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Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ?
    #18976501 - 10/14/13 01:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My cat lays on my stomach or back very often, but he can't cope with the fact that sometimes I have to get up and move to places. He takes it very hard and lashes out on my arm, sometimes causing me
to bleed - regardless of how gently I let him off me. I have it in my head that the most "healthy" option in this situation is to make him feel euphoric. I think that will make him understand where I'm coming from better and resist his violent urges.

All I have in my mind in this situation is making him "healthy". I just want to watch that pussy purr.

By the way the symbol icon I chose for this thread is a red rocket, not that it has to do with anything though. Just saying.

This is nothing sexual, you'd have to be sick to think that.

I just want to make him feel euphoric, I think it will be "healthy".

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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18976510 - 10/14/13 01:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

how u gonna make your cat feel euphoric?
finger in the butt?
two hits of alladin?:lol:


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #18976516 - 10/14/13 01:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You're your aunty's nephew all right.


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18976520 - 10/14/13 01:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

dont give your cat drugs man.


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: rackem]
    #18976578 - 10/14/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I use to give my cat catnip all the time and he was very euphoric. He was the perfect cat ):


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Mescalean]
    #18976585 - 10/14/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

do cats even have the receptors in their brains to recognize the drugs?


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18976603 - 10/14/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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do cats even have the receptors in their brains to recognize the drugs?




idk if they can recognize the high, but they def have some receptors.

I know for a fact that they have cannabinoid receptors.


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18976604 - 10/14/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

im sure there has to be at least one guy that IV'd his cat meth or something, but did not write out a proper report on it. :sad:


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: mr sniffles]
    #18976610 - 10/14/13 01:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I use to blow smoke at my cat and he would just bask in it and start rolling around batting his paws at invisible stuff. If he claws you get him kitten mittens


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18976614 - 10/14/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Stop putting pieces of brown bread on his head and he might not be so violent towards you :grin:


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: kincorthbill]
    #18976620 - 10/14/13 01:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

no dood the wheat bread is healthier for the pussy..:themoreyouknow:

careful though sheekle! you could give your pussy a yeast infection:wink:


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18976629 - 10/14/13 01:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Catnip.
Blow weed at him.
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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18976656 - 10/14/13 01:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

get one of those armored arm covers for falconry. LOL


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: ba87]
    #18976678 - 10/14/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Kick him off and establish the pecking order.
Little kitty < ME

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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18976687 - 10/14/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: NetDiver]
    #18976729 - 10/14/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This has nothing to do with drugs. I just want to make him feel euphoric


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18976735 - 10/14/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Feed your cat, Rub the reproductive organs, reward with catnip

???

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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18976739 - 10/14/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

fuckin sing him a song or sumpin then..:shrug:


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18976746 - 10/14/13 01:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't want to sing him a song, I just want to make him feel euphoric.


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Legend]
    #18976754 - 10/14/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Feed your cat, Rub the reproductive organs, reward with catnip

???

Profit.



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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #18976762 - 10/14/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

you're being difficult today sheekle:tentjump:

what are you going to do to make your cat feel euphoria?
how will you know when key key is in a euphoric state?


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18976768 - 10/14/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

shave him

dunno if he will feel euphoric but he will defo feel different :laugh:


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18976773 - 10/14/13 02:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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you're being difficult today sheekle:tentjump:

what are you going to do to make your cat feel euphoria?
how will you know when key key is in a euphoric state?




he doesn't want to shave him, he just wants to make him feel euphoric.


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: kincorthbill] * 1
    #18976777 - 10/14/13 02:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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shave him

dunno if he will feel euphoric but he will defo feel different :laugh:



:ilold: that's perty funny


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #18976780 - 10/14/13 02:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

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you're being difficult today sheekle:tentjump:

what are you going to do to make your cat feel euphoria?
how will you know when key key is in a euphoric state?




he doesn't want to shave him, he just wants to make him feel euphoric.



Finally, somebody understands what I'm getting at


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18976785 - 10/14/13 02:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

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the mad machinest said:
you're being difficult today sheekle:tentjump:

what are you going to do to make your cat feel euphoria?
how will you know when key key is in a euphoric state?




he doesn't want to shave him, he just wants to make him feel euphoric.



Finally, somebody understands what I'm getting at



Drill a hole in his skull, stick in a probe and directly stimulate the pleasure centre of his brain


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #18976801 - 10/14/13 02:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Can of tuna

Guaranteed winner

if you want him to make this noise pppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18976810 - 10/14/13 02:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What a horny post


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: kincorthbill]
    #18976822 - 10/14/13 02:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: rackem]
    #18976840 - 10/14/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i'd very well think i was insane if LSD made me see dragons.


