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Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off * 3
    #18972351 - 10/13/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

She always gets drunk and rubs dogs pussies and dicks but tries to disguise it like she's just petting their stomaches but people notice like my m0ther and father have both noticed like my mom calls her out for it sometimes

Talk about a doggie daycare! Yowzas!


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle] * 10
    #18972355 - 10/13/13 02:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #18972360 - 10/13/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

is your aunt lonely?


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #18972362 - 10/13/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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KingKnowledge said:
Similar things?



that's the punchline of the joke of reality


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: xanderofpella]
    #18972363 - 10/13/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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is your aunt lonely?



yes i believe very much so


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #18972367 - 10/13/13 02:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

how does she react when someone calls her out? that's gotta be awkward. :rofl:


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: xanderofpella]
    #18972378 - 10/13/13 02:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Oh cool apparently i make a thread about this every couple months or so just whenever im reminded that she does it


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how does she react when someone calls her out? that's gotta be awkward. :rofl:



One time she was doing it and my moms like "you know you don't have to rub her crotch" and my aunts response in a very defensive tone was like "no i was rubbing her stomache, THIS is her crotch!" And grabbed the whole dogs pussy with her hand and then did it one more time to delonstrate


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle]
    #18972386 - 10/13/13 02:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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KingKnowledge said:
Similar things?



that's the punchline of the joke of reality




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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle] * 8
    #18972390 - 10/13/13 02:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i bet if you came over to her house dressed as a dog, you could score some wincest


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle]
    #18972392 - 10/13/13 02:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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apparently i make a thread about this every couple months or so




nooooooooo.. really?? :lol:


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #18972406 - 10/13/13 02:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
apparently i make a thread about this every couple months or so




nooooooooo.. really?? :lol:



If u look in related threads the one where i say pooches in the title is really well written about this whole thing

Yeah i just notice it happening and it wow's me every time


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle]
    #18972474 - 10/13/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It's like, if you love your dog and you know it needs to get some, then you've got to give it some, because it's your prisoner really.


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: lazyfingers] * 1
    #18972485 - 10/13/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

All this did was remind me of south park. How to milk a dog. "Red rocket boy red rocket!l


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Mescalean]
    #18972502 - 10/13/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My uncle's ex girlfriend used to do that to her nasty ass pug. She would get defensive sometimes and other times she said that he needed it because he gets "wound up."

Creepy dude.


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: lazyfingers]
    #18972503 - 10/13/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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It's like, if you love your dog and you know it needs to get some, then you've got to give it some, because it's your prisoner really.



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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Mescalean]
    #18972507 - 10/13/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You should read

"Why I Stroke Puppies and You Should Too."

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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: lazyfingers]
    #18972525 - 10/13/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm reporting her to Humane Society. That's fuckin sick. What's her excuse? Oh wait, sheekle you drunk and trolling?


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: lets drive around]
    #18972535 - 10/13/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I think hes srs. His aunt diddles dogs.


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #18972547 - 10/13/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Oh cool apparently i make a thread about this every couple months or so just whenever im reminded that she does it





  So you are a serial bore.  This happens over and over again and you don't do anything about it other than announce it on the retard forum?  Does the fucking dog mind?

Another pointless retard,


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: zappaisgod]
    #18972558 - 10/13/13 03:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That's not very nice.



Also, OP can you post a pic of your aunt?  This type of story gives me an errection, and I need more than text to finish myself off.


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: fapjack]
    #18972564 - 10/13/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Wow man whats your problem with the mentally handicapped.


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle]
    #18972566 - 10/13/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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She always gets drunk and rubs dogs pussies and dicks but tries to disguise it like she's just petting their stomaches but people notice like my m0ther and father have both noticed like my mom calls her out for it sometimes

Talk about a doggie daycare! Yowzas!


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You already made that thread before.


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: fapjack]
    #18972567 - 10/13/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

And get a money shot of her grabbing your dogs rope.


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: T-Rex]
    #18972574 - 10/13/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

She's not gonna beat my dog off, she can blow him though.


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: fapjack]
    #18972578 - 10/13/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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She's not gonna beat my dog off, she can blow him though.




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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: zappaisgod]
    #18972579 - 10/13/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)


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  So you are a serial bore.  This happens over and over again and you don't do anything about it other than announce it on the retard forum?  Does the fucking dog mind?

Another pointless retard,
Mod edit: No flaming, member Pub banned for this post



:ilold:

What kind of a person does it take to catch a ban from the retard forum?


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18972591 - 10/13/13 03:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Why does negativity attach itself to epic posts?


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: lazyfingers]
    #18972678 - 10/13/13 03:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

maximum shock value!

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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #18972691 - 10/13/13 03:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

damn it should cost something then. All this shit for free


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: lazyfingers]
    #18972711 - 10/13/13 03:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

hahahaha I so glad people are getting mad cuz I made this thread I WANT EVERYONE TO FEEL VERY UNHAPPY AND SAD WITH LOTS OF DEATH AND DESPAIR


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle]
    #18972720 - 10/13/13 03:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It's true, Damn you , you're the antichrist on ryebread.


