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The Fucking Machine? Have you heard this song?
    #18972023 - 10/13/13 12:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

A sailor told me before he died—
I know not whether the bastard lied—
He had a wife with a twat so wide
That she could never be satisfied.

So he fashioned out a big fucking wheel,
Attached it to a big prick of steel,
Made two balls and filled them with cream,
And the whole fucking thing was run by steam.

'Round and 'round went the big fucking wheel,
In and out went the big prick of steel.
'Til at last the maiden cried,
"Enough, enough. I'm satisfied."

But here is a case of the biter bit:
There was no way of stopping it.
The maiden was torn from twat to teat,
And the whole fucking thing went up in shit.


Discuss.


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Re: The Fucking Machine? Have you heard this song? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #18972029 - 10/13/13 12:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

lol


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Re: The Fucking Machine? Have you heard this song? [Re: Apples.Obituaries]
    #18972074 - 10/13/13 12:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:okthatsfunny:


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Re: The Fucking Machine? Have you heard this song? [Re: Salomon]
    #18972085 - 10/13/13 12:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well welcome everybody to Willie's place
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
We got everything, the only thing that we lack is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll give her great big tits and a little bitty ass
A fucking machine that never runs out of gas
A body like nobody's ever seen before
She recently inherited a liquor store


Well she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight
She doesn't get the shits if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile
Take of our clothes then we buck in a pile

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Make her a magic fingers mama that can roll up my doobs
The best in the west at cooking Chinese food
She doesn't like to shop and she don't wear clothes
She always compliments me on the size of my hose


We'll make her three feet tall
and stand about to here
With a flat spot on her head
so I can rest my beer

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac


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