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SoreSpore
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$50,000 illegal CASH!
#18974582 - 10/13/13 11:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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WTF would you do with this little treasure (possibly curse )??? Hypothetical situation here, of course. But how in the world would you handle that? What would you personally spend it on? Would you take any precaution in how and what you spent it on?
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fapjack
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: SoreSpore]
#18974593 - 10/13/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Take the next 2 years off and go on a really long vacation.
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Fuckspice
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: fapjack] 5
#18974604 - 10/13/13 11:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Keep it for the rest of my life and spend it little by little and it will eventually be gone. lots of drugs, 50,000 isn't very much to launder either
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moonrockmushy
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: SoreSpore]
#18974605 - 10/13/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd probably give it to who it belongs if it was stolen from people because I have principles/am a total chump. If it came from my enemies I would chalk it up as a victory and put it towards the resources and infrastructure I need to take even more.
But in reality, buy a few drug dealers' cars.
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dark3st
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: fapjack]
#18974612 - 10/13/13 11:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Transfer to bitcoins, buy a few drugs and then deposit the remained BTC into my bank.
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no stamps atm FREE SEEDS for ODD WCA members ONLY I have these seeds: Orange, red, and yellow sweet peppers, Purple poppies, White Habanero, Yellow Thai, Bolivian rainbow peppers, milk thistle, red chilly pepper, HBWR.
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evileye001
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: fapjack]
#18974617 - 10/13/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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half responsibly. pay bills, new car, plan for future exc.
other half... PARTY TILL I DROP! SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK N ROLL!
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NWlight
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: dark3st]
#18974618 - 10/13/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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50K? I'd pay off a small fraction of my student loans and continue going to work
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NotTheDevil
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: NWlight]
#18974622 - 10/13/13 11:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bury it on my land in case I need it in the future/use it to pay for my underground laboratory
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Drugs and savings bonds, for more drugs.
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TrentBoyett
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: SoreSpore]
#18974634 - 10/13/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I would buy drugs, shit for an apt(TV, couches, bed, cool art, dishes, etc..), a lot of new clothes, a decent used car for a few g's, pay like a years rent, buy a new phone, buy a new tablet/PC hybrid, give my mom some money, than invest the rest in drugs for resale.
All that's if the money just happened to fall in my lap, if I did something really illegal to get it than I would probably just try to be low key with it and just spend a little here and there.
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Doctor Sponge
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I had 65,000 of free money and I blew it on jewelry,whores,and whiskey...I do have a car to show for it though
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teamkiller
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i'd cry tears of blood
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SoreSpore
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Quote:
learning sponge said: I had 65,000 of free money and I blew it on jewelry,whores,and whiskey...I do have a car to show for it though
hahaha i rock the same lingo
that is dope homeboy
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something cool
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: SoreSpore] 1
#18974753 - 10/14/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Don't burn it, spend it on something that will position yourself better in life. Make sure your bills are paid, take some schooling in a field that you like and know you can do well in. If you don't do that, put the money into a downpayment on a house. Smart use now will put you ahead for life, and probably put you on completely different and much better path. Don't waste it.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: NWlight]
#18974809 - 10/14/13 12:30 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
NWlight said: 50K? I'd pay off a small fraction of my student loans and continue going to work 
Yeah that'd just about cover college expenses
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fapjack
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Quote:
something cool said: Don't burn it, spend it on something that will position yourself better in life. Make sure your bills are paid, take some schooling in a field that you like and know you can do well in. If you don't do that, put the money into a downpayment on a house. Smart use now will put you ahead for life, and probably put you on completely different and much better path. Don't waste it.
Boooooooring. First thing I would do is buy a 1/4 oz of coke and bang a hooker for 3 hours. I actually have a friend that got like $200k from a wrongful death suit, he spent all of it within 2 years and then he was broke. He spent it all on coke, weed, alcohol. and partying. He was a fucking idiot though.
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: fapjack]
#18974919 - 10/14/13 01:06 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Keep it, and slowly buy everything I needed to start some sort of home business. Money like that can be spent fast, but takes way longer to earn afterwards.
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: vertygo]
#18974959 - 10/14/13 01:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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a have a good friend who inherited that exact amount. spent it all on drugs and bail within a few months. now he's doing around 20 in prison. 
personally, i would buy a decent car and invest the rest, or just spend it very slowly...fuck it, PARTY AT MY HOUSE for a few months.
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fapjack
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: zZZz]
#18974962 - 10/14/13 01:19 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Did he kill someone?
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zZZz
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Re: $50,000 illegal CASH! [Re: fapjack]
#18974981 - 10/14/13 01:28 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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edit
Edited by zZZz (10/14/13 02:01 AM)
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