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Ronald McDonald vs Colonel Sanders
    #18971307 - 10/13/13 07:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

For all my hungry friends out there...

Ronald McDonald vs Colonel Sanders

Saaaanders! Your fried chicken tastes like sand!
No wonder 6 billion people know my brand!
I got a dollar menu, mass produced for cents!
You got popcorn chicken for the price of my rent!

Yo Ronald! I know youuu jealous you aint got my recipe!
Yeahhh, 6 billion people sufferin' from obesity!
I got coleslaw, gravy, even chicken in buckets!
You got heart-attack patties and stale chicken nuggets!

Colonel pssssh! What are you the captain of anyway?
I'll bake your ass out on the grill any day!
I got Mack Sauce, super size, even apple pie!
Hell man, your cashiers don't even ask "would you like fries?"
Fooooool!

Yo Ronnie, here come mad wraps from my kitchen!
Eat my bitchin' chicken and yo finga's you'll be lickin'!
You're choppin down the rainforests, pro-forestry!
So come down to Kentucky and drop the M-C!


Edited by junkyardgod (10/13/13 08:13 AM)


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
Re: The Official Epic Rap Battles of Food Industry Thread! [Re: junkyardgod]
    #18971358 - 10/13/13 08:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Lmao the first 2 paragraphs were indeed epic.


Ronalds diss to the Colonel

We got play places, playstations and baby changing stations
You make sad faces like were racing, we even have commercials and posters dedicated to the masons
KFC? More like PWS, that's PUKE WHEN U SEE,
ya staff doesn't even clean the poop or pee off the toilet seats
Id rather go to stop n shop and buy some muthafuckin beats


The Colonel's reply

When It comes to meat, youre motto must be
"red-hair don't care, our food smells like feet"
U aint fuxin wit Sanders,
Your food shuts the body down like Deon Sanders


--------------------
Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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