Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: PhytoExtractum Maeng Da Thai Kratom Leaf Powder   Original Sensible Seeds Feminized Cannabis Seeds

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]
OfflineGreySatyr
Pagan-Psyche
Male

Registered: 06/20/13
Posts: 3,376
Loc: North Carolina
Last seen: 9 years, 9 months
Texting Chicks This Gen
    #18970896 - 10/13/13 02:06 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Me: "Hey, what's up?"

Chick: "watching tv."

Do sober girls do anything other than watch tv? Fucking lazy slobs. It disgusts me.

How do you guys feel about it? Maybes it's just the chicks I talk to but it seems like that's the entire question with every single chick I text or message.


--------------------
...also, go to hell, huh?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSheekle
FREE BURKE
 User Gallery


Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 53,153
Re: Texting Chicks This Gen [Re: GreySatyr] * 3
    #18970902 - 10/13/13 02:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe your negativity which shows by saying things like "Fucking lazy slobs. It disgusts me." has to do with the reason why they don't feel more compelled to give you more than a short two word answer than that (Or maybe they're generally as boring as they make themselves out to be :lol:)


--------------------
"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


Edited by Sheekle (10/13/13 02:19 AM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSheekle
FREE BURKE
 User Gallery


Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 53,153
Re: Texting Chicks This Gen [Re: Sheekle] * 3
    #18970906 - 10/13/13 02:11 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Also I do agree people could spend less time watching TV and more time doing funner stuff, but if that keeps the entertained then :justdontknow:


--------------------
"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleFrenchMachine

Registered: 07/24/09
Posts: 1,126
Re: Texting Chicks This Gen [Re: GreySatyr]
    #18970911 - 10/13/13 02:13 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Most of the lazy drunk American public likes to just sit on their ass & stare at the 'idiot box'.  :shrug:

They are too busy watching things like Jersey Shore, American Idol, Oprah, HGTV, Game Of Thrones, or some generic media news outlet.

Too many people gave up on hobbies & interests here in Western culture, unfortunately.



--------------------
"Big deal. Death always went with the territory. I'll see you in Disneyland." - Richard Ramirez The Night Stalker



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleNiffla
Male User Gallery


Registered: 06/09/08
Posts: 46,991
Loc: Texas
Re: Texting Chicks This Gen [Re: GreySatyr] * 1
    #18970912 - 10/13/13 02:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

There's this chick that I work with. We have to communicate a lot to get on the same page and stuff so I'll hit her up routinely during the week. Like during the evenings. Every time I call her -- literally every single time it seems -- she's like "I'll call you back in an hour, I'm finishing my shows". And then when she calls back, the first thing she says is "alright make it really fast because I got <insert number here> shows left and I wanna get to bed at a decent time".

Once time I asked her how many shows she watches a week and she said during weeknights she typically has 4 to 5 shows DVR'd every single night.

And here's a shocker...she's overweight.


--------------------


HAIL OUR NEW OTD KING


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRam Dass
Challenger
Male


Registered: 02/08/08
Posts: 693
Loc: 2000 Feet Under the Sea
Last seen: 9 years, 9 months
Re: Texting Chicks This Gen [Re: GreySatyr] * 2
    #18970932 - 10/13/13 02:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

If all she does is watch tv, it might not take much to impress her.  Ask her out and show her a good time.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePsilosopherr
A psilly goose
Other User Gallery


Registered: 02/15/12
Posts: 12,278
Last seen: 2 months, 4 days
Re: Texting Chicks This Gen [Re: GreySatyr]
    #18970934 - 10/13/13 02:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

GreyMorph said:
Me: "Hey, what's up?"

Chick: "watching tv."

Do sober girls do anything other than watch tv? Fucking lazy slobs. It disgusts me.

How do you guys feel about it? Maybes it's just the chicks I talk to but it seems like that's the entire question with every single chick I text or message.



this girl i just started seeing almost never watches TV. Its's super refreshing!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinehealing
Strangest
Female


Registered: 02/22/11
Posts: 6,565
Loc: the universe, the milky w...
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
Re: Texting Chicks This Gen [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18970990 - 10/13/13 03:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Who watches TV anyway? We have the internet for that.


--------------------
Open mind, open heart, open book.



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleChowder963
954-867-5309
 User Gallery


Registered: 01/31/10
Posts: 4,768
Re: Texting Chicks This Gen [Re: GreySatyr] * 4
    #18971006 - 10/13/13 03:17 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Instead of watching tv I just put cameras in my neighbors homes and monitor what they eat and do. After a little while I start to make a list and eventually basically kind of know them pretty well, I just wait by my mailbox or strike conversation with them whenever I see them out front and bring up things I know they like. This way I have more friends and dont have to watch television.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinepslyke
fantasmagoric
Male User Gallery


Registered: 06/12/10
Posts: 4,178
Loc: Flag
Last seen: 10 minutes, 58 seconds
Re: Texting Chicks This Gen [Re: Chowder963] * 1
    #18971294 - 10/13/13 07:28 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

For some reason I feel like you're not joking....


--------------------
"What appears impenetrable to us does exist, manifesting itself in the deepest wisdom and the most radiant beauty" Einstein

"The conservatives of 70 years ago would be outraged at what has come to pass. It embodies everything they took up arms for to defeat"Asante


:kratom:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleBill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
Re: Texting Chicks This Gen [Re: pslyke] * 1
    #18971316 - 10/13/13 07:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

OP im not a wizard, but if youre going to text a girl, youre going to need to seem a little more enthusiastic or else youre going to keep getting feedback as boring as "watching tv"



Be feminine when it comes to text messaging. Say something like "ayyyy hows it goin girl just bored seein what u were up to you want to go to..." and so on

If you don't like that idea, then I wouldn't text woman in hopes of eventually getting laid


--------------------
Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTwinEclipse
Psychedelic Alchemist
Male User Gallery
Registered: 07/06/13
Posts: 1,499
Loc: NGC1097
Last seen: 8 years, 6 months
Re: Texting Chicks This Gen [Re: pslyke]
    #18971345 - 10/13/13 08:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

pslyke said:
For some reason I feel like you're not joking....



