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Re: Your View about JESUS [Re: g00ru] * 1
    #18972880 - 10/13/13 04:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
--Jesus


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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.


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Re: Your View about JESUS [Re: g00ru] * 1
    #18972892 - 10/13/13 04:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

yeah, i don't discriminate. they're all cool. Christians are cool. i just hate those snobby, you're going to hell, types. they can piss off.

and all those religious type things, well, guess what, it all comes from the same damn place, anyways right? they're all influencing eachother in one way or another to refine and incorporate "their religion" or what i just call spirituality, into their lives.

so i don't see it ever as one thing over the other. naw, it's all in balance, dude. :yesnod:

PS: Jesus the gay man with a lisp. that's kinda the best Jesus, still. not in anyway that's "better" per se, it's just... we actually need a gay Jesus with a lisp in this world.


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Re: Your View about JESUS [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #18972927 - 10/13/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

The Ecstatic said:
If the son of God walked the earth for thirty years I think the super civilization next door with the immaculate records and libraries of historical documents, he'd be mentioned at least once.





which super-civilization? the romans, he was mentioned by the romans, maybe
the egyptians, the moors destroyed the libraries of egypt... there's
nothing immaculate about ancient records, few have survived

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Sure, the Bible has some good messages. There's also verses about god sending bears to kill children for simply laughing.





good distortion of the texts, they were ridiculing a prophet of god, not
simply laughing... understand why I see atheists as being just as bad as
christians, both are 'holier than thou' style religious beliefs



How the hell is that any less bad. "Some children mocked my prophet so I'll send bears to kill them."


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Re: Your View about JESUS [Re: NotTheDevil] * 2
    #18972945 - 10/13/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

because those kids were little shits. they need to be bitch slapped, and that's how God bitch slaps. by sending Bears to fuck you.


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Re: Your View about JESUS [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18972986 - 10/13/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Your View about JESUS [Re: NotTheDevil] * 2
    #18973588 - 10/13/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Hes "akuming"


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Your View about JESUS [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 3
    #18973593 - 10/13/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

ha
hah
hahahaha
hahahahahahahaha
haahahahahahahahaaaahahhahahahaahha
BWAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAAAAH!!!



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Re: Your View about JESUS [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18973640 - 10/13/13 07:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lolsy:

really though, everyone around here grew up in a secular fashion and now theyre all dumb as hell, cant think, drug addicts..etc. The ones that grew up with religious parents seems to be the ones with the good jobs, the money, brains..etc


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Your View about JESUS [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #18973650 - 10/13/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

oh yeah, not really in all cases, but a majority of people who are indoctrinated seem to lead relatively successful lives. but it really depends on waht you define as a "successful life".


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Re: Your View about JESUS [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18973656 - 10/13/13 07:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I feel that


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Your View about JESUS [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 2
    #18973670 - 10/13/13 07:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

who cares what your creed is, as long as you do good with it? if you raise successful, independent children, you win in life.

but there is many ways to "win". just depends how you look at it. plus, some people might raise a family and be wealthy even, and still have no soul, no spark... until they hit a bong, or something usually that ridiculous sounding... like jumping out of a plane or climbing a high peak.

it's just something different for everybody.

righ righ?


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Re: Your View about JESUS [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #18973697 - 10/13/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)









I think homeboy was a mushroom, or a story that came about from dudes on mushrooms....or maybe a star...I don't know much at all in regards to religious stuff, but it all seems like allegory to me. Some seem to take these old stories very literally though.




John 14:6
"....No one comes to the Father except through me"













-OM


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Re: Your View about JESUS [Re: openmind]
    #18973723 - 10/13/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I know he's real:tinfoil:


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Re: Your View about JESUS [Re: openmind]
    #18973728 - 10/13/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

the perfect being inhabit in a human is through doing Mushrooms, and/or becoming everything and nothing.


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Re: Your View about JESUS [Re: openmind]
    #18975456 - 10/14/13 06:35 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

openmind said:








I think homeboy was a mushroom, or a story that came about from dudes on mushrooms....or maybe a star...I don't know much at all in regards to religious stuff, but it all seems like allegory to me. Some seem to take these old stories very literally though.




John 14:6
"....No one comes to the Father except through me"













-OM


.




One of my favorite verses.

I believe Jesus represented the star. This is how hes so 'astrological' in history. Now was he a real man? Quite possible. I see myself as a "star" like I see jesus, and I exist, so why couldn't jesus? Even if the dude didn't do miracles he still had some immense first-hand knowledge.


HES TELLING YOU I AM HOLY. SO YOU ARE HOLY!


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Re: Your View about JESUS [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #18975507 - 10/14/13 07:06 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i like jc. :cool:


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