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$50,000 illegal CASH!
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WTF would you do with this little treasure (possibly curse )??? Hypothetical situation here, of course. But how in the world would you handle that? What would you personally spend it on? Would you take any precaution in how and what you spent it on?
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: SoreSpore]
#18974593 - 10/13/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Take the next 2 years off and go on a really long vacation.
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Keep it for the rest of my life and spend it little by little and it will eventually be gone. lots of drugs, 50,000 isn't very much to launder either
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: SoreSpore]
#18974605 - 10/13/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd probably give it to who it belongs if it was stolen from people because I have principles/am a total chump. If it came from my enemies I would chalk it up as a victory and put it towards the resources and infrastructure I need to take even more.
But in reality, buy a few drug dealers' cars.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: fapjack]
#18974612 - 10/13/13 11:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Transfer to bitcoins, buy a few drugs and then deposit the remained BTC into my bank.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: fapjack]
#18974617 - 10/13/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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half responsibly. pay bills, new car, plan for future exc.
other half... PARTY TILL I DROP! SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK N ROLL!
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: dark3st]
#18974618 - 10/13/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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50K? I'd pay off a small fraction of my student loans and continue going to work
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: NWlight]
#18974622 - 10/13/13 11:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bury it on my land in case I need it in the future/use it to pay for my underground laboratory
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Drugs and savings bonds, for more drugs.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: SoreSpore]
#18974634 - 10/13/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I would buy drugs, shit for an apt(TV, couches, bed, cool art, dishes, etc..), a lot of new clothes, a decent used car for a few g's, pay like a years rent, buy a new phone, buy a new tablet/PC hybrid, give my mom some money, than invest the rest in drugs for resale.
All that's if the money just happened to fall in my lap, if I did something really illegal to get it than I would probably just try to be low key with it and just spend a little here and there.
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I had 65,000 of free money and I blew it on jewelry,whores,and whiskey...I do have a car to show for it though
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learning sponge said: I had 65,000 of free money and I blew it on jewelry,whores,and whiskey...I do have a car to show for it though
hahaha i rock the same lingo
that is dope homeboy
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: SoreSpore] 1
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Don't burn it, spend it on something that will position yourself better in life. Make sure your bills are paid, take some schooling in a field that you like and know you can do well in. If you don't do that, put the money into a downpayment on a house. Smart use now will put you ahead for life, and probably put you on completely different and much better path. Don't waste it.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: NWlight]
#18974809 - 10/14/13 12:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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NWlight said: 50K? I'd pay off a small fraction of my student loans and continue going to work 
Yeah that'd just about cover college expenses
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something cool said: Don't burn it, spend it on something that will position yourself better in life. Make sure your bills are paid, take some schooling in a field that you like and know you can do well in. If you don't do that, put the money into a downpayment on a house. Smart use now will put you ahead for life, and probably put you on completely different and much better path. Don't waste it.
Boooooooring. First thing I would do is buy a 1/4 oz of coke and bang a hooker for 3 hours. I actually have a friend that got like $200k from a wrongful death suit, he spent all of it within 2 years and then he was broke. He spent it all on coke, weed, alcohol. and partying. He was a fucking idiot though.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: fapjack]
#18974919 - 10/14/13 01:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Keep it, and slowly buy everything I needed to start some sort of home business. Money like that can be spent fast, but takes way longer to earn afterwards.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: vertygo]
#18974959 - 10/14/13 01:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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a have a good friend who inherited that exact amount. spent it all on drugs and bail within a few months. now he's doing around 20 in prison. 
personally, i would buy a decent car and invest the rest, or just spend it very slowly...fuck it, PARTY AT MY HOUSE for a few months.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: zZZz]
#18974962 - 10/14/13 01:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Did he kill someone?
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: fapjack]
#18974981 - 10/14/13 01:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: NWlight]
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NWlight said: 50K? I'd pay off a small fraction of my student loans and continue going to work 
50k? Small fraction? How the hell did you manage that?
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minus the details i spent about 300k on school 
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: NWlight]
#18975005 - 10/14/13 01:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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NWlight said: minus the details i spent about 300k on school 
Fuck. Undergrad only or including professional school?
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With 50,000 I would finance two mortgages on two homes. I would negotiate a decent deposit to lower the interest.
Then rent out the rooms in both of the homes for enough money to pay off the mortgages and pay for your own living expenses.
Keep working full time and the money you get from your job becomes pure savings.
Of course this all takes a lot of work. Being a landlord isn't a walk in the park; but it 's a safer investment than stock market speculation.
