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Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off 3
#18972351 - 10/13/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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She always gets drunk and rubs dogs pussies and dicks but tries to disguise it like she's just petting their stomaches but people notice like my m0ther and father have both noticed like my mom calls her out for it sometimes
Talk about a doggie daycare! Yowzas!
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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle] 10
#18972355 - 10/13/13 02:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Similar things?
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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: KingKnowledge]
#18972360 - 10/13/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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is your aunt lonely?
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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: KingKnowledge]
#18972362 - 10/13/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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KingKnowledge said: Similar things?
that's the punchline of the joke of reality
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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: xanderofpella]
#18972363 - 10/13/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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xanderofpella said: is your aunt lonely?
yes i believe very much so
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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle] 1
#18972367 - 10/13/13 02:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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how does she react when someone calls her out? that's gotta be awkward.
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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: xanderofpella]
#18972378 - 10/13/13 02:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh cool apparently i make a thread about this every couple months or so just whenever im reminded that she does it
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xanderofpella said: how does she react when someone calls her out? that's gotta be awkward. 
One time she was doing it and my moms like "you know you don't have to rub her crotch" and my aunts response in a very defensive tone was like "no i was rubbing her stomache, THIS is her crotch!" And grabbed the whole dogs pussy with her hand and then did it one more time to delonstrate
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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle]
#18972386 - 10/13/13 02:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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KingKnowledge said: Similar things?
that's the punchline of the joke of reality
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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle] 8
#18972390 - 10/13/13 02:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i bet if you came over to her house dressed as a dog, you could score some wincest
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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle]
#18972392 - 10/13/13 02:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: apparently i make a thread about this every couple months or so
nooooooooo.. really??
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Sheekle said: apparently i make a thread about this every couple months or so
nooooooooo.. really?? 
If u look in related threads the one where i say pooches in the title is really well written about this whole thing
Yeah i just notice it happening and it wow's me every time
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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle]
#18972474 - 10/13/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's like, if you love your dog and you know it needs to get some, then you've got to give it some, because it's your prisoner really.
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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: lazyfingers] 1
#18972485 - 10/13/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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All this did was remind me of south park. How to milk a dog. "Red rocket boy red rocket!l
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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Mescalean]
#18972502 - 10/13/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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My uncle's ex girlfriend used to do that to her nasty ass pug. She would get defensive sometimes and other times she said that he needed it because he gets "wound up."
Creepy dude.
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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: lazyfingers]
#18972503 - 10/13/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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lazyfingers said: It's like, if you love your dog and you know it needs to get some, then you've got to give it some, because it's your prisoner really.
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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Mescalean]
#18972507 - 10/13/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You should read
"Why I Stroke Puppies and You Should Too."
It explains everything.
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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: lazyfingers]
#18972525 - 10/13/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm reporting her to Humane Society. That's fuckin sick. What's her excuse? Oh wait, sheekle you drunk and trolling?
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I think hes srs. His aunt diddles dogs.
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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle] 1
#18972547 - 10/13/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Oh cool apparently i make a thread about this every couple months or so just whenever im reminded that she does it
So you are a serial bore. This happens over and over again and you don't do anything about it other than announce it on the retard forum? Does the fucking dog mind?
Another pointless retard,
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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: zappaisgod]
#18972558 - 10/13/13 03:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's not very nice.
Also, OP can you post a pic of your aunt? This type of story gives me an errection, and I need more than text to finish myself off.
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