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Anonymous #1

Bet this hasn't happened to you.
    #18975207 - 10/14/13 04:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Here's a ditty about a girl named Samantha...

So I'm a freshman in college, Samantha the same. We go to school somewhere far far away from where she's from in California. Samantha and I met at orientation. My first observations: she's hot, funny, and an overall badass. We hit it off, texted a lot until school began.

So school begins.. We chill everyday just as friends for 2 weeks. And then one night I decide I like her as more than a friend and I'm pretty sure the feeling is mutual. So we hooked up and hooked up throughout that week. Things ended when she went off with some guy at a party I was at. We weren't exclusive and didn't have a title so I didn't stop anything from happening. I was angry and figured I wouldn't talk to her again and considered it done.

Well it wasn't - she hit me up right after. She knew that I knew what transpired that night before. The next week she ironed my pants, bought me shirts, cleaned my car, took care of me when I was sick, etc. She was sucking up hard and clearly wanted more, but I wouldn't budge. We chilled every day for around 3 weeks before I left for the weekend. That weekend she texted me constantly and I started realizing I did have feelings for her and I couldn't lock them away.

That night I got back we spent together. A few hours in we hooked up and less than an hour after that we were official. We were together for 2 weeks up until today, when this happened:

I'm looking through instagram when I see a picture she posted of Benji, allegedly her gay best friend. No harm done I figured until I looked at his 8 replies which consisted of "I can't wait to hold you tight", "you're my soulmate and I can't wait to see you", etc. And so I look at his instagram and it becomes clear quite fast that he's no gay best friend and after scrolling back a ways, I realize they've been together for over a year.

So BOOM. Not only is she cheating on a guy with me, but she's in a committed and titled relationship with us 2 at once. I'm disgusted at this point - it's 2 AM then, I call her 3 times. She doesn't pick up so I knock on her dorm room door but there's no answer. I assume she did get up from the knocks and saw me and knew what was up and didn't open the door.

The next thing I had to do was let Benji know what was going on. He had no Facebook so I posted on his instagram that I have stuff he should know and left him my number. The comment was deleted a couple hours later and Benji left replies on Samantha's first 10 photos basically saying "I love you no matter what" so I assume those 2 talked and he's a big enough pussy to forgive her.

It's 6 AM now and I can't sleep. I'm more shocked than anything - I assume tomorrow will either consist of heartbreak or happiness, but I handle situations well and I have a good support system to keep me in check. There has been no contact from her to me, but I'm going to have to find her tomorrow to talk it out. Not that much needs to be talked out, but I don't want to end things without a word being said.


TL;DR - My 2 week girlfriend had another long distance boyfriend that she tried to keep in the dark. Just found this out tonight. Shit may or may not hit the fan, stay tuned.


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Re: Bet this hasn't happened to you. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18975220 - 10/14/13 04:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:popcorn:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Bet this hasn't happened to you. [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #18975226 - 10/14/13 04:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah. I don't even know what's about to hit tomorrow. I'm going to try to sleep for a bit..


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Re: Bet this hasn't happened to you. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18975236 - 10/14/13 04:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Also, bitches be crazy

Good luck, but IMO you do not want a girl like that in your life


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Re: Bet this hasn't happened to you. [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #18975257 - 10/14/13 04:38 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I will never ever ever touch her in a sexual manner again. I could see us being friends after a 1-2 week break just because we've had so much in common, but we'll see. She has a LOT more to lose from this than me so it just depends on how she takes her loss(es)


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Re: Bet this hasn't happened to you. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
    #18975334 - 10/14/13 05:28 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Ya bro, bet you're fucking wrong. This has happened to MANY guys.

This happened to my roommate from 2 years ago,

EXCEPT, it went on with the girl for most of a year.
She quit him (my friend) like he never existed, then after that me and most everyone else
we chilled with. Like none of it ever happened. She spent the night 5 nights a week. .
We both spent hours a day with her like nothing. We took her to get her fake titties put in. (lol).

Long story short, shes with the pathetic ex. It went down the EXACT SAME WAY with the facebook messages
between the sword crossed lovers and all.

That guy is with her still from what I can tell, and he's a fucking looser for it (among other reasons.)

BAIL OUT NOW!

Do not be my fucking friend, because I was so sick of dealing with the drama I was ready to whoop his ass.
Consider this a gift from me to your friend that will have to deal with your whinny ass if you
even consider dwelling on this, or worse trying to stick it out with her.

Loose her fucking #, unfriend, switch classes, what ever you have to fucking do.

Here is a competitive list of don't's:

-Do not express your feelings

-Do not call her late at night when drunk

-do not explain your feelings to friends

-do not compare the next girl you fuck to her (you will inevitably need a slow fast one down the middle, enjoy her for the somewhat chubby, attention seeking skank she is; you wish more girls were like her... especially more attractive ones... shes doing what you would be doing if you were born sans penis)

-do not fucking stalk her, or in any way pay attention to her on FB, the internet, or IRL in any way. If you see her on the side walk take a dollar out of your pocket, throw it at her feet, and tell her you got your $'s worth. Dont respond after that.


Are we clear?

Loose her like her 4 y/o kid just asked you "are you my daddy?"

Loose her like she is a pair of expensive sunglasses.

Never speak of this again to anyone, except for about 5 years from now to either make fun of her, or steer other young lads from trouble.

Get my point?


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Re: Bet this hasn't happened to you. [Re: rodfarva] * 1
    #18975348 - 10/14/13 05:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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If you see her on the side walk take a dollar out of your pocket, throw it at her feet, and tell her you got your $'s worth





Hahaha


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Re: Bet this hasn't happened to you. [Re: LiquidGlass] * 1
    #18975707 - 10/14/13 08:36 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah kick her ass to the curb. Stupid bitches like that dont deserve the light of day.