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undergrad is all paid off thanks to generous parents.
the 300k is professional school. I can't wait to have this debt off my back
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: NWlight]
#18975026 - 10/14/13 02:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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NWlight said: undergrad is all paid off thanks to generous parents.
the 300k is professional school. I can't wait to have this debt off my back 
That's a bitch dude. On the bright side, you should have a better chance getting a decent paying job.
I'm planning to go to grad school. I'm so glad it's grad school not professional school. Getting paid poorly>>>>>>paying 300k.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: fapjack]
#18975031 - 10/14/13 02:03 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said: Take the next 2 years off and go on a really long vacation.
2 years!? 50k in 2 years ?
thats 480/wk thats shit. i cant imagine much of a vacation with that money.
id throw that down on a few condos in a nice area of town and become a landlord and watch my credit build and cash in on those investments after they are paid for and off turn 50k into 500 easy peasy.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: Rewindicus]
#18975074 - 10/14/13 02:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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yeah but remember, this cash is ILLEGAL! procured through substance selling! The cash is illegal, you can't just post up with 50k and start repairing your credit or financing two houses!!! that's bogus bc IRS would be following quick behind
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: SoreSpore]
#18975078 - 10/14/13 02:43 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's why you tumble that shit through BTC and then transfer to your bank so starting point is unknown.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: dark3st]
#18975177 - 10/14/13 03:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i would go with "found it by the railroad tracks" and stick to my story. finders keepers
wouldnt I be able to keep it if they couldnt prove it was involved in a crime?
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: NWlight]
#18975178 - 10/14/13 03:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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If you find that amount, I think you're legally obliged to notify police, who will hold on to it. You have no guarantee that they won't invent something to keep you from collecting it, and to keep themselves from padding their own bank accounts with it. They'll hold it for a year or so to wait for somebody to claim it, and if, in that time, they get any whiff whatsoever that you were involved with drug selling or other illegal activity, they'll likely assume the monetary gain was not legitimate and confiscate it.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: SoreSpore]
#18975182 - 10/14/13 03:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd go to a casino, sit down at the roulette table, place 50k on red and walk out with 100k 

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something cool said: If you find that amount, I think you're legally obliged to notify police, who will hold on to it. You have no guarantee that they won't invent something to keep you from collecting it, and to keep themselves from padding their own bank accounts with it. They'll hold it for a year or so to wait for somebody to claim it, and if, in that time, they get any whiff whatsoever that you were involved with drug selling or other illegal activity, they'll likely assume the monetary gain was not legitimate and confiscate it.
Well you just gave me a great idea to launder money.
You place an amount you and one other party knows with a number lock that you both know. Place an amount of money that only you and anouther person knows and then that person drops it off saying it was lost by someone and you know there is cash inside because a 100 was sticking out. Other person comes in says he lost a case of money with 15750 bucks or whatever (something someone couldnt guess) say it was winnings from a dog track. Claim it and report it to the IRS
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: SoreSpore]
#18975245 - 10/14/13 04:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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50K isn't shit these days. I mean fuck yeah it would be nice to get for free, but it's not really much. I might take a really nice vacation (an international one) and then put the rest away for a rainy day and keep on as normal.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: Niffla]
#18975250 - 10/14/13 04:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd probably just do a shitload of drugs and be done with it in a month 
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: rulesq]
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: Niffla]
#18975259 - 10/14/13 04:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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nice. i never noticed that
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: SoreSpore]
#18975434 - 10/14/13 06:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Convert it into whats called "90% Junk Silver" which is old American silver change with 90% silver content, which you can get close to the silver price. To be exact, Three Of These Bags.
Silver's gonna hold value and its going to rise with inflation. When dollars are worth less, silver dollars are worth more.
When you need some extra $$ you cash in some silver change for paper dollars. Every silver dollar (in coin or change) is worth about $17 in paper dollars now.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: Asante]
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50k in illegal cash? Easy
I would buy everything I could pay cash with that doesn't look suspicious (gas, restaurants, walmart, other stores). Because you see, if you pay bills and student loans and car payments and shit, there's a paper trail. Paper trails are bad.
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#18975530 - 10/14/13 07:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd have a field day on Craigslist buying motorcycles and electronics
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: Rewindicus]
#18975550 - 10/14/13 07:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said: Take the next 2 years off and go on a really long vacation.
2 years!? 50k in 2 years ?
thats 480/wk thats shit. i cant imagine much of a vacation with that money.
id throw that down on a few condos in a nice area of town and become a landlord and watch my credit build and cash in on those investments after they are paid for and off turn 50k into 500 easy peasy.
Long vacation meaning not working and just doing whatever I want to. I can live off a lot less than $480 bucks a week,
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: SoreSpore]
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SoreSpore said: WTF would you do with this little treasure (possibly curse )??? Hypothetical situation here, of course. But how in the world would you handle that? What would you personally spend it on? Would you take any precaution in how and what you spent it on?
