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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Shroom_i]
    #18965878 - 10/11/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I already posted it on here. I had one shit housemate.

He had just gotten out of prison with multiple felonies. He came home one night with blood on him, explaining how he had put some dude in the hospital and he thought he was going back to prison. One night when we were drinking, he opened up. Explained how when he was in prison he joined the Aryan Brotherhood and ranted about race mixing. Said multiple times how if I dated outside my race, he'd kill me (was serious). Told me of his crack dealing days and how he killed people.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Shroomerited]
    #18965929 - 10/11/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:herpyderp: hope you got out...


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia]
    #18971187 - 10/13/13 06:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

3 days ago my roommate had this HUGE spat at me for opening her milk (and using enough for a coffee) because she cant afford to buy more.

i told her shes more then welcome to use mine when i buy it but, she didnt want to be a part of the communal sharing (which without her includes myself and 2 others).

today.. she asked me to help drink her milk cause its going off soon.

:dontcare:

myself and another roomie have 4L now thanks anyway


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: aylarun] * 1
    #18971212 - 10/13/13 06:38 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

what a :bitch:


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia]
    #18971217 - 10/13/13 06:43 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My girlfriend/fiance is the best roommate EVER.
She cooks dank ass meals from scratch almost every night. She packs me bento box lunches for work.
She works but also cleans.. I come home to a clean house every night..
She does my laundry for me... mainly because I suck at it.
And I get to have sex on demand
:score:

Fuck normal roommate situations.. I have too many bad experiences with terrible roommates. A few real good ones though.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Shroomism]
    #18971603 - 10/13/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomism said:
She does my laundry for me... mainly because I suck at it.




How can someone suck at laundry?


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #18971611 - 10/13/13 10:08 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
Ummm you didnt even post a story?

My good friend wouldn't clean worth shit. The sink would be full of his dishes and one morning I caught him eating cereal off a plate worth a spatula. :shrug:




:rofl:


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Patlal] * 3
    #18971614 - 10/13/13 10:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Patlal said:
I have had 26 roommates in the last 4 years.

Which one do you want me to bitch about?



At that point it seems like it might be you, man.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: NetDiver]
    #18972216 - 10/13/13 01:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i steal my rooommates cigs and blast loud music at night.  I eat their special treats they've been saving in the fridge for a week.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Shroomerited]
    #18972225 - 10/13/13 01:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomerited said:
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Shroomism said:
She does my laundry for me... mainly because I suck at it.




How can someone suck at laundry?




I dunno but apparently I do. I think off-white pants or light greay looks white and I'll put them all together. Or I'll put it on the wrong temperature or something. I've gotten yelled at, so I let her do it all


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: NetDiver]
    #18972239 - 10/13/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Samurai Drifter said:
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Patlal said:
I have had 26 roommates in the last 4 years.

Which one do you want me to bitch about?



At that point it seems like it might be you, man.




:lolsy:

I'm the boss, that's why. I get new roommates, take their money, I chew them up and I spit them out.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Shroomism]
    #18973531 - 10/13/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomism said:
Quote:

Shroomerited said:
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Shroomism said:
She does my laundry for me... mainly because I suck at it.




How can someone suck at laundry?




I dunno but apparently I do. I think off-white pants or light greay looks white and I'll put them all together. Or I'll put it on the wrong temperature or something. I've gotten yelled at, so I let her do it all



I've been the only person doing my laundry since I was like 13. I have never separated whites and colors. I throw everything in together. Never had a single problem.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Shroomerited]
    #18973812 - 10/13/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Overall my roommates are pretty good, we're coworkers/friends too so it goes pretty good. I have 2 complaints, the first is pretty standard, I'm a pretty clean/neat person and just don't like how 1 of my two roommates likes to leave a mess as far as dishes too long for my liking.. Not that big of a deal though. We're all pretty decent about keeping the joint clean.

Now the only real complaint I have that is actually pissing me off, is my roommate - I'll call him J, is a fucking weirdo when it comes to the temperature in the house or just in general, he makes no fucking sense at all. He is from Texas so just hates the heat but he is acting like a jackass lately. I leave the thermostat at 67 with the heater on - a very comfortable temperature.

