976754 - 10/14/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Legend said: Feed your cat, Rub the reproductive organs, reward with catnip
???
Profit.
This
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