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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: NWlight]
#18974996 - 10/14/13 01:44 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: 50K? I'd pay off a small fraction of my student loans and continue going to work 
50k? Small fraction? How the hell did you manage that?
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minus the details i spent about 300k on school 
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: NWlight]
#18975005 - 10/14/13 01:50 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: minus the details i spent about 300k on school 
Fuck. Undergrad only or including professional school?
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With 50,000 I would finance two mortgages on two homes. I would negotiate a decent deposit to lower the interest.
Then rent out the rooms in both of the homes for enough money to pay off the mortgages and pay for your own living expenses.
Keep working full time and the money you get from your job becomes pure savings.
Of course this all takes a lot of work. Being a landlord isn't a walk in the park; but it 's a safer investment than stock market speculation.
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undergrad is all paid off thanks to generous parents.
the 300k is professional school. I can't wait to have this debt off my back
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: NWlight]
#18975026 - 10/14/13 02:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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NWlight said: undergrad is all paid off thanks to generous parents.
the 300k is professional school. I can't wait to have this debt off my back 
That's a bitch dude. On the bright side, you should have a better chance getting a decent paying job.
I'm planning to go to grad school. I'm so glad it's grad school not professional school. Getting paid poorly>>>>>>paying 300k.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: fapjack]
#18975031 - 10/14/13 02:03 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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fapjack said: Take the next 2 years off and go on a really long vacation.
2 years!? 50k in 2 years ?
thats 480/wk thats shit. i cant imagine much of a vacation with that money.
id throw that down on a few condos in a nice area of town and become a landlord and watch my credit build and cash in on those investments after they are paid for and off turn 50k into 500 easy peasy.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: Rewindicus]
#18975074 - 10/14/13 02:40 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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yeah but remember, this cash is ILLEGAL! procured through substance selling! The cash is illegal, you can't just post up with 50k and start repairing your credit or financing two houses!!! that's bogus bc IRS would be following quick behind
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: SoreSpore]
#18975078 - 10/14/13 02:43 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's why you tumble that shit through BTC and then transfer to your bank so starting point is unknown.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: dark3st]
#18975177 - 10/14/13 03:52 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i would go with "found it by the railroad tracks" and stick to my story. finders keepers
wouldnt I be able to keep it if they couldnt prove it was involved in a crime?
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: NWlight]
#18975178 - 10/14/13 03:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you find that amount, I think you're legally obliged to notify police, who will hold on to it. You have no guarantee that they won't invent something to keep you from collecting it, and to keep themselves from padding their own bank accounts with it. They'll hold it for a year or so to wait for somebody to claim it, and if, in that time, they get any whiff whatsoever that you were involved with drug selling or other illegal activity, they'll likely assume the monetary gain was not legitimate and confiscate it.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: SoreSpore]
#18975182 - 10/14/13 03:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd go to a casino, sit down at the roulette table, place 50k on red and walk out with 100k 

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something cool said: If you find that amount, I think you're legally obliged to notify police, who will hold on to it. You have no guarantee that they won't invent something to keep you from collecting it, and to keep themselves from padding their own bank accounts with it. They'll hold it for a year or so to wait for somebody to claim it, and if, in that time, they get any whiff whatsoever that you were involved with drug selling or other illegal activity, they'll likely assume the monetary gain was not legitimate and confiscate it.
Well you just gave me a great idea to launder money.
You place an amount you and one other party knows with a number lock that you both know. Place an amount of money that only you and anouther person knows and then that person drops it off saying it was lost by someone and you know there is cash inside because a 100 was sticking out. Other person comes in says he lost a case of money with 15750 bucks or whatever (something someone couldnt guess) say it was winnings from a dog track. Claim it and report it to the IRS
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: SoreSpore]
#18975245 - 10/14/13 04:33 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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50K isn't shit these days. I mean fuck yeah it would be nice to get for free, but it's not really much. I might take a really nice vacation (an international one) and then put the rest away for a rainy day and keep on as normal.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: Niffla]
#18975250 - 10/14/13 04:35 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd probably just do a shitload of drugs and be done with it in a month 
Although I could do it in a foreign country
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: rulesq]
#18975256 - 10/14/13 04:38 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: Niffla]
#18975259 - 10/14/13 04:39 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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nice. i never noticed that
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: SoreSpore]
#18975434 - 10/14/13 06:22 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Convert it into whats called "90% Junk Silver" which is old American silver change with 90% silver content, which you can get close to the silver price. To be exact, Three Of These Bags.
Silver's gonna hold value and its going to rise with inflation. When dollars are worth less, silver dollars are worth more.
When you need some extra $$ you cash in some silver change for paper dollars. Every silver dollar (in coin or change) is worth about $17 in paper dollars now.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: Asante]
#18975520 - 10/14/13 07:11 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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50k in illegal cash? Easy
I would buy everything I could pay cash with that doesn't look suspicious (gas, restaurants, walmart, other stores). Because you see, if you pay bills and student loans and car payments and shit, there's a paper trail. Paper trails are bad.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: Patlal] 2
#18975530 - 10/14/13 07:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd have a field day on Craigslist buying motorcycles and electronics
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