Now sometimes, like last night, I'm freezing in my room and my feet are cold as fuck under 2 fleece blankets and my sheets - which is bullshit. I come out and the house is at like 59 degrees with the FUCKING AIR CONDITIONING ON. FYI, we live in North Dakota, a state with one of the coldest winters in the country, and it's hitting the 30's/40's at night. Who in their right fucking mind turns on the A/C in the fall/winter? I'm about to tell him he is going to be paying for half the power bill as he is so fucking stupid about it - instead of opening a window or just turning the heater off, he turns the fucking A/C on. I've told him how stupid it that is and so has my other roommate and he keeps doing it. I'm about to disconnect the A/C outside or just not pay him for the power bill (the power is in his name, lease is in the other roommates name) as he is using it like a jackass. :shrug:

Also, people forget to lock the front door when they're the last out. Which no longer bothers me as I have a lock on my room's door and nothing valuable outside of it. Plus people give me shit sometimes when I lock the door even when we're home (people that come over like other coworkers but not roommates) and I laugh and remind them how they got their apartment broken into while they were asleep and at home. I could give a fuck less what they think about how I live - it's my house and I'll do as a I fuckin please, if I feel like locking the doors so jackasses can't just walk in like they own the joint, so be it. You can knock or ring, I'll let you in and you'll know you aren't just free to come and go as you please.
That's about it. Hard to beat living in a nice single wide for 250$/month in a boomtown.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Shroomerited] * 1
    #18973840 - 10/13/13 08:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomerited said:
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Shroomism said:
Quote:

Shroomerited said:
Quote:

Shroomism said:
She does my laundry for me... mainly because I suck at it.




How can someone suck at laundry?




I dunno but apparently I do. I think off-white pants or light greay looks white and I'll put them all together. Or I'll put it on the wrong temperature or something. I've gotten yelled at, so I let her do it all



I've been the only person doing my laundry since I was like 13. I have never separated whites and colors. I throw everything in together. Never had a single problem.



same here. yay for low maintenance people :raveface:


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: JesusIsLord] * 1
    #18973954 - 10/13/13 09:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

thats sucks bro, especially the part about people just going in like its their fucking house. i dislike that very much and ill probably snap at you if you do it enough times.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #18973990 - 10/13/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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zZZz said:
thats sucks bro, especially the part about people just going in like its their fucking house. i dislike that very much and ill probably snap at you if you do it enough times.



right? i mean and they come over when no one else is home but me and I'm not expecting them. I'm just like, :wtf: are you doin here? I'm not going to entertain you. I have shit to do.

Yesterday a coworker who was over was griping for one of us to get up and let another roommate in cause the doors locked and he was the one who locked it and I'm just like dude, shut the fuck up - he should have a key, he's not 2 years old.

One of my roommates pissed me the fuck off a while back too. He bitched at me one morning at work calling me selfish because I didn't wake him up to go to work (he is paranoid about getting fired because he showed up to work like 3 hours late once and he drives out to his girlfriends stays up all night then drives back - two hour drive one way mind you - and is late to work once in a while). So I told him I'm not your fucking mom, how the fuck do you think I wake up on time? I use two/three alarms, because I'm a fucking adult. Grow up you dipshit. From then on it actually pissed me off a great deal as I couldn't go through my morning without having a mental debate about whether or not to wake him up. I did a few times and probably saved him his job as he was sleeping right up til it was time for work.

Now I just say fuck it. You learn from the school of hard knocks. Be late, get fired. Then you'll learn. Fucking dumbasses :dumbass:


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #18974119 - 10/13/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

jeezus :wtfsonic:


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" *DELETED* [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #18976519 - 10/14/13 01:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia]
    #18976540 - 10/14/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Your A.C goes down to 50?

Time to get a new A.c. :lol:


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Konyap]
    #18976542 - 10/14/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

65 is room temperature :mmmkay:


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