And yeah this shit happened to me about 4 years ago. I met this girl through work and we hit it off at first. Then she got distant and I asked why so she tells me about this boyfriend she has which is a long term relationship. So I back off and and we play the friend bullshit for a month or so. Then she texts me one night saying she broke up with her long distance boyfriend and wants to come over  :wink:

After 3 nights of amazing sex she gets all fuckin distant again! I didnt ask why this time because I figured it had something to do with this boyfriend, so whatever. We meet up to have coffee a few days later and she confesses and tells me that she never had a BOYfriend, but really she had a girlfriend and she lived literally like 10 blocks away from my place! She did the crying bullshit saying how she wanted to be with me but didnt know how to break things off with her GIRLfriend. I told her to fuck off and I left her sitting there while she cried.

Moral of the story- Fuck dumb bitches who do shit behind your back and lie. Break shit off with them ASAP.


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Re: Bet this hasn't happened to you. [Re: FruitOfLife] * 1
    #18975757 - 10/14/13 09:03 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Loose her like she is a pair of expensive sunglasses.




:lol::lol:


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Re: Bet this hasn't happened to you. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #18975810 - 10/14/13 09:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I will never ever ever touch her in a sexual manner again. I could see us being friends after a 1-2 week break just because we've had so much in common, but we'll see. She has a LOT more to lose from this than me so it just depends on how she takes her loss(es)




No. You don't want her as a friend. Cut her off.


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Re: Bet this hasn't happened to you. [Re: rockylampoon]
    #18975959 - 10/14/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Rodfarva and others with the epic responses
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Re: Bet this hasn't happened to you. [Re: Oeric McKenna] * 2
    #18976544 - 10/14/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

yeah OP this is a lot more common than you might think. Its happened to me and many friends i know.


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Re: Bet this hasn't happened to you. [Re: psyconaught]
    #18979092 - 10/14/13 10:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

psyconaught said:
yeah OP this is a lot more common than you might think. Its happened to me and many friends i know.



The advise to lose her fucking information is the best ever. Just let it eat away at you for a few days then pretend it never happened. I knew a girl who was engaged to get married, then three weeks into college met a guy who she decided she liked more. It took her like two months to break it off with her "Fiance" if you can even call him that.

Bitch got her just desserts though, the guy proposed to her, then moved into an apartment with her and a few friends of his. A month after that he calls her to tell her he was going to a culinary school in New York and their relationship was off.

I still would have fucked that bitch though. She was hot :lol:


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Re: Bet this hasn't happened to you. [Re: bloodsheen]
    #18980110 - 10/15/13 05:44 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

She's denying everything. Says he's the gay best friend, says they just talk to each other like that. I say "then could I talk to him?" and she says "no, that'd be weird." Of course she next pulls out the trust card and tells me trust is what a relationship is about. She tells me she would never date 2 people at once and I'm just like "I'd fucking hope so but that sure isn't what it looks like." She tells me how great I am and how she rarely dates people. I'm thinking it's complete bullshit then but I have nothing to say to her really.


She leaves my room and I assume we won't talk for the rest of the day until...: I don't have a twitter, but this girl at the end of my hall does. She sends me a picture of Samantha's roommate tweeting "Samantha's freaking out. Apparently she dates gay best friends #bfprobs." She tweeted that at Samantha and Samantha retweeted. That pissed me the fuck off that she's making our problems public, but then I realized that all her people from back home probably including this guy follow her. That kind of makes me believe/want to believe that she's telling the truth.

...So again, I don't know what the fuck to do or say. I'm just gonna try to get it off my mind and sleep on it another day


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Re: Bet this hasn't happened to you. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #18980144 - 10/15/13 06:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

"I can't wait to hold you tight", "you're my soulmate and I can't wait to see you"




Did she explain that shit?


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Re: Bet this hasn't happened to you. [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #18980170 - 10/15/13 06:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

"I don't know what to tell you, that's just the way we talk."

I talked to a gay kid on my floor. He said he does use similar language with girls, but never quite that touchy-feely. I'm so confused by all this and I can't figure out what to do.

I can't just give her my trust after all of this, but I can't less stubbornness block my rationality.


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Re: Bet this hasn't happened to you. [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18980199 - 10/15/13 06:45 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

FruitOfLife said: She did the crying bullshit saying how she wanted to be with me but didnt know how to break things off with her GIRLfriend. I told her to fuck off and I left her sitting there while she cried.




She was a chick there's no way she was bigger than you man, you could have used that as an opportunity to have a threesome.

If lesbians hate men so much why then do they use phallic sex toys?


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Re: Bet this hasn't happened to you. [Re: Sketch Turner]
    #18980211 - 10/15/13 06:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

To instagram her boyfriend was nonsense IMO.
Best to just get out of the situation completely, or keep fucking her without emotion.


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Re: Bet this hasn't happened to you. [Re: azur]
    #18980217 - 10/15/13 06:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Whether boyfriend/gay best friend is still up for debate.

Problem is I REALLY like this girl. I'm not gonna let that pull me back in, but I don't want to get out of it without enough thought


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Re: Bet this hasn't happened to you. [Re: azur]
    #18980220 - 10/15/13 06:59 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah that's the sort of thing that a middle aged wife would do to her unfaithful husband, I suppose it is right that he should know his girlfriend has cheated on him though, even if it be only so that he knows you've given him a an opportunity to have guilt free sex with someone other than his lover.


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