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #18972748 - 10/13/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Hey guys I crave attention so I'm remaking a thread about a taboo subject to get a response out of the community.




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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle]
    #18972763 - 10/13/13 04:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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hahahaha I so glad people are getting mad cuz I made this thread I WANT EVERYONE TO FEEL VERY UNHAPPY AND SAD WITH LOTS OF DEATH AND DESPAIR



that's not cool :thumbdown:

and dude, bro man you gotta give us something fresh with the new thread. Develop the story, post pictures, entertain us.

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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Everlong]
    #18972773 - 10/13/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Sheekle said:


Beastiality isn't completely unheard of and from a psychology standpoint it is considered to be "normal" if someone tries to engage an animal in sexual experimentation during the period of psycho-sexual development. Ever hear of the ol peanut butter weiner trick thang?






im pretty sure you shouldnt do this, i think i remember reading peanuts are bad for dogs


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
    #18972783 - 10/13/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

Sheekle said:
Oh cool apparently i make a thread about this every couple months or so just whenever im reminded that she does it





  So you are a serial bore.  This happens over and over again and you don't do anything about it other than announce it on the retard forum?  Does the fucking dog mind?

Another pointless retard,


Mod edit: No flaming, member Pub banned for this post




Well at least it was just a pub ban, but whatever mod banned him for such a stupid reason should be banned from being a mod.


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #18972788 - 10/13/13 04:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
hahahaha I so glad people are getting mad cuz I made this thread I WANT EVERYONE TO FEEL VERY UNHAPPY AND SAD WITH LOTS OF DEATH AND DESPAIR



that's not cool :thumbdown:

and dude, bro man you gotta give us something fresh with the new thread. Develop the story, post pictures, entertain us.

we demand




my aunt is really fat and obnoxious


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle] * 3
    #18972793 - 10/13/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Is she single?


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: fapjack]
    #18972797 - 10/13/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

yeah


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle]
    #18972816 - 10/13/13 04:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:creepylurker:


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #18972828 - 10/13/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

A friend of mine puts her dog in one of those doggie day-care places that also does over-night stays. One time when she took her dog in for a stay the woman at the desk (who knows her pretty well by now) told her that a customer called in and told her that her dog needed "nightly releases" to sleep properly.

The desk lady was like "Um, what" and the women went on to very politically correctly explain that she wanted the woman to jerk her dog off. People are fucked up, I mean did you ever hear of taking your dog for a fucking walk?


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #18972832 - 10/13/13 04:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Pics or it didn't happen


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #18972841 - 10/13/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

im beat after reading this thread, but id thought id whack off another post bitches, its hard to tell if this thread was serious, but because of the same threads before hand i believe it.anyways dawgs whats popin? anyways i gotta catch the bus, the red rocket downtown


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: bloodsheen]
    #18972845 - 10/13/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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bloodsheen said:
the women went on to very politically correctly explain that she wanted the woman to jerk her dog off.



ok everyone, how much would you charge that lady for her dog's hand job?


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #18972895 - 10/13/13 04:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: MorphinTime]
    #18972911 - 10/13/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Some dogs like anal, so be happy your aunt has trained them so well.


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: MorphinTime]
    #18972916 - 10/13/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I think Sheekle would make more off a handie.


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18972922 - 10/13/13 04:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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im beat after reading this thread, but id thought id whack off another post bitches, its hard to tell if this thread was serious, but because of the same threads before hand i believe it.anyways dawgs whats popin? anyways i gotta catch the bus, the red rocket downtown



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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Sheekle] * 3
    #18974431 - 10/13/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Never again clicking on Sheekle's threads.


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: lets drive around]
    #18975166 - 10/14/13 03:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yea, they've become the literal equivelant of mental vomit.


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18975186 - 10/14/13 04:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

no pics?...lame.


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: zZZz]
    #18975234 - 10/14/13 04:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

A while back i had a roommate who randomly brought home a dog without telling anyone.  This was the dumbest fucking dog i have ever seen in my life, i have never met a worse dog.  It was like a hybrid of a boxer and a mut.  I lived in a house with 3 other people and one day i came home with 2 lovely lady friends of mine.  For whatever reason they walked in his room and found him with the dog on its back and he was rubbing its balls.  Of course the girls ran out of the room laughing. When he was confronted about it he said that he said that he had taken the dog to the vet and one of his balls didnt drop and their advice was to rub it everyday until it dropped supposedly, LOL.  Upon inspection, sure enough, it only had one ball.  We eventually had to kick this guy out for shaving his pubes all over the floor with my best friends face razor and leaving them there.  Some people.


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: lets drive around]
    #18975905 - 10/14/13 10:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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lets_drive_around said:
Never again clicking on Sheekle's threads.



What did you expect when you clicked on a thread with the title "aunt is addicted to wacking dogs off"? :goodluckwiththat2:

And as if one thread is somehow representative of the nature of all of my threads?


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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #18975914 - 10/14/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Pics or it didn't happen




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Re: Aunt is addicted to wackin dogs off [Re: SnowDaze]
    #18975968 - 10/14/13 10:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What a nice lady :evil:


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