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #18976855 - 10/14/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

cats like to feel good.  petting cats get the purrs.

    once, while cutting lines of cocaine on picture frame laying on floor, me cat comes over in curiousity, slowly, wondering what eye getting into.  the razor chopping away spreading aroma to nearby noses enticing both parties.  cat comes over and sticks his nose onto plate, tooting a nice cat bump, shakes head, sneezes, makes eye contact saying, 'what in the world?'  Then, walks off to soon find the answer himself.  I was left wondering what will become of me feline friend.  Gave a toot, myself, and carried on with the day.
    hours passed before the cat came to join me for another.  all afternoon the cat was outside, somewhere among the golf course residence of Arizona. 
    later, early evening, I return home to find me cat laying on bedroom floor exactly where was previously cutting the cocaine.  he looks at me square on with tail slapping carpet, saying, 'where is it? *slap* where is it? *slap*.'

catnip spun their lids, but never did like to return to pile after the first ball of time share with herb.


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Legend]
    #18976857 - 10/14/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

no shit.


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #18976894 - 10/14/13 02:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

lol. thats fucking hilarious.


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: mr sniffles]
    #18976924 - 10/14/13 02:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

your cat was high, sheekle wants his cat to feel euphoric. And with no drugs or bestiality this time.


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: danlennon3]
    #18976942 - 10/14/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

There's a few seasons of my cat from hell on netflix.. it shows how to take care mr. mittens properly. Not once has he suggested getting the cat stoned  :nyan:


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Legend]
    #18977064 - 10/14/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Buy your cat a fuck buddy


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: rackem]
    #18977077 - 10/14/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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:ilold: so Damn hard 

sheekle just be all "Kitteh u r euphoric now get off and don't bite me or ill throw your ass in the pool!!


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: JacksonMetaller]
    #18977080 - 10/14/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Buy your cat a fuck buddy




inbred kittens?


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18977119 - 10/14/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe if you tried feeding him he's be more euphoric


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18977146 - 10/14/13 03:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Maybe if you tried feeding him he's be more euphoric




he doesn't want to feed him, he just wants to make him feel euphoric


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Legend]
    #18977170 - 10/14/13 03:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Buy your cat a fuck buddy




inbred kittens?




How would they be inbred if he bought another cat? I guess that would raise the problem of a whole litter of cats to buy fuck buddies for and on and on.... Never mind sheekle. Bad plan


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    #18977187 - 10/14/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

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JacksonMetaller said:
Buy your cat a fuck buddy




inbred kittens?




How would they be inbred if he bought another cat? I guess that would raise the problem of a whole litter of cats to buy fuck buddies for and on and on.... Never mind sheekle. Bad plan



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Buy your cat a fuck buddy




inbred kittens?




How would they be inbred if he bought another cat? I guess that would raise the problem of a whole litter of cats to buy fuck buddies for and on and on.... Never mind sheekle. Bad plan




in-bread.



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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Legend]
    #18977226 - 10/14/13 03:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lmafo:


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: JacksonMetaller]
    #18977309 - 10/14/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Salomon]
    #18977321 - 10/14/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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i knew what the video was before it loaded :lol:


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18977532 - 10/14/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

No, sheekle.


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18977708 - 10/14/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

in-bread  ha!


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Legend]
    #18977825 - 10/14/13 06:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Legend said:
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JacksonMetaller said:
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Legend said:
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JacksonMetaller said:
Buy your cat a fuck buddy




inbred kittens?




How would they be inbred if he bought another cat? I guess that would raise the problem of a whole litter of cats to buy fuck buddies for and on and on.... Never mind sheekle. Bad plan



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JacksonMetaller said:
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Legend said:
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JacksonMetaller said:
Buy your cat a fuck buddy




inbred kittens?




How would they be inbred if he bought another cat? I guess that would raise the problem of a whole litter of cats to buy fuck buddies for and on and on.... Never mind sheekle. Bad plan




in-bread.






:lol:

Now that - was funny!


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
    #20600486 - 09/22/14 10:16 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Bump


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
    #20605398 - 09/23/14 10:12 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Bump



Why the fuck did nobody post


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
    #20605401 - 09/23/14 10:14 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Have you made your cat euphoric yet? If so, what method did you use?


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Webster10]
    #20605420 - 09/23/14 10:21 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

he uses the rear dry smash/ reach around method


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Sheekle]
    #20605453 - 09/23/14 10:30 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Buy a dozen mice from a pet store.

Release them in your home.

Also, hide catnip in places you know dat cat will find it while she's on the mouse prowl.


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Re: Do you think I should make my cat feel euphoric ? [Re: Higgins]
    #20605612 - 09/23/14 11:10 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Gib ayahuasca


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