:notsureif:


--------------------
My purpose: to love, to share, and to experience....all while conforming to my psychedelic experiences.



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineShroomerited
Male User Gallery

Registered: 06/12/10
Posts: 1,974
Last seen: 7 years, 10 months
Re: Texting Chicks This Gen [Re: TwinEclipse] * 1
    #18971596 - 10/13/13 10:03 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

One girl one time said she was watching TV. WHY DO ALL WOMEN NOWADAYS WATCH SO MUCH TV THE FUCKING LAZY SLOBS.

Great logic, man. :huxleyfacepalm:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineNetDiver
Wandering Mindfuck


Registered: 08/24/09
Posts: 6,024
Loc: Everywhere and Nowhere
Last seen: 1 year, 7 months
Re: Texting Chicks This Gen [Re: Shroomerited]
    #18971604 - 10/13/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:whathesaid:

The OP sounds like it was written by a sexist tool. :shrug:


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleRiderOnTheStorm
Reject thug culture
 User Gallery


Registered: 11/26/12
Posts: 1,855
Loc: Hug a hippie today
Re: Texting Chicks This Gen [Re: GreySatyr] * 4
    #18971641 - 10/13/13 10:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What were you doing when you called her?

Chick: Hey what are you doin?
You: Browsing an internet forum

Chick: OMG what a fag, do high people do anything but fuck around on the internet?

:highdog:

You really think staring at a computer screen is somehow superior to staring at a TV screen? LOL


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineGreySatyr
Pagan-Psyche
Male

Registered: 06/20/13
Posts: 3,376
Loc: North Carolina
Last seen: 9 years, 9 months
Re: Texting Chicks This Gen [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #18971667 - 10/13/13 10:28 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Lol, no this is definitely not one of those me problems and I'm far from sexist. It's more of an "I hate the stereotypes of this generation in which there are many and I am typically a good conversationalist and I never begin a conversation with negativity. I just find talking to chicks through text or the net is boring. Western culture has degraded big time.


--------------------
...also, go to hell, huh?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleRiderOnTheStorm
Reject thug culture
 User Gallery


Registered: 11/26/12
Posts: 1,855
Loc: Hug a hippie today
Re: Texting Chicks This Gen [Re: GreySatyr] * 1
    #18971735 - 10/13/13 10:49 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I think you're just projecting your frustration with the girl being so blunt. They don't make it easy because they're not thinking about it. Try:

You: Hey watcha doin?
Chick: watchin tv
You: What show?
Chick: Oprah's Weepy Tear Time
You: OMG I love that show, can I come over? #GallonOfRockyRoad
Chick: omg lol my pussy is so wet, hurry!

Next thing you know she'll be begging you to rough her up a little like the guy from every single Lifetime show, and then you don't have to hypocritically complain about technology's impact on modern communication skills by posting on a fucking internet message board.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblerackem
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/27/09
Posts: 14,024
Re: Texting Chicks This Gen [Re: GreySatyr] * 1
    #18971738 - 10/13/13 10:49 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i think you need to broaden your horizon with females man.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineganjfather
uncle randy
Male User Gallery


Registered: 08/06/09
Posts: 6,342
Loc: Flag
Last seen: 3 years, 7 months
Re: Texting Chicks This Gen [Re: rackem] * 2
    #18971816 - 10/13/13 11:12 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Or get over it and let the girl watch tv.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSARAtonin
Violent Dreams
Female User Gallery

Registered: 09/28/11
Posts: 15,961
Loc: Deutschland
Re: Texting Chicks This Gen [Re: rackem]
    #18971866 - 10/13/13 11:27 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

rackem said:
i think you need to broaden your horizon with females man.




--------------------
God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are none so like him as ourselves.

Want to join a cult? Click for details…


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]

Shop: PhytoExtractum Maeng Da Thai Kratom Leaf Powder   Original Sensible Seeds Feminized Cannabis Seeds


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* anyone meet an online chick?
( 1 2 all )
John 4,564 24 06/08/05 06:48 AM
by baraka
* Really Hot Mexican Chick... Any Suggestions? (LONG) NO PICS! Druginduced 1,965 4 12/07/03 05:01 PM
by Druginduced
* Is the Pub becoming the haven of disgusting sexist pigs?
( 1 2 3 4 ... 13 14 )
RandalFlagg 19,181 265 06/21/06 02:17 AM
by MrSinister
* Am I sexist?
( 1 2 all )
lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl 1,902 25 09/22/05 11:09 AM
by drtyfrnk
* You know you're an Internet Oldtimer when...
( 1 2 3 4 all )
trendalM 6,343 75 07/14/05 10:57 AM
by MAIA
* Hookers, Internet Hookups, Massage Parlors, etc.
( 1 2 all )
daimyo 2,677 28 11/16/05 03:10 PM
by drtyfrnk
* Chron Gen - "LSD" (mp3) LearyfanS 779 3 05/12/04 12:46 AM
by filthysock
* Internet Archive? TheCow 721 3 05/10/06 05:08 PM
by Krishna

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
2,877 topic views. 2 members, 31 guests and 29 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.029 seconds spending 0.008 seconds on 14 queries.