My closest friend just got ~100k in a settlement, and at this point he just wants to buy a house. He's not into any drugs at all, so that really blows because he's got 100k in the bank and I've got 0.00 in the bank and I love chems damnit!!!
I think if I had his money I would definitely give some to my family and close/struggling friends, but he hasn't given a dime to me, his father (who we live with right now) nor anyone else.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: mikeisapro]
#18975585 - 10/14/13 07:41 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Its $100k, not $100 million.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: mikeisapro]
#18975591 - 10/14/13 07:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's his moneys.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: zZZz]
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Yeah it is his money.
I don't think he is immoral for not sharing.
It's just hard to fathom not helping out his struggling parents/friends. I'd be happy with 1 percent of what he has. It would help a lot (besides the drugs). His mother is trying to raise his two younger siblings on practically no income and is a single parent. She has done sexual favors for money.
He's a glutton My friend weighs about 300 and he's not even tall.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: mikeisapro]
#18975637 - 10/14/13 08:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Big people are usually more greedy IME
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: mikeisapro]
#18975640 - 10/14/13 08:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i hope he does share it with his family.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: zZZz]
#18975781 - 10/14/13 09:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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SLOTH*GREED=MASS 
Damn, I could spend 50 grand in cash pretty fucking quick around my house. Future proof this shit and start the compound. Pretty sure I would find a way to get some a lot of LSD though. That's about it for drugs.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: mikeisapro]
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mikeisapro said: Yeah it is his money.
I don't think he is immoral for not sharing.
It's just hard to fathom not helping out his struggling parents/friends. I'd be happy with 1 percent of what he has. It would help a lot (besides the drugs). His mother is trying to raise his two younger siblings on practically no income and is a single parent. She has done sexual favors for money.
He's a glutton My friend weighs about 300 and he's not even tall.
If my mom was blowing dudes for money I probably wouldn't give her any either. Sounds like she maybe has a problem with drugs, and more money is NEVER the solution to that problem. I pissed away 25 grand in less than 6 months shooting heroin. If I had more money I would have spent it all on heroin.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: fapjack]
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i'd like to think I would start a business
in reality i'd probably die
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: zZZz]
#18975798 - 10/14/13 09:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd set up a sham carpentry company. Clean 40k. Should get back 30k after tax. Use it to get a mortgage and rent it out.
The other 10k id party with.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: mikeisapro] 1
#18975990 - 10/14/13 10:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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SoreSpore said: WTF would you do with this little treasure (possibly curse )??? Hypothetical situation here, of course. But how in the world would you handle that? What would you personally spend it on? Would you take any precaution in how and what you spent it on?
My closest friend just got ~100k in a settlement, and at this point he just wants to buy a house. He's not into any drugs at all, so that really blows because he's got 100k in the bank and I've got 0.00 in the bank and I love chems damnit!!!
I think if I had his money I would definitely give some to my family and close/struggling friends, but he hasn't given a dime to me, his father (who we live with right now) nor anyone else. 
bothers me when people find out you have money and act like you owe them something.

let me get this straight. you are struggling financially so you feel resentment toward your friend who got a court settlement because he won't give you money to get high.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: NWlight]
#18976031 - 10/14/13 10:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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yeah, but he is fat too!!!11!1!
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: SoreSpore]
#18976043 - 10/14/13 10:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Did you ever let his mom blow you?
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: fapjack]
#18976072 - 10/14/13 11:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bunch of fools.
I love my friend, and no I do not resent him at all.
He is actually the one who holds fast to resentment and vengeance. Hopefully not much for me (but it's definitely there) but he resents his mother and father very plainly. He speaks of recurring dreams where he is the antichrist and creates storms of fury to destroy the planet and everyone who wronged him. He's been through a lot of shit, being homeless for years and even getting raped.
He's not mentally sound. Hence the obesity issue.
"bothers me when people find out you have money and act like you owe them something."
I haven't done this a single fucking time to him, with the exception of one time when he promised if I walked with him downtown that he'd buy me a 2.50 drink from a store and he re-nigged and said lets walk home. I DID get upset that time, it was 2 fucking dollars out of 100,000.00 and he had already promised it to me.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: mikeisapro]
#18976119 - 10/14/13 11:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: rulesq]
#18976131 - 10/14/13 11:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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rulesq said: I'd go to a casino, sit down at the roulette table, place 50k on red and walk out with 100k 


you put somewhere around 16 000 on red in case you lose you can try and bet the remainder 34 000 on red
martingale ftw
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martingale_%28betting_system%29
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: hidenseek1]
#18976160 - 10/14/13 11:24 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I would take a year to do wtf i want then